Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Meh. I believe that was the largest point differential for any Patriots Super Bowl win

And speaking of 2018...
http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_futures_super_bowl_sorted_by_odds.shtml

 

[paulthenurse]

How about the Starting on the Other Hand Tour?

 

[paulthenurse]

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[day_trippr]

31 unanswered points...

Super Bowl records set

Most games: 7, Tom Brady
Most games, head coach: 7, Bill Belichick
Most games won, head coach 5, Belichick
Most points, game: 20, James White
Most passes, career: 309, Brady
Most passes, game: 62, Brady
Most completions, career: 207, Brady
Most completions, game: 43, Brady
Most passing yards, career: 2,071, Brady
Most passing yards, game: 466, Brady
Most touchdown passes, career: 15, Brady
Most receptions, game: 14, White
Most games, team: 9, New England Patriots
Largest deficit overcome, winning team: 25 points, New England
Most points, overtime period, team: 6, New England
Most first downs, game, team: 37, New England
Most first downs, game, both teams: 54, New England vs. Atlanta Falcons
Most first downs passing, game, team: 26, New England
Most first downs passing, game, both teams: 39, New England vs. Atlanta
Most offensive plays, game, team: 93, New England
Most passes, game, team: 63, New England
Most completions, game, team: 43, New England
Most passing yards, game, team: 422, New England
Most passing yards, game, both teams, 682, New England vs. Atlanta

Super Bowl records tied
Most games won: 5, Brady
Most touchdowns, game: 3, White
Most two-point conversions, game: 1, James White; Danny Amendola
Most sacks, game (since 1982): 3, Grady Jarrett
Most two-point conversions, game, team: 2, New England
Most two-point conversions, game, both teams: 2, New England vs. Atlanta
Most first downs by penalty, game, team: 4, New England

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lawsons kicked. Treehouse kicked. Johnny Blue kicked. I'm not much of blended but Cape what's your preferred scotch? I'm single malt. Got a whole cabinet. Haven't visited Bog since your expansion was a hole in the wall and you were cleaning keggles. Literally. Jump back *******.... I'll be down in a bit. 8:00am company meeting is gonna be bithces tomorrow. S*x to be TMDTOTM.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

31 unanswered points...

Super Bowl records set

Most games: 7, Tom Brady
Most games, head coach: 7, Bill Belichick
Most games won, head coach 5, Belichick
Most points, game: 20, James White
Most passes, career: 309, Brady
Most passes, game: 62, Brady
Most completions, career: 207, Brady
Most completions, game: 43, Brady
Most passing yards, career: 2,071, Brady
Most passing yards, game: 466, Brady
Most touchdown passes, career: 15, Brady
Most receptions, game: 14, White
Most games, team: 9, New England Patriots
Largest deficit overcome, winning team: 25 points, New England
Most points, overtime period, team: 6, New England
Most first downs, game, team: 37, New England
Most first downs, game, both teams: 54, New England vs. Atlanta Falcons
Most first downs passing, game, team: 26, New England
Most first downs passing, game, both teams: 39, New England vs. Atlanta
Most offensive plays, game, team: 93, New England
Most passes, game, team: 63, New England
Most completions, game, team: 43, New England
Most passing yards, game, team: 422, New England
Most passing yards, game, both teams, 682, New England vs. Atlanta

Super Bowl records tied
Most games won: 5, Brady
Most touchdowns, game: 3, White
Most two-point conversions, game: 1, James White; Danny Amendola
Most sacks, game (since 1982): 3, Grady Jarrett
Most two-point conversions, game, team: 2, New England
Most two-point conversions, game, both teams: 2, New England vs. Atlanta
Most first downs by penalty, game, team: 4, New England

tldr. It's normal here.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bichtes

 

[paulthenurse]

Just watched the second half again and the fourth quarter twice. The Jameson's is about gone and my brother in law is snoring on the couch. But I don't want today to end.

As my mom was leaving she said "I can't wait to do this again next year." Party on Mom!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pats favored against the field next year already.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Classy move Antonio Brown

 

[BamaProud]

Roll Tide!

 

[paulthenurse]

Waaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

Not fair. Atlanta won the popular vote!!!

 

[stratslinger]

Watching the end of the game again now on NFL network... If it weren't for everything else that went on surrounding this game and this season, White's the MVP of that game hands down. I'm sure he was more than happy to see it go to the GOAT, but White earned it. Wonder if Brady will give this year's MVP truck to White...

 

[stratslinger]

Roll Tide!

Who let JV back in here?

 

[bluemoose]

Was the kiss of death Arthur Blank and his wife coming down to the sideline? They would cut to them every so often, and they got sadder looking and sadder looking. By the end they looked like Tom Brady kicked their dog.

Rookies.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Bet Seattle's butthurt is just as glowing today as it was this time yesterday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was pretty cool last night

 

[stratslinger]

Cape - was the New England presence there as large as the crowd noise suggested, or were the New England fans there just loud as all get-out?

In the fourth quarter, that sounded damn near like a home game for the Pats!

Also: 2 Superbowls in 3 years? Feels like we've been here once before.

Oh yeah. That's right - we have. Already looking forward to next season!

 

[bluemoose]

New England Patriots <---- going to absolutely freakin own everyone this year and if you don't think that's the case... you're stupid.



There.... now you know. :rockin:

Relevant fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Bet Seattle's butthurt is just as glowing today as it was this time yesterday.

Don't flatter yourself...I've never had my feelings hurt over the result of a sporting event. You, on the other hand, wishing butt hurt upon others because of a game is a poor reflection of your character.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That was pretty cool last night

Did you make some friends?

 

[day_trippr]

Don't flatter yourself...I've never had my feelings hurt over the result of a sporting event. You, on the other hand, wishing butt hurt upon others because of a game is a poor reflection of your character.

Ahahahahahaha!
You do realize how insane that reads coming from you??

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't flatter yourself...I've never had my feelings hurt over the result of a sporting event. You, on the other hand, wishing butt hurt upon others because of a game is a poor reflection of your character.

I didn't wish anything. It just happened.

 

[bob1852]

Don't flatter yourself...I've never had my feelings hurt over the result of a sporting event. You, on the other hand, wishing butt hurt upon others because of a game is a poor reflection of your character.

That would imply that Patriot fans have character...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That would imply that Patriot fans have character...

If I wasn't so hungover that would hurt.

 

[day_trippr]

Why? It's just another snarky comment from the losers in the peanut gallery...

 

[paulthenurse]

You losers should go start your own thread. You could call it the "Whiny Jelly Bitching Butthurt Loser Football Talk Thread". You're just making yourselves unhappy hanging around this thread, devoted to THDTOAT.

 

[motobrewer]

Deepthroat?

 

[motobrewer]

Headline - Patriots are bumbling benefactors of the two biggest chokefests in modern sports history.

 

[day_trippr]

Ummm...aside from Hoppy, nobody here is your type

Anyway, you'd think the loser rubes here would just be grateful to have been alive to see The Greatest Super Bowl Game Evah...

Headline: Packers Curb-Stomped By Falcons to End Season

Welcome to your rebuilding year...