Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Technically these guys are professionals and are paid millions of dollars to pay attention. You'd also like to have a coach that drills it into them over and over again for any type of situation that any player could be subbed in. Ooor you could just make up excuses for s*ckiness.

You know what team really pissed me off this year is Sexy Rexy. I was hoping to see better competition in our division. Now he's running around blaming everyone. Come on Rex. Where's the psycho we use to know?

 

[the_bird]

Rex has just become a parody of himself, hasn't he?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The fake punt could *not* have worked. If the defense looked at all confused, it was because they must have been wondering why there was only one offensive player on the line of scrimmage, when the rules clear state that you need seven!

If you're going to do a fake punt, at least line up in a legal formation.

The point was also made that if you snap the ball out of the shotgun, you leave open the possibility for a pooch-punt so maybe Edelman doesn't come up to play defense. Or, with all the blockers on the right side of the field, you could roll the "QB" out behind them and he could do a rugby punt; saw a kid in college kick one about eighty yards last week.

But as designed, the fake punt had absolutely zero percent change of success.

Google "Oregon, swinging gate". They run that play all the time and it has a dramatically higher success rate than zero

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Google gives me a lot of high school plays along with Oregon's.


Oooh wait. A high school team did pull it off. I thought you were talking about the other trick school.

 

[h22lude]

Google "Oregon, swinging gate". They run that play all the time and it has a dramatically higher success rate than zero

Yup, it does work. The Colts just suck at it. The punt team running to the sideline is supposed to make the defense think the offense is coming back on and hopefully get more defenders on the field. They just blew their cover when the qb ran back to center

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe they should have tried luring Doug Flutie out of retirement to run the play

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Darwin18]

So sad and pathetic. Erotic Patriots fan fiction.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seems like the guy with the gun should be Aaron Hernandez

 

[Darwin18]

Brady is way too much of a dweeb to be Han too. C3PO is the best he could hope to be.

 

[day_trippr]

So sad and pathetic. Erotic Patriots fan fiction.

"Erotic"?

Oh, right - you're a JETS fan...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

remember the line from the movie when the emperor says "cooter, I am you daddy."

Wait, no that was belichick last year in the Super Bowl. I get so confused.

 

[day_trippr]

lol

[edit]
Best line I've read re: the Indy epic fail play:

"Indianapolis Colts: Putting the Special In Special Teams"

 

[GenIke]

Anything interesting happen with the seahawks today? any car wrecking while drag racing after practice or anything like that?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... You're tellin me ANOTHER Seahawk player left the scene of an auto accident!?!

It's like they're a whole team of felons who aren't very good at football.

 

[bluemoose]

Think Marshawn was just in the race so he wouldn't get fined?

 

[GenIke]

Wow, and Marshawn was driving a dodge charger!?!? That is incrediibly lame... Why wasnt he driving something more ghetto?

 

[paulthenurse]

Asterisk

 

[paulthenurse]

You know, if you think about it, what are arguably the three funniest plays in recent NFL history occurred against the Patriots.

The Jets with the Butt Fumble, Seattle passing on the goal line, and last weeks "Funt." Then, you can pick any game that Rexy coached against them and pick out at least one play that makes you bust a gut laughing.

But really, Bill and Tom aren't in the rest of the leagues head.

 

[WI_Wino]

I think helmet catch is definitely number 1.

http://brentwhite.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/helmet_catch.jpg

 

[paulthenurse]

You suck.

 

[WI_Wino]

You suck.

Don't feel too bad, the three examples you gave are good. Just not the best.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hold on... You're tellin me ANOTHER Seahawk player left the scene of an auto accident!

No, I did not tell you that; but yes, that incident surely makes them all felons.

 

[Sublimis]

Brady is way too much of a dweeb to be Han too. C3PO is the best he could hope to be.

and that's even much...

 

[wobrien]

What, nobody photoshopped the Seahawks on to a fast and the furious poster yet?

 

[day_trippr]

The Twelfth Man has left the building...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

... as if the Seahawks' season wasn't enough of a wreck already.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, I did not tell you that; but yes, that incident surely makes them all felons.

Well, if the Pats are all cheaters for less... Yup... The Seahawks are all felons

Enjoy rooting for felons.

 

[Darwin18]

Aren't the Patriots both cheaters and felons? I mean **** dude, in case you forgot, Hernandez was a serial killer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Allegedly.