Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

And I hope you get hit by an AIDS truck

they have those?

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking of, where has AZ been.

He went trout fishing.

 

[paulthenurse]

they have those?

Well, in Hoppy's case it would involve him being ground zero in a "Prison Gang Rape Fantasy Camp."

 

[user 574]

I made a new drink tonight. It's Tito's on the rocks with hamburger cut dill pickles as a garnish. After I have my 3rd double I'm going to share with everyone my chem panel blood test results.

 

[HoppyDaze]

well theres something you don't hear every day

 

[Chiefer]

Laughing and stunned all at once

 

[wobrien]

What are they doing, showing old home videos of you massholes before the game?

 

[wobrien]

Stupid kids

 

[paulthenurse]

On three.

One

Two

Nooooooo. On threeeeeeee

 

[stratslinger]

My wife's cousin the Dolphins fan is at Gillette right now.

Poor bastard.

 

[paulthenurse]

Snow day.

 

[user 574]

Liked that commercial.

 

[stratslinger]

Teams should just stop returning punts. Officials way too likely to call these block in the back penalties. Almost no upside to not taking the fair catch

 

[GenIke]

Is tannehill shaving points?

 

[paulthenurse]

If you had "The Dolphins won't get into New England territory until the second to last play of the half" then you win!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So, no one has the courage to tell Robert Kraft the white collar with color shirt is the worst chit ever?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pure class

 

[jammin]

Nice watching that fatasz, Suh get shut down. What a prick

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pure class

I thought you had season tix?

 

[day_trippr]

A bit disappointed with that first half.
Looked like the Pats were getting lethargic given Miami's dreadful play.

Next possession I'd go no-huddle just to bring back some energy...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I just saw a female official? Ah, I get it... It's Halloween.

 

[wobrien]

Is that why the dolphins are dressed up like football players?

 

[paulthenurse]

I just saw a female official? Ah, I get it... It's Halloween.

She's dreaming of getting slayed by you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

They all do buddy

 

[paulthenurse]

You keep believing that. It's a big part of your inexplicable charm.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ooooopppps

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Tannahill's balls are soft

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtGxusvUT3k[/ame]

 

[paulthenurse]

Anybody seen Finsfan? I'm worried that he might have been abducted by aliens.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I thought you had season tix?

And?

And I'm in my seat. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1446174808.597051.jpg

I have one if those fancy phones that works away from my house so I can post from Gillette.