Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

your team is dog****

 

[day_trippr]

So is your face.

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Jets pull the upset

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: Jon Gruden is a world class *******.

That is all. Carry on...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

In hoppy's world, Seattle has a dynasty. Because he's been a fan since 2013.

 

[GenIke]

Are the Colts doing the banner ceremony at halftime or did I already miss it?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pagano has to have Fitzpatrick on his fantasy team. No other explanation makes sense.

 

[ingchr1]

Paganio has to have Fitzpatrick on his fantasy team. No other explanation makes sense.

How about giving credit where credit is due!
J-E-T-S, JETS!, JETS!, JETS!

 

[paulthenurse]

Unless Luck has Fitzpatrick on HIS fantasy team.

 

[GenIke]

The Colts should probably have Fitzpatricks footballs checked.

 

[ingchr1]

The Colts should probably have Fitzpatricks footballs checked.

Please, there's only one team that cheats in the NFL and we all know who they are.....

 

[paulthenurse]

How about giving credit where credit is due!

J-E-T-S, JETS!, JETS!, JETS!

It was kind of nice listening to them lauding Broadway Joe and the Jets for their one and only Super Bowl appearance and win on the broadcast tonight. When was that again? 45 years ago? More? Whew! Man, that was a long time ago.

 

[ingchr1]

It was kind of nice listening to them lauding Broadway Joe and the Jets for their one and only Super Bowl appearance and win on the broadcast tonight. When was that again? 45 years ago? More? Whew! Man, that was a long time ago.

Past doesn't matter, what matters is this year. That's the same argument Yankees fans make when they don't make it, oooh look how many rings we have....who cares that's the past!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I said it was nice looking down Memory Lane and remembering Broadway Joe. Don't be so defensive.

The Jets really took a bite out of the Colts tonight, they chewed through the O line and spit Luck out.

 

[beerplumber]

I bet the Jets cheated. They must have deflated their own balls.

Yeah, that's why it was a blowout.

 

[bluemoose]

You know what is great about a strong Jets start?

It makes their eventual implosion that much more fun to watch. Amiright Darwin?

 

[stratslinger]

Give Darwin a day or two to come down from his 2-0 celebration...

Little guy deserves it.

 

[Darwin18]

Jets pull the upset

It's not an upset when I called it over a week ago. The Jets looked ****ing awesome. Get on the ****ing hype train!

Pros so far: Great defense, actually forcing turnovers, and our offense actually looks competent. I loved Rexy but I really like how Bowles is managing this team.

Cons: Ultra-conservative offense last night. The Colts lost their entire starting secondary. Put points on the board! Being content to play defense in the 4th quarter with just a 10-0 lead is not how we're going to make the playoffs.

Calling it now: Jets will be either 5-0 or 4-1 going into Week 6 in Foxboro.

 

[Darwin18]

Next three games for the Jets:

- Home vs Eagles: Easy win. My flag football team could shut the Eagles down right now.
- Home vs Dolphins: Easy win. Tannehill sucks, the Dolphins organization sucks, and Suh signing was a colossal **** up.
- Away vs Redskins: Seriously? Three ****ty QBs in a row? Easy win.

 

[beerplumber]

The Jets didn't lose Rex "The Mouth" Ryan so much as they gained a better coach.
He's the Bills' problem now. Ha!

Oh and go Pats!

 

[bluemoose]

Having this Darwin back just makes the suicide watch Darwin later this season so much more entertaining. Fireman Ed retires again by game 10!

 

[stratslinger]

Next three games for the Jets:

- Home vs Eagles: Easy win. My flag football team could shut the Eagles down right now.
- Home vs Dolphins: Easy win. Tannehill sucks, the Dolphins organization sucks, and Suh signing was a colossal **** up.
- Away vs Redskins: Seriously? Three ****ty QBs in a row? Easy win.

Hard to argue with that... Start off the season against 5 teams that are absolute train wrecks - at least two of those are near complete surprises (who expected the Colts or Eagles to drop off this far, this fast?).

Gonna make that jolt of reality pretty tough once they start facing actual football teams though.

 

[HoppyDaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=165&v=XB7xlGvcIyQ

 

[Darwin18]

Gonna make that jolt of reality pretty tough once they start facing actual football teams though.

Aside from two games against NE and Buffalo, the Jets really don't face a tough schedule at all. We have games against Oakland, the Jaguars, the Giants, Titans, and Texans in the second half of the season. Jets should easily go 10-6 and at least get a wildcard. The Cowboys game is also winnable but depends on if Romo and Bryant are back.

 

[HoppyDaze]

because we care or something?

 

[motobrewer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=165&v=XB7xlGvcIyQ

anything to keep your mind off the seahawks implosion, eh?

 

[HoppyDaze]

implosion? I don't think football is your sport. Try tennis.

 

[motobrewer]

BREAKING NEWS:

Jets: 2-0
Seahawks: 0-2

 

[HoppyDaze]

you got nothing

 

[motobrewer]

you're right. I do, indeed, have nothing.


The Green Bay Packers also have nothing. If you're talking about losses, that is.