Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

I THINK I know what you were asking. I googled that sh!t.

 

[paulthenurse]

Christian Fourier is a funny SOB.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The interesting thing about this Zeke suspension is that the Cowboys have only won 2 playoff games in the last 20 years.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jerry Jones was one of the owners praising Goodell for doing such a wonderful job during the whole Deflategate joke so now he should soak up and enjoy every bit of his woman-beating player's suspension while eating a giant bags of dicks

A pound of air pressure and Jerry is all high and mighty about making sure the letter of the law is withheld.... but a POS beats a woman up three times in one fckuing week and all of a sudden it's "whaaaaaat!?! A suspension!?!? That's insane and I'm furious!!"

What an absolute bag if shti

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, I though Jerry would draft a letter to the league praising this decision. After all, gotta protect the shield and integrity of the game, right?

 

[HoppyDaze]

This article is really funny. There were a lot of Vikings fans around when I lived in Bozeman, they were the worst; almost as bad a Packers fans.

The starting quarterback had his leg explode in a non-contact drill, an injury so severe it nearly led to amputation and left witnesses on the field crying and barfing.

 

[bob1852]

Jerry Jones was one of the owners praising Goodell for doing such a wonderful job during the whole Deflategate joke so now he should soak up and enjoy every bit of his woman-beating player's suspension while eating a giant bags of dicks

A pound of air pressure and Jerry is all high and mighty about making sure the letter of the law is withheld.... but a POS beats a woman up three times in one fckuing week and all of a sudden it's "whaaaaaat!?! A suspension!?!? That's insane and I'm furious!!"

What an absolute bag if shti

No need to be so uppity...

 

[GenIke]

This article is really funny. There were a lot of Vikings fans around when I lived in Bozeman, they were the worst; almost as bad a Packers fans.

HAHAHAH that's great. Thanks for sharing. This is my favorite line: The Super Bowl takes place in Minneapolis this February and I already know the Packers are winning it. It’s cosmic law. They will storm in and win the title and half this team’s ****bag fans will pretend they were Cheeseheads all along. Minnesotans are only loyal to things that make Minnesota look good.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... so... anyway

Three weeks and one day until everyone in the country gets to see the GOAT.

Don't forget about the new banner! Ehhhhh? Won't that be fun!?!

 

[bluemoose]

Is it true that the Pats have so many banners they had to reconfigure the stadium? Crazy! Are they all Super Bowl banners, or do they have those super cool AFC championship participant banners?

 

[day_trippr]

They may have AFC banners somewhere in the stadium but only the SB banners have been on the lighthouse.
And if you watched the televised scrimmage last week you might have noticed they took all the SB banners down.

I've guessing they're going to erect a wall above the walkway to make room for all six SB banners...

(Yes, I said 6 )

 

[bluemoose]

They'll just have to change things again in a couple years if they only make room for 6.

 

[paulthenurse]

Relevant fact^^^.

 

[HoppyDaze]

get a room you guys

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gonna need a bigger room. Friggin six banners!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

When you think about it objectively, they just might have to rebuild the entire stadium to have room for all the projected banners.

Ya, I know. First World Problem.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's a foregone conclusion. Why is the league even playing these games this year? We all know how it will end.

 

[paulthenurse]

Two reasons.

1. So those of us who have been Pat's fans since Gino Capaletti, and those outsiders who have seen the light and come to Jeezuz can experience the joys of Tom, Bill and the boys kicking the leagues asses all season long

2. So we (see above) can enjoy the anguish and tears of the "competition" and their "fans" as Tom , Bill and the boys kick their collective asses all season long.

 

[paulthenurse]

The quarterbacks in this game are nothing at all like Tom. It's like they are playing a totally different game. Retard-o-ball.

 

[day_trippr]

I can barely be bothered to watch my home team's pre-season scrimmages.
Out O' Town teams?
Fahgetaboutit!
I read the J-E-T-S scored one whole touchdown in their "game" last week.
How can anyone watch a dumpster fire like that?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

DT in these current times we should be sensitive to teams that s*ck.

Speaking of which how about the other-other NY team imploding before the season even starts? Buff. I guess rebuilding. I wonder what Applebees the Ryan brothers are going to show up at this season.

 

[paulthenurse]

They just closed 150 of them. Limited options.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was just thinking about how I got blocked by Shannon Sharpe on twitter and was then thinking... "how da fug am I only blocked by ONE NFL player on twitter!?!?"

I need to remedy that as the season goes on.

Haha! Shannon Sharpe was an awesome block too. I made a quality crack and mayyyyyybe 60 seconds later... BLOCKED. Beautiful

 

[day_trippr]

Was he actually coherent in Twitter?

 

[GenIke]

Was just thinking about how I got blocked by Shannon Sharpe on twitter and was then thinking... "how da fug am I only blocked by ONE NFL player on twitter!?!?"

I need to remedy that as the season goes on.

Haha! Shannon Sharpe was an awesome block too. I made a quality crack and mayyyyyybe 60 seconds later... BLOCKED. Beautiful

Keep practicing your JV troll game and you'll probably get blocked by a couple more. Keep your chin up and believe in yourself.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys be nice to Thannon Tharpe

 

[day_trippr]

Squirrel may be done for the year

 

[HoppyDaze]

Lol

 

[HoppyDaze]

Football starts today.

College Football >>>>>>NFL

 

[Cape Brewing]

Football starts today.

College Football >>>>>>NFL

If I lived where you do I might think that too