Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[1977Brewer]

Circle of parity. For the NFC East

Circle of lack of foresight. Circle of garbage management. Circle of transients around a bonfire.

 

[motobrewer]

First things first: Duh - I'm an actual home-brewer (unlike a certain efftard that's been stalking me here), and the sun is waaaaaay the f@ck over the yardarm

Second, ok, that was possibly an over-reaction to what I somehow perceived was inordinate credit being given to Philly for ending up with a win in that game.

After re-reading your scribbles, I retract my objection...

Cheers! (And that's that)

"And that's that"?? Who the f--k says stuff like that??

 

[1977Brewer]

Well, that was the most fun I've ever had watching dumps being taken.

Try being a life long (my life, not since I could drink life[emoji16]) fan of one of those garbage teams. That increases the fun factor. I actually told my wife to just shut it off, we're going to OT. She's in the bedroom putting the boy to sleep. She only saw the game winner because she muted it rather than shutting off the tv.

This season sucks.

 

[day_trippr]

"And that's that"?? Who the f--k says stuff like that??

Ah, he's back. Hi there, shadow!
Wassup? Got a life yet? No? Keep trying!

And you never saw "Goodfellas"? Seriously?

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

this is funny

 

[motobrewer]

Ah, he's back. Hi there, shadow!
Wassup? Got a life yet? No? Keep trying!

dude, get your own material.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What?

 

[motobrewer]

What?

i made a joke that daytrippr had no life because he has like twice the post count of me. now, two days later, he makes a joke about me having no life.

so I told him to write his own jokes.

is that clear enough or do I need to draw pictures for the boston crowd?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i made a joke that daytrippr had no life because he has like twice the post count of me. now, two days later, he makes a joke about me having no life.

so I told him to write his own jokes.

is that clear enough or do I need to draw pictures for the boston crowd?

whats funny is you had to explain this, like he wasnt just baiting this response from you

 

[motobrewer]

whats funny is you had to explain this, like he wasnt just baiting this response from you

Yeah, he really got me good!

Boy how am I gonna recover from that one?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah, he really got me good!

Boy how am I gonna recover from that one?

suicide?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

suicide?

that works for anyone in Wisconsin and oregon

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

suicide?

https://youtu.be/mc29q3LJYDA

 

[day_trippr]

That was effin' hilarious - right up to the point it became obvious it was video fakery.

Brings back Mad Magazine's "Scenes you'd love to see" though...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[motobrewer]

Eagles!

 

[slym2none]

Try being a life long (my life, not since I could drink life[emoji16]) fan of one of those garbage teams. That increases the fun factor. I actually told my wife to just shut it off, we're going to OT. She's in the bedroom putting the boy to sleep. She only saw the game winner because she muted it rather than shutting off the tv.

This season sucks.

I have absolutely no regrets switching from the Redskins to the Panthers when they debuted in 1995. I never looked back - heck, I was a Redskins fan only because my mom was, and she was only because her sister is a Dallas fan. I exercised my adult right to make a new team my team, and stuck with them for these past 20 years.

IOW, bandwagon, my ass. (That's to all the Massholes that can't stand my presence here.)

 

[GenIke]

It's not just the massholes dude...

 

[finsfan]

Jumping teams..... Sounds pretty bandwagon to me.....

 

[wobrien]

I have absolutely no regrets switching from the Redskins to the Panthers 4 weeks ago

Not surprised

 

[slym2none]

It's not just the massholes dude...

Ah, another who can't stand my presence here!

 

[HoppyDaze]

and you have a stupid face

 

[Cape Brewing]

So relevant.... so factual

 

[slym2none]

Both of your faces stink, so there!

 

[bluemoose]

Real mature.

 

[user 574]

That was effin' hilarious - right up to the point it became obvious it was video fakery.

Brings back Mad Magazine's "Scenes you'd love to see" though...

Cheers!

Still made me laugh because I've been drinking... heavily. But so did my dog lickin his arse like there's a treat to be found somewhere down there

 

[motobrewer]

I have absolutely no regrets switching from the Redskins to the Panthers when they debuted in 1995. I never looked back - heck, I was a Redskins fan only because my mom was, and she was only because her sister is a Dallas fan. I exercised my adult right to make a new team my team, and stuck with them for these past 20 years.



IOW, bandwagon, my ass. (That's to all the Massholes that can't stand my presence here.)

Dude. You just document your own bandwagoning.

 

[slym2none]

No, I started pulling for a team as soon as they debuted. If you want to call 20 years of support bandwagoning, well.. you must be a Patriots fan.

 

[day_trippr]

Phhbt. Rookie stuff. I attended the very first Boston Patriots home game in 1960*, but I remained a Giants fan until 1968.

So I've been a Patriots fan for 47 years, and you're still a bandwagoner...

Cheers!

[*: there's a "Cool Story" behind that day, but moto would likely blow a microchip and stroke out if I post it. Tempting, yes... ]

 

[slym2none]

Whatever helps you sleep, man.