Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Oh wow! That's totally going thermonuclear on his ass!



Cheers!

I AM the multiplier.

And your not.

 

[bluemoose]

You're. Amiright AZ?

 

[day_trippr]

Of course it is.

Still...I think "The Multiplier" has an ironical ring to it...

Cheers! (Is that the opposite of "The Deflator"? )

 

[paulthenurse]

F'ing autocorrect.

 

[GenIke]

Very Manly of gronk to have his parents provide us with an update on his knee owie.

 

[day_trippr]

Settle down, 7 and 4...

Cheers!

 

[slym2none]

Gotta be tough being a fan of an 11-0 team that nobody outside of Charlotte believes is for real...

Cheers!

It's so tough. It weighs me down. Look how much. LOOK!

But,but,but he's been a fan for like 60 years. Probably has an old leather helmet from the days they played green bay for the title in the 1800's.

No, only since 1995. When they first formed. Here, I'll help you so you don't get so confused -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Panthers

 

[paulthenurse]

The Patriots underwear that I have on right now is older than your 'allegiance' to the Panthers.

The Panthers have put up WAY more skid marks.

Just keepin' it real.

 

[slym2none]

The Patriots underwear that I have on right now is older than your 'allegiance' to the Panthers.

And...? Not my fault you are wearing 20-YO underwear.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

next guy up...do your job

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/01/patriots-signing-damaris-johnson-to-fill-return-job/

 

[paulthenurse]

And...? Not my fault you are wearing 20-YO underwear.

They're a little tight in the crotch.

 

[wobrien]

Don't eat so much pizza

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

so, removed from primetime pitt vs indy game because of controversy and inserted into 430 game between eagles and new england. hmmmmmmm

http://nep.247sports.com/Bolt/Pete-Morellis-crew-pulled-from-Steelers-Colts-game-41598350

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't look at me.... it's science.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-panthers-are-the-worst-team-to-ever-start-11-0/

 

[GenIke]

Brady's crying like a school girl. DRINK!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14274687/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-wants-rule-change-protect-receivers

 

[motobrewer]

Man what a whiney b*tch

 

[Cape Brewing]

man what a whiney b*tch

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[wobrien]

Looks like Caitlyn Jenner in that pic

 

[wobrien]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Cape Brewing]

Caitlyn Jenner has four rings?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Cape, how many rings do you have?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Da fuq's at supposed to mean?

Like I personally take credit now?

How many do YOU have?

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy's rather uppity for a fan of two football teams that aren't going to make their respective playoffs.

Reported.

Cheers! (And don't even get me started about the wild-card contender Packers )

 

[wobrien]

Caitlyn Jenner has four rings?

Brady have a gold medal? Caitlyn Jenner is ten times the athlete that Tom Brady is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... so twenty times any other NFL player then...,

Ok.

Now what?

 

[wobrien]

Now what?

Reality TV?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers suck

 

[WI_Wino]

Patriots suck

Whaaat?

 

[Darwin18]

Jets suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I love getting my throat stretched by huge porn star shlong

Ehhh. Wrong thread dude.