Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

I may not be happy with all of his performances, but you gotta give Tannehill credit for being tough. Dude gets blasted more than most QBs and never gets hurt. Take notes ladies.

 

[WesleyS]

Nope. I learned that's a made-up word concocted by jealous Massholes.

That's adorable

 

[WesleyS]

but you gotta give Tannehill credit

No

 

[bluemoose]

I may not be happy with all of his performances, but you gotta give Tannehill credit for being tough. Dude gets blasted more than most QBs and never gets hurt. Take notes ladies.

I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

 

[finsfan]

I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

No way dude. Tannehill lives in Miami.

 

[finsfan]

No

Do you even watch sports, bro?

 

[WesleyS]

Do you even watch sports, bro?

Don't you have a game to be watching and crying during?

 

[user 574]

This is like watching middle school boys where some are going through puberty and others haven't quite gotten there yet.

 

[1977Brewer]

This is like watching middle school boys where some are going through puberty and others haven't quite gotten there yet.

This thread? Yep. It's s middle school locker room, with a creepy old guy in the corner. Or two. Land they won't shut up about how great The Patriots are.

 

[finsfan]

Don't you have a game to be watching and crying during?

No tears champ. Lots of beers.

 

[finsfan]

Perfect play

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice tight coverage by the Dolph..........

Doh!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You might wanna cover that guy

 

[GenIke]

JPP is trying to single handedly take over this game.

 

[wobrien]

JPP is trying to single handedly take over this game.

Like

 

[finsfan]

Classic comeback setup, guys. Gotta keep those viewers engaged till the very end.

 

[paulthenurse]

Did that idiot Gruden just ask, "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?"

Good grief. He might just be as dumb as Rookie. Not nearly as aggravating, but startlingly stupid.

 

[GenIke]

Fun Fact: Gruden is the the highest paid employee at ESPN

 

[WesleyS]

Time is running out. Suh might want to start thinking about stomping a few legs and hands.

 

[paulthenurse]

His pay is not linked to his IQ, I can guarantee you that.

 

[1977Brewer]

His pay is not linked to his IQ, I can guarantee you that.

That's true for a lot of folks. Isn't Cape independently wealthy?

 

[paulthenurse]

Relevant fact.^^^^^^^

 

[wobrien]

That's true for a lot of folks. Isn't Cape independently wealthy?

I wouldn't insult him. Dude's a psycho.

 

[1977Brewer]

I wouldn't insult him. Dude's a psycho.

I'm a thick skinned SOB. I'll go ahead and tell myself to kill myself.

Or whatever. Don't care.


Eff the Giants.

 

[day_trippr]

Aaaaand there it is: your 2015 AFC East Champion New England Patriots!

Cheers! (And let the Haterade flow! )

[edit] btw, that was some stellar second half defense put up by the Phins. Jeeze...

 

[1977Brewer]

Aaaaand there it is: your 2015 AFC East Champion New England Patriots!



Cheers! (And let the Haterade flow! )

Congrats, you're the kings of sh!t mountain.

 

[day_trippr]

Right on cue!

Cheers! (Reeally easy mark )

 

[HoppyDaze]

Gruden shaming says a lot about the hacks around here. He's your absolute superior in every sense of the word. Get right, best analyst in the game. Cherry pick comments you're too stupid to understand all you want, but the guy is football. Sorry for the one time he maybe didn't validate your shti existence by saying TB had a bad series.

 

[Darwin18]

The Gru-Mote? I turned the TV off after that.

 

[finsfan]

Gruden shaming says a lot about the hacks around here. He's your absolute superior in every sense of the word. Get right, best analyst in the game. Cherry pick comments you're too stupid to understand all you want, but the guy is football. Sorry for the one time he maybe didn't validate your shti existence by saying TB had a bad series.

I agree, he is fun to listen to. Considering some other options out there, I wouldn't mind Gruden for every game. He actually gets the technical part of the game and relays that in a way that most of you a-holes should actually be able to understand. His excitement for the game, as far as commentators go, is unmatched IMO. That is what makes him the highest paid on-air employee of ESPN. Its all about entertainment folks.