Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

They should have ran it in.

 

[bluemoose]

Another dominating Patriots Victory

 

[Cape Brewing]

Game was never in doubt.

NEXT

 

[Cape Brewing]

All alone a top the AFC East.... per usual

 

[day_trippr]

Wow, that actually happened.

Cheers! (Cape's booking his SB 51 tix already! )

LOL! Christian Fauria on Pat's 5th Quarter is raving about our new QB

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The unanimous pick for the NFC championship just lost to our jv team?

 

[Cape Brewing]

My room in Houston was booked two months ago

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hoppy. You're always good about telling us when you win money. How much of your lunch money did you loose? Did you go all in? $25? $50?

 

[motobrewer]

My room in Houston was booked two months ago

For your NAMBLA conference?

 

[Cape Brewing]

For your mom's bukkaki session.

Tell her I've been saving up like she requested

 

[day_trippr]

You gotta admire Moto's mom for....something...

Anyway...take away that short-field AZ score and the Pat's actually kinda DOMINATED this game :rockin:
Happy that Belichick didn't bench Blount - actually, surprised he didn't, that's his typical MO.

Next 3 games at home, fans are gonna be crazy ready for football at The Razor....they might just go 4-0...

Cheers! (Meanwhile, Sox are hottin' up. It's good to be an NE sports fan )

 

[motobrewer]

For your mom's bukkaki session.

Tell her I've been saving up like she requested

My moms not a 12 year old boy, so you're gonna have a hard time letting it fly.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but she's a pro, she'll work the jerk and get Cape to finish strong.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy. You're always good about telling us when you win money. How much of your lunch money did you loose? Did you go all in? $25? $50?

I never lose

 

[motobrewer]

Cheers! (Meanwhile, Sox are hottin' up. It's good to be an NE sports fan )

Wtf does "hottin' up" mean?

You couldn't sound more like a 50 year old trying to talk like a teenage girl if you tried.

 

[stratslinger]

Oh Cleveland, keep on being Cleveland...

Someday, RGIII is going to learn to slide, and maybe he'll be a fair-to-middling QB.

Damn it's nice to have a QB situation like New England has...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

even bill smiled after that game

 

[Scturo]

Waiting on the Rams. Been pretty bitter since they left. Hopefully they make a good game of it. We'll see. Niner's Suk! No really, they suk.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If it makes you feel better, the Rams should have never been in St. Louis in the first place.

 

[Scturo]

Not really, since they won their only SuperBowl in St Louis. The lousy bums.

 

[day_trippr]

Wtf does "hottin' up" mean?

You couldn't sound more like a 50 year old trying to talk like a teenage girl if you tried.

AHahaha! Still got that massive stick wedged up your ass, huh, Moto?
Maybe your mom can pull it out - with her teeth...

Cheers! (I'm sure at least one of you would enjoy that immensely )

[edit] I need to apologize for that insensitive comment.
Obviously Moto's mom is booked through the entire NFL and CFB seasons.
and won't have any time to be pulling sticks out of her son's butt for some time to come.
Sorry. My bad...

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.

Poor babies.

Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

 

[user 574]

So yesterday

 

[motobrewer]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.



Poor babies.



Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

You're the old man wearing depends, I guess you're the expert as pissing yourself.

And nobody cares that your expansion team won a game.

I doubt you can understand any of this because I didn't use any emojis or teenage slang.

 

[bob1852]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.

Poor babies.

Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

Da fuq are you talking about? No one even posted about that game after the game other than you Patriot losers...

The only people pissing themselves was you fools.

 

[day_trippr]

Not here - amazingly the bunch of usual suspects managed to hide their tears well (well, except for a couple of cranky types like yourself )
The post-game hysteria was on the espn/si/br sites.
Honest to god I was waiting to read about people throwing themselves off high places - for some of them, the season is OVAH already :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I actually had the Pats as a betting lock, you dickfore. You're welcome btw.

 

[day_trippr]

Well isn't that special...

Cheers! (So, would you like a star for your forehead? )

 

[motobrewer]

See...you had a...well it was a pretty weak burn, but whatever.....but why end it with a question mark emoji? I mean you have the actual question mark there....what the hell goes on in your head that says "nah. A 12 yr old would probably put a question mark emoji here. Better dial one up."

 

[jbunton]

I hate being a Browns fan! Uggg