Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

I think, from a layman's perspective, what he is trying to say, is Pats are awesome and you suck elephant c0ck. Yup, I think that is accurate.

That's going to be hard to refute, so I say it totally checks out.

Cheers!

 

[fosaisu]

I think, from a layman's perspective, what he is trying to say, is Pats are awesome and you suck elephant c0ck. Yup, I think that is accurate.

Beats the donkey dick Brady was sucking in January.

Hey, now that the Pats finally got a pick maybe this fan club can turn to discussing the draft?

 

[GenIke]

Thanks for the memories Tom.

 

[bluemoose]

Nah, let's keep talking about how bad the Pats are going to crush the rest of the league this year. I'll start, it's gonna be wicked bad.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Terrible sixth round pick by the Patriots

 

[Cape Brewing]

So, so obsessed

 

[motobrewer]

Molotov cocktail hurled, 5 officers injured at Seattle May Day march - www.usatoday.com
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/02/seattle-may-day-march/83813580/

 

[Cape Brewing]

So not Seattle Strong

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How many sock hats and/or fixed gear bikes do you own Hoppy?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Let it be known that I hate Seahawks fans almost as much as you losers. No sock hats, I do, however have a cruiser that I ride to get groceries from time to time. But it has three gears so suck it.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I concede.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let it be known that I hate Seahawks fans almost as much as you losers. No sock hats, I do, however have a cruiser that I ride to get groceries from time to time. But it has three gears so suck it.

I gotta buck that says it ain't got no seat.

 

[bluemoose]

And a playing card clothes pinned to the spokes.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I gotta buck that says it ain't got no seat.

nothing like this

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sure it isnt

 

[HoppyDaze]

I wouldn't even know where to put the playing cards.

 

[motobrewer]

The loafers I'm wearing are too slippery. It's actually a big problem.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Off-season doldrums are always brutal

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hopefully, Tom will be attending the Kentucky Derby. Then we'll get all kinds of news.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Glad to see that ****** Shula made it out of the hospital. He's gotta hang on through this season so he can watch the greatest coach of all time own all of Shula's records.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Obviously...


http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id...-nfl-draft-betting-favorite-win-super-bowl-51

 

[motobrewer]

Boston strong:

Report: State chemist was high on the job for years - www.boston.com
http://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2016/05/04/report-state-chemist-high-job

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, you nailed it.... The state blows because we don't have a zero percent crime rate.... like East Buttfcku, Wisconsin must.

You're posts are weaker than Hoppy's

 

[bob1852]

Looks like the Patriots found their QB for the first four games; they've signed Dom Grady to a short term deal....

 

[Cape Brewing]

That dude is a handsome muthafckua.

 

[motobrewer]

See, that's all I've been tying to say. Glad you came around

 

[motobrewer]

I have a joke about you should be worried that they'll rerun the DNA on your goat-rape trial and they'll overturn your not guilty verdict but I can't quite piece it together and now I have to go to a meeting.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... keep trying... cuz right now it sucks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Somehow I think the meeting goes a little something like this

 

[motobrewer]

Somehow I think the meeting goes a little something like this

Stop stalking me