Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[triethylborane]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

lol,delusional!

 

[Cape Brewing]

This proves my point. You know sh!t. Your argument is that college players aren't NFL players? Great point!!

If that's how you honestly understood my post, you're even dumber than any of us thought.

 

[paulthenurse]

(whispers)
Psssst..... Cape......

I don't think that is actually possible.

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[day_trippr]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

 

[paulthenurse]

Serious question?

Do you think Mr Kraft put enough thought into only building on with enough room for 11 Championship banners?

Or maybe he figures in ten more years Gillette will be ready to be replaced with GOAT Stadium?

 

[BamaProud]

What % of college players would make an NFL team?

What % of NFL players would make a college team?

I win

STFU

What kind of logic is that?

I'll counter with a slightly less illogical argument:

What % of NFL players would be playing without getting paid?

What % of College players get paid?

Hell, Div 2 college and even high end high school football is more entertaining than the NFL.

 

[BamaProud]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

I'm a Big Alabama fan, but nope.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If that's how you honestly understood my post, you're even dumber than any of us thought.

Yeah, right... your point is that's there's not very many NFL players so the quality is bad. Meaning since college players aren't NFL players it sucks. Exactly you meant, exactly what I said.

 

[paulthenurse]

What % of College players get paid?


.

Did you really just ask that question? You know, like in a serious manner? To support your argument?

None. Not a one. Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Now what if payment was made thru a second intermediary of someone that possessed the onstage name of Crystal?

 

[motobrewer]

Wheel of Hoppy's stupidity! Relevant facts! Red One!


Gonna be a great year.

 

[BamaProud]

Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.

murder is illegal(prohibited), that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

 

[bob1852]

Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.

And videotaping other team's signals from an unauthorized location is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NFL....as is over/under inflating footballs.

Wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Apparently prohibited by MLB, too.

Doh! Stupid technicalities....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not a single person on the planet surprised the Red Sox are a bunch of cheaters too. It's a lack of integrity on a regional scale it seems. I bet all you people cheat on your wives too... Boston Wrong

 

[paulthenurse]

Wives? No.

Taxes? Wait just one minute...

Aren't you an accountant?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man... I can't wait to see that fifth banner Thursday night.

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[HoppyDaze]

Wives? No.

Taxes? Wait just one minute...

Aren't you an accountant?

CPA, the best

 

[motobrewer]

BostonCheat.

 

[motobrewer]

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[Cape Brewing]

Don't worry... I'll send you all pics

 

[motobrewer]

Nobody wants your dick pics.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Liar

 

[HoppyDaze]

murder is illegal(prohibited), that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

Like assault?

Father and son arrested for brawling in the stands of the Alabama/FSU game

Roll Tide

 

[paulthenurse]

Exactly what defines a father/son relationship in Alabama? Is there any deoxyribonucleic acid even involved?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hint hint. I'll just leave this here for someone....

 

[Cape Brewing]

So handsome.

It's really pretty impossible to claim otherwise

 

[user 574]

Here's TB12s anatomically correct FAP machine for you chowder heads. If you order in the next 30 minutes you'll get a 5 day supply of his meal plan free of charge. Just click the hand now and shipping is on us!

 

[paulthenurse]

Could you please put up that link? Thanks.