Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

Jacksonville never even wore those uniforms. WTF, why are they going retro uni for a team that never existed "back in the day"?

 

[bluemoose]

This thread has become as boring as the NFL.

Perhaps you should leave and come back when your team is relevant again. See you in about 60 years.

 

[lschiavo]

Jacksonville never even wore those uniforms. WTF, why are they going retro uni for a team that never existed "back in the day"?

That's what is thinking. They should have to play skins.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Jacksonville never even wore those uniforms. WTF, why are they going retro uni for a team that never existed "back in the day"?

Here aren't throwback uniforms they are color rush. Idiot

 

[user 574]

"color rush". Those not privy to the latest Kardashian trends adopted by the NFL machine have big boy jobs.

Ugly as f*ck, fire the designer. Same color as my dogs diarrhea.

 

[day_trippr]

It's professional football in fugly PJs fer chrissakes...

 

[HoppyDaze]

That Mariota guy is a bum.

 

[day_trippr]

How sick do the Bears and Colts feel right about now?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That Mariota guy is a bum.

just as much a bum as when he played for the oregon ducks

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice... Gostkowski didn't miss the kickoff.

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

Damn, London is getting a good game

 

[HoppyDaze]

A tie is a good game?

 

[stratslinger]

London just got blueballed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus the GOAT is ridoculous

 

[stratslinger]

Jesus the GOAT is ridoculous

I know... If only he could manage passes longer than 5-10 yards.

Oh wait...

 

[stratslinger]

When do you think Gronk stops giggling about TD #69? I'm thinking January.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You've seen the "you know what I'm talking about baby" comment right?

 

[stratslinger]

Yup. Seems he started last week...

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

A tie is a good game?

Ha. Totally posted before that shanked field goal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1477856916.763190.jpg

That's not photoshopped.

I gotta bunch of people over and about six people all yelled "holy shti!! Someone threw a dildo on the field!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice win for Seattle

 

[stratslinger]

Waitaminute - there was a dildo on the field not named Ryan????

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

waitaminute - there was a dildo on the field not named ryan????

zing!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice win for Seattle

Wilson was better when he was a virgin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least they crossed mid-field this week. Hey, that offense is getting better!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy, I'm buying the beer at The Bog if you come out in two weeks and take your beating like a man.

(Safest bet I've ever made.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

He already said he couldn't because he's sandy. Airplane seats irritate it

 

[day_trippr]

Bills. So hot right now.

Ahahahahahahaha!

Cheers! (Solid call. They haven't won since )

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, you know how the reduction in pressure in planes can cause an increase in dependent edema, ankle swelling etc. Its not the seat, it's the swelling. He could try some Massengill to flush out the sand before takeoff.

 

[day_trippr]

Well it's been an excellent day of football for some of us. :rockin:
For others....mmm, not so much.

Cheers! (And you know who you are. Ahahahahahaha!!!! )

How cool would it be if somehow those San Diego nitwits beat Denver?
Ain't happening. Too bad...