Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

Rapesforburgers played that entire game. He quit once it was out of hand.

Vikings were one of the hottest teams going in....were. Top rusher shut down.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-.../Super-Bowl-Can-t-Miss-Play-The-Butler-did-it

 

[HoppyDaze]

Still on that? Shiiiiiiiiit just a lil bump in the road

 

[motobrewer]

Vikings were one of the hottest teams going in....were. Top rusher shut down.

how can I read that sentence and still take you seriously?

stick to your circle jerks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

how can I read that sentence and still take you seriously?

stick to your circle jerks.

They had won 6 of their last 7, assface.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

http://nesn.com/2015/12/nfl-officials-missed-multiple-eagles-false-starts-in-patriots-loss-videos/

 

[motobrewer]

http://nesn.com/2015/12/nfl-officials-missed-multiple-eagles-false-starts-in-patriots-loss-videos/

haaaaaaahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahhahahhaahh

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

how can I read that sentence and still take you seriously?

stick to your circle jerks.

He's jumping up and down on the bandwagon while he's on the bandwagon. Holy f-......

 

[motobrewer]

They had won 6 of their last 7, assface.

so what? it's the VIKINGS. jeeze, that's like saying "Seattle is surely going to win another superbowl within the next 30 years" or "Pete Cooter Carroll isn't a cheating scumbag".

don't be so ridiculous.

 

[motobrewer]

He's jumping up and down on the bandwagon while he's on the bandwagon. Holy f-......

uh. whut.

man east coasters are dumb.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

that coming from a packers fan

 

[paulthenurse]

uh. whut.

I wondered if I was the only one who had no f'ing idea what that meant.

 

[motobrewer]

that coming from a packers fan

so, to translate....."you are!"

wow. sick burn dude. sick burn.

 

[motobrewer]

I wondered if I was the only one who had no f'ing idea what that meant.

i think he might be talking about hoppy being on the bangwagon, but just for insurance i'm going to call him an idiot anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

That works.

We kind of cut Dude a lot of slack up here. He tries hard. And even when he says stoopid sh!t it's not like when the Rookie says stoopid sh!t. No one gets irritated a d wants to punch him in the throat.

 

[wobrien]

Eagles would've lost if they caught all the false starts for sure. I was worried somebody would notice that.

 

[motobrewer]

No one gets irritated a d wants to punch him in the throat.

paul, christ.....

 

[h22lude]

Pats just blew it bad. No blame on refs at all. Sure they missed some calls but I don't think it was bad. Definitely nothing like the Broncos game. Special teams, the pick 6, the pick in the endzone, dropped balls and bad passing are why the Pats lost. A lot of injuries didn't help but that is only a very small part of the problem. They just didn't play well. The 2nd string need to step up and play like they are professional football players. Brady made some bad throws but there were way too many dropped balls.

This is the loss that I wish they had against the Broncos. Watching the tapes on how bad they played will just put a fire under their asses.

 

[wobrien]

Like I said, it was a trap game. Pats treated it like a bye week and got bit. Belichick out-coached himself and the Eagles took advantage of some opportunities. They sure played like they were trying to save their coach's ass, so maybe they haven't quit altogether after all

 

[h22lude]

Like I said, it was a trap game. Pats treated it like a bye week and got bit. Belichick out-coached himself and the Eagles took advantage of some opportunities. They sure played like they were trying to save their coach's ass, so maybe they haven't quit altogether after all

It was definitely an unusual game for BB. He did do things he typically doesn't do and it came back to bite him. Eagles did play well against a Pats team who looked like they were at practice. I will say Brady looked like his typical self during the "come back". They were a few dropped balls away from going into OT.

Brady needs to make better decisions. He had some off throws but the offense needs to play much better if they want to win without Edelman, Lewis and Gronk. They will still make the playoffs but they won't make it passed 1 game if they play like they did yesterday especially if they don't get home field.

 

[day_trippr]

Like I said, it was a trap game. Pats treated it like a bye week and got bit. Belichick out-coached himself and the Eagles took advantage of some opportunities. They sure played like they were trying to save their coach's ass, so maybe they haven't quit altogether after all

Puhleaze, did you actually watch that game?
The Pats had like double the yardage over the Eggles.
Belichick lost his mind somewhere along the way - that pooch punt was dripping with hubris, and the end of the first half was totally FUBARd.
Brady was under siege - that much I'll give to Philly - but he made many uncharacteristic mistakes.

Bottom line, the game came down to a handful of gift-wrapped Patriots f@ckups...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

So what part of my post are you arguing with? Are you drunk again?

 

[1977Brewer]

Google returns no images for "Two dumpster fires fighting over a ball".

But that's Dal-Was right now, and for the entirety of the first half.

 

[day_trippr]

So what part of my post are you arguing with? Are you drunk again?

First things first: Duh - I'm an actual home-brewer (unlike a certain efftard that's been stalking me here), and the sun is waaaaaay the f@ck over the yardarm

Second, ok, that was possibly an over-reaction to what I somehow perceived was inordinate credit being given to Philly for ending up with a win in that game.

After re-reading your scribbles, I retract my objection...

Cheers! (And that's that)

 

[wobrien]

^must be hanging out with PTN...

 

[day_trippr]

PTN is a righteous dude and it would be a privilege to be hanging with him in some scruffy bah.

But, it's the Spousal Unit's birthday (God bless her and save her 'cuz I'm totally screwed without her for sure ), so we've been enjoying a robust selection of adult beverages (including a killer Cab with the rib eyes)...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

This is gold.

Hey day trippah, have a physical or anything lately? How are you triglycerides looking?

 

[day_trippr]

Hale and hearty, son. You should live so long, but - like motorific - I doubt you have the constitution.

Meanwhile, how hilarious is it that a 5 and 7 team has a shot to win a Division?

Of course, that Division champ will be mere chum in the first round, but still...

Cheers!

 

[1977Brewer]

Hail and hearty, son. You should live so long, but - like motorific - I doubt you have the constitution.



Meanwhile, how hilarious is it that a 5 and 7 team has a shot to win a Division?



Of course, that Division champ will be mere chum in the first round, but still...



Cheers!

It's ridiculous. Google returns zero images for "Four dumpster fires fighting over a ball" but that's where we are here.

Think about this, just for a second. A sub-500 football team could accidentally go to the Super bowl.

 

[user 574]

Circle of parity. For the NFC East

 

[slym2none]

Well, that was the most fun I've ever had watching dumps being taken.