Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

It just hit me. JimmyG has as many Superbowl rings as Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers combined. Account for that!

 

[bob1852]

If you wanna throw around relevant facts, Eli is 2-0 against Brady in Super Bowls.

 

[paulthenurse]

People who graduate from colleges and universities in New England ah wickid smaht.

And you're not.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you're saying Russell Wilson is half the quarterback that Eli is?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you wanna throw around relevant facts, Eli is 2-0 against Brady in Super Bowls.

If Brady won those games he would be 7-0 in the Super bowl. That would just be plain obnoxious.

 

[day_trippr]

So you're saying Russell Wilson is half the quarterback that Eli is?

Seems legit.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tom is a humble guy. He gave those games up to give hope the all the children, soccer moms and polar bear hugging losers out there

 

[user 574]

If Brady won those games he would be 7-0 in the Super bowl. That would just be plain obnoxious.

???
If Jim Kelly won those games he'd be 4-0 in Super Bowls.

Anyway, Gisele says hang em up. And for gods sake, eat a fuggin in-n-out double double animal style for gods sake. Your diet is annoying as f

 

[paulthenurse]

You would eat tofu three meals a day, 365 days a year for the mere chance of sniffing deep in the bathroom moments after Mrs TB12 departed.

 

[day_trippr]

Patricia was wearing this shirt at the rally.
He isn't quite over it

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[bob1852]

You would eat tofu three meals a day, 365 days a year for the mere chance of sniffing deep in the bathroom moments after Mr TB12 departed.

Fixed, for Cape.

 

[paulthenurse]

Patricia was wearing this shirt at the rally.
He isn't quite over it

I have that shirt. I love it.

 

[motobrewer]

You know, I will say: it was awesome as f--k to watch that mail-room ******* have to hand his balls over.

 

[bluemoose]

I like the new positive Moto!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Moto's always been anti-Goodell.

Hoppy is the one who loves Roger.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Projected cap space for next season....

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[HoppyDaze]

They should teach geography out west. New England has 6 states and tons of wicked pissah colleges. We have bricks and ivy and everything!
Boston is just a single city in New England. True fact, look it up.

So which one did you get your degree from?

 

[Cape Brewing]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fckuing Jets!!! Ahhhhhhahahahahaha

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[motobrewer]

Is He Who Never Went To Oregon seriously questioning other people's degree credentials??

 

[day_trippr]

He wants to know how his degree from Mo Money's School Of 'Counting measures up...

 

[motobrewer]

And, yes, I'm a goodell-hater from wayback. I've just been somewhat silent in recent history because I found his jagging with the patriots somewhat comical.

 

[bob1852]

And, yes, I'm a goodell-hater from wayback.

Hipster.

 

[paulthenurse]

Falcons fire defensive coordinator and defensive line coach.

You can't make this sh!t up.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm pretty sure you did just make that up. Never mind found the article...seems knee jerky. They played good, just got gassed in the second half.

 

[fosaisu]

Projected cap space for next season....
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And how will Cleveland spend its $100m? Should be fun to watch.

 

[motobrewer]

Hipster.

I've hated goodell before it was cool.

To be fair, I hate almost everyone.

 

[bluemoose]

Seems like a relevant fact.

 

[bob1852]

Pats fans should really be thanking goodell.

Brady got to play 4 less games. If you don't think that made a difference in his performance at the end of the year and in the playoffs, you're crazy.

 

[day_trippr]

Presumably you're weighing four weeks with no team practice or game experience and all the benefits that might bring against the potential wear, tear and even injury by missing those four weeks.

Who knows, maybe they would have gored Seattle with those extra reps under his belt.
In any case, there's no way to know if there was a net benefit. He is a pretty durable player...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Roger the ****** started the Pat's season out by laying a 20 point deficit on them. Sunday was just another day at the office