Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hey. Hey. Hey. He's only been convicted of one legal transgression. Which, btw, is under appeal. Let's not go rushing to justice and convicting the man of a crime or two that he hasn't been tried for. That's what Goodell does. You're better than that.

Then, once he's convicted, toss him in jail and throw away the key

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If punishment was handed out to that poor Aaron from Goodell, it would be reduced down from life to community service on appeal. He'd then produce a video about how he's all about the community and kids. Seems fair.

 

[paulthenurse]

Roger wouldn't have read him his Miranda rights, something anyone who has ever watched "Cops" knows you gotta do.

 

[user 574]

You guys need to up your meds. Luckily Paul has connections there

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aren't the Patriots both cheaters and felons? I mean **** dude, in case you forgot, Hernandez was a serial killer.

Everyone continues to forget an important data point... the Pats effin CUT him. They found out they had a psycho on the roster and they ate a ton of cap space and CUT him, instantly.

The Cowboys sign Hardy, after the fact.... Nah. No biggie. Terrell Suggs beats his girlfriend multiple times and threatens to pour bleach on her?? Ooooooooh, those crazy Baltimore Ravens... Boys will be boys I guess. Sheldon Richardson drives 180 miles an hour with a fckuing 12 year old riding shotgun.,, mehhhhhhh. "What can ya do? He drives a fast car". Now the Seahawks are littered with felons on "temporary suspension" but that's tooooootally cool.

But the Pats, who cut a guy within seconds of his troo self comijg out.... yeah. The Pats are the evil soul team here.

Riiiiiiiiiiight

Funny

 

[wobrien]

Let me translate:

They knew they had a psycho, but when it became apparent that everyone would find out that he was a psycho, they CUT him immediately.

 

[paulthenurse]

You left out the Ravens elevating Ray Lewis to near sainthood.
I'm waiting go see him wearing a white suit with a stylish little handkerchief in the breast pocket. standing with Steve Young in the end zone. Wonder when that's going to happen?

 

[Homercidal]

Mornin'. How's everyone in the Masshole Circle Jurk thread feeling today?

 

[h22lude]

Mornin'. How's everyone in the Masshole Circle Jurk thread feeling today?

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

 

[wobrien]

You left out the Ravens elevating Ray Lewis to near sainthood.
I'm waiting go see him wearing a white suit with a stylish little handkerchief in the breast pocket. standing with Steve Young in the end zone. Wonder when that's going to happen?

That one still blows my mind. That and the WR that killed somebody while driving drunk, but only spent (what a month?) in jail because he stopped and waited for police. WTF?

Donte stall worth, just thought of it.

 

[motobrewer]

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

yeah, well, the packers are MORE undefeated than the patriots.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. But it's that NFC undefeated feeling you have.

 

[Darwin18]

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

Not after this coming Sunday...seriously, the lack of trash talking about this week's game is disappointing. The Jets defensive line is going to destroy the Pats. The Pats defense is mediocre at best. The only person I'm worried about is Gronk because nobody can match up on him.

 

[wobrien]

Not after this coming Sunday...seriously, the lack of trash talking about this week's game is disappointing. The Jets defensive line is going to destroy the Pats. The Pats defense is mediocre at best. The only person I'm worried about is Gronk because nobody can match up on him.

As much as I want that to be true, I just can't take it seriously

 

[1977Brewer]

I'd seriously like to be able to root for the Jets here, but cmon, it's the Jets.

 

[bluemoose]

You are living on borrowed time. We haven't seen the bad Fitz this year. I se. A nine pick game coming for him.

 

[the_bird]

You are living on borrowed time. We haven't seen the bad Fitz this year. I se. A nine pick game coming for him.

Seventeen picks (!!) in six games (!!) against New England for his career.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

FitzPickSix.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Everyone continues to forget an important data point... the Pats effin CUT him. They found out they had a psycho on the roster and they ate a ton of cap space and CUT him, instantly.

