Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[stratslinger]

Lotta terrible towels mopping up a lotta tears right now...

 

[WI_Wino]

I just realized I have never heard Tom brady speak until now. Sounds like a tool.

 

[day_trippr]

And Goodell's nightmare scenario continues

That was total domination right there.
Excellent game by the Pats in all three phases, and I don't think they suffered any casualties.

Don't know who will be favored but it should be a hell of a good game...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

#notmynfcchampions

 

[motobrewer]

Holy ****. Is kraft actually alive??

 

[stratslinger]

Not sure if Kraft had three too many, or if he just stroked out there...

 

[jammin]

i just realized i have never heard tom brady speak until now. Sounds like a tool.

r-e-l-a-x

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Aaron

Know your fckuing role

 

[day_trippr]

I just realized I have never heard Tom brady speak until now. Sounds like a tool.

 

[day_trippr]

:rockin:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

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[Cape Brewing]

(Awkward silence)

 

[GenIke]

Fake news?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Holy meme ****** chuggers

 

[Cape Brewing]

I almost feel bad at this point

 

[GenIke]

When you know you've reached rock bottom:

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I saw that guy get busted with meth out in the parking lot.

 

[day_trippr]

Holy meme ****** chuggers

Deal.

 

[paulthenurse]

"And then the winner gets to go somewhere nice and play the Patriots."

 

[stratslinger]

This suddenly seems so much more realistic...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here we go again... now I gotta get a flight... and figure out which parties to go to in Houston.

It's non-stop it feels like. Just connnnnnstantly going to the Super Bowl. It's almost like work for God's sake

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... I almost forgot... did you guys see that Brady broke the all time wins record last night?

 

[Paps]

I broke wind.
Does that count if i yell "Yay foobawl!" while i do it?

 

[paulthenurse]

There's no W in football, Hillbilly.

 

[bluemoose]

With the Pat's, there is nothing but Ws in football!

 

[soccerdad]

blue - I like the KellyAnne avatar

 

[lschiavo]

Wwwwwww*

 

[paulthenurse]

What Moose ^^^^^^^^^ said.

 

[day_trippr]

News channels are already full of "Tom Brady's Revenge".
This is gonna be a hella long two weeks...

Cheers! ("First Football World Problems" )

 

[Paps]

There's no W in football, Hillbilly.

If you are going to be a grammar nazi, at least be a good one.
I omitted the "T" in it as well.

Oh and.....Pats fans should not call people "Hillbilly" when they are the type of people whom pull fire alarms at 3-AM in the hotels of opposing teams. Absolutely no class or sportsmanship

 

[HoppyDaze]

What's up with Brady's coat?
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[paulthenurse]

He has all his rings under there with him

 

[stratslinger]

That and Giselle

 

[day_trippr]

What kind of idiot would indict a million people with the act of a single soul?

Anyway, not that it matters but I'm feeling wicked pissah good about the Superbowl.
Patriots have the better defense by far, the offense ain't too shabby, Patricia is a God, McDaniels has cut his bad play calls down to a minimum, and of course, there's Belichick.

I think the Patriots win this one going away

Cheers!

 

[jafo28]

What's up with Brady's coat?
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Over inflated? Unlike his balls.

 

[day_trippr]

Real mature.

So, two weeks...

On the up side, NFL Network is/will be replaying a lot of Patriots film.
Watching the Patriots kick the Seahawks to the curb in SB XLIX right now.
That was an excellent game, non-fans (like most of the nitwits here) forget the two come-backs and just focus on Butler's righteous pick...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

What come-backs?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the fans no longer in the hunt here's an interesting stat to use at the water cooler to impress your fellow co-workers on your knowledge of the New England Patriots:

For the 15 years of Tom Brady being the Patriots starting qb he made it to the Superbowl 7 times.

 

[Paps]

For the 15 years of Tom Brady being the Patriots starting qb he made it to the Superbowl 7 times.

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

 

[fosaisu]

Are they taking prop bets yet on Trump, Brady and Belicheck's scheduled post-SB golden shower party?