Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

NFL will probably fine him $25k for an equipment violation.

 

[wobrien]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-shot-himself-by-dallas-police-investigation



What an ass hat...

Plaxico Burress'd

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Bills?

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMvW7KPqdjo[/ame]

 

[WI_Wino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMvW7KPqdjo

tldr;

:yawn:

 

[motobrewer]

blanked. ba. lanked.

 

[day_trippr]

'An AFC defensive assistant coach put it rather succinctly, and he's right.
"Thanks to Roger Goodell," said the coach, "Tom Brady is going to kill us all." '

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-tom-bradys-revenge-tour-has-nfl-up-at-night

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's so stupid.... and so is your face.

 

[motobrewer]

Hey day_trippr, good news! You scored the same amount of points last Sunday as did the patriots!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

this still puts a smile on my face

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7rPIg7ZNQ8[/ame]

 

[wobrien]

Those niners uniforms are awful

 

[wobrien]

So is the team

 

[bluemoose]

You're awful.

 

[wobrien]

You know who else is awful? Buffalo. The bills couldn't even beat the jets.

That's how awful Buffalo is...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude... hurry up and continue to violently masturbate over the Pats losing one game with a third string QB with a busted up thumb on his throwing hand. You only have a couple more days.

Or are we gonna hear it in Feb when Brady has another Lombardi in one hand and the middle finger of his other flipped up and two inches from Goodell's face?

"Seven SB appearances and five wins?? Ewwwwwww. My vag says that's nothing. Ewwwww. They lost to Buffalo in Week 4 with a third string, hurt Qb!!!!"

 

[wobrien]

What are you talking about? I didn't even mention the patriots. You sound really defensive about something though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only two days left... Use the last of the lube up quickly

 

[motobrewer]

Blanked. I mean. Not even a field goal? One field goal?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Boring

 

[stratslinger]

They apparently just IR'ed Brisett. Kid was a damn hero, playing through an injury that would have immediately landed any other mortal on IR.

 

[bluemoose]

Probably would have killed Romo.

 

[fosaisu]

Dude... hurry up and continue to violently masturbate

Violent masturbation in this thread is reserved for the Brady fan club.

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG. It is!?

 

[HoppyDaze]

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

 

[fosaisu]

OMG. It is!?

Yes. I attribute your blindness and hairy palms to that mattress add. Though you probably got started with those pics of Tommy in his Uggs, or maybe one of his perfume ads.

 

[fosaisu]

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

Shhhh ... you're killing Cape's boner with that kind of talk.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

It's ok. He'll be back in a day. He'll just have some medicine delivered to G. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Better still, have it delivered to Ashly Manning.

NFL... "Mrs Manning, may we see that package?"

Obe Man Bigforehead... (Subtly displays a Papa Johns pizza advertising contract...) "This isn't the package you're looking for."

NFL. "This isn't the package were looking for."

Obe Man Bigfirehead... "We can go about our business."

NFL... "You can go about your business"

Obe Man Bigforehead... "Move along."

NFL... "Move along."

 

[wobrien]

What. The. ****.

 

[day_trippr]

That was actually pretty good.

Cheers ('Course, there are low-wattage types here who won't get it...)