The Cowboys sign Hardy, after the fact.... Nah. No biggie. Terrell Suggs beats his girlfriend multiple times and threatens to pour bleach on her?? Ooooooooh, those crazy Baltimore Ravens... Boys will be boys I guess. Sheldon Richardson drives 180 miles an hour with a fckuing 12 year old riding shotgun.,, mehhhhhhh. "What can ya do? He drives a fast car". Now the Seahawks are littered with felons on "temporary suspension" but that's tooooootally cool.

But the Pats, who cut a guy within seconds of his troo self comijg out.... yeah. The Pats are the evil soul team here.

Riiiiiiiiiiight

Funny

wow...you actually believe that spew and that is sad.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever felon-lover

 

[motobrewer]

billy perjured himself to a grand jury. felony.

 

[Cape Brewing]

???

 

[motobrewer]

tom wore ugg boots to his trial.

fashion felony.

 

[h22lude]

Not after this coming Sunday...seriously, the lack of trash talking about this week's game is disappointing. The Jets defensive line is going to destroy the Pats. The Pats defense is mediocre at best. The only person I'm worried about is Gronk because nobody can match up on him.

Jets always play the Pats hard but Pats have this all day. You should be worried about Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Lewis, Blount, Lafelle. With Gronk taking double coverage, Brady will be getting easy yards with Edelman and Lafelle. Hell even Blount will catch some passes. I don't see this game going well for the Jets.

 

[Darwin18]

You are living on borrowed time. We haven't seen the bad Fitz this year. I se. A nine pick game coming for him.

Fitz has changed. He's put the past behind him. Sure he has an alarming number of INTs already (7) but he has a good completion % (62.6%), 9 passing TDs, and a solid, but unspectacular 83.4 QB rating. He's only been sacked twice this season too.

The numbers aren't amazing but damn it's good not to be losing games 19 - 16. The offense is #7 in points scored per game this season and they have the #1 defense.

We don't need Fitz to be great. He just needs to feed the ball to Ivory and keep the chains moving.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fitz has changed. He's put the past behind him. Sure he has an alarming number of INTs already (7) but he has a good completion % (62.6%), 9 passing TDs, and a solid, but unspectacular 83.4 QB rating. He's only been sacked twice this season too.



The numbers aren't amazing but damn it's good not to be losing games 19 - 16. The offense is #7 in points scored per game this season and they have the #1 defense.



We don't need Fitz to be great. He just needs to feed the ball to Ivory and keep the chains moving.

The Jets blow and you suck.

BOOK IT

 

[Darwin18]

Jets always play the Pats hard but Pats have this all day. You should be worried about Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Lewis, Blount, Lafelle. With Gronk taking double coverage, Brady will be getting easy yards with Edelman and Lafelle. Hell even Blount will catch some passes. I don't see this game going well for the Jets.

Edelman - Revis will have him bottled up.

Lafelle - I watched him in Carolina enough to know he sucks big time. Stick Skrine on him.

You left out China Doll - Cromartie will have him, but China Doll will probably put 4-5 recs for 50 yds or so.

Gronk - Is the tough matchup.

Brady - He's a giant *****. He'll be on his ass day. The Pats offensive line is down to third stringers - against Wilkerson, Richardson, Williams, and Harrison - easily the best defensive line in the league (****ing better be after all the 1st round picks we've used). The Jets will only need to rush four to put pressure on Brady. At least 4 sacks on Sunday. Bradys only hope is to roll around on the ground like the puss that he is and cry for roughing the passer flags. He'll probably get a couple too.

Blount / RB Who Gives A **** - The Jets have the #2 Rush defense in the league. I don't see either putting up big numbers. Blount is the typical "character" player that Pats fans love to embrace only to act surprised when he does something horrible to humanity. Ex: "Oh ****, we didn't know he was a mass murderer. We cut him from the roster right away".

Factor in that the Jets are the #1 rushing team and actually, for the first time in probably a decade, have WRs that match up strongly against the Pats crappy secondary, and the Jets will easily control the time of possession throughout the game.

The only person on the Pats that I'm remotely worried about is Gronkowski. You can't cover him period.

 

[Cape Brewing]

See my immediate previous comment on this topic.

 

[wobrien]

We don't need Fitz to be great. He just needs to feed the ball to Ivory and keep the chains moving.

So he just needs to be a game manager like Brady?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too much weak sauce on that last post