Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

They should have thrown it with short yardage like that

 

[bluemoose]

Shouldn't have run the ball.

 

[dtgrdn]

Yep, quick short slant route would've worked

 

[motobrewer]

Best defense in the league - better gamble on an onside kick.

I changed my mind. I love cooter carroll!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice analysis dick breath.
Winston's first NFL pass, pick 6

 

[bluemoose]

He's really a second half QB

 

[day_trippr]

lmao! Tough weekend to be Hoppy!

So far, Week 1 leaves The AFC East As The Beast division.
After that, there's just a whole lot of SUCK!

Hahahaha! I said "Beast".

Cheers! (Carroll blows )

 

[Cape Brewing]

First place New England Patriots. Per usual

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Now for a lil halftime entertainment.

Thanks forever being remembered as a selfie dbag on the internet. Hopefully, the money you make off of the youtube hits will reimburse you for your Super Bowl tickets and face paint

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxmtQqkKYtA[/ame]

 

[bluemoose]

Wrong guy selected first?

 

[motobrewer]

#whywouldyouthrowit

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I like Nancy Kerrigan crying "why?" in the background.

 

[GenIke]

Favres first pass was a pick six and it worked out for him. glass half full guys.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Marcus Mariota is done for the day. Stats: 13-16, 209 yds, 4 TDs, 158.3 QB rating.

That's a perfect QB rating.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Certainly better than Wilson...

 

[bob1852]

Lol. Hoppy has abandoned the Seahawks already and jumped on the Titans bandwagon.

 

[day_trippr]

Marcus Mariota is done for the day. Stats: 13-16, 209 yds, 4 TDs, 158.3 QB rating.

That's a perfect QB rating.

Huh? Reviewing opposition stats?

I figured you'd be "too busy" 'til next weekend...

Cheers! (...when the SeaSquabs go 0-2... )

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lol. Hoppy has abandoned the Seahawks already and jumped on the Titans bandwagon.

Can you blame him?

 

[day_trippr]

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Joe Flacco's American Express Elite QB Card was just rescinded...

Cheers! ("That is all. Carry on." )

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Big hit for Baltimore. Suggs out for one week. Get some Ray Ray Vitamins!

 

[bluemoose]

Saw a lot of suck out there today

 

[stratslinger]

Interesting that with all the talk about how bad the AFC east is, it's the only division to come out of week 1 all knotted up at 1-0. Even the dumpster fire Jets pulled out the W to start the season...

 

[JonGrafto]

Interesting that with all the talk about how bad the AFC east is, it's the only division to come out of week 1 all knotted up at 1-0. Even the dumpster fire Jets pulled out the W to start the season...

A number of divisions played divisional games. Who gives a fcuk. The AFC East still blows.

Packers win. Seahawks lose. Cutler is still Cutler. (Although Bears looked better than I had anticipated).

Good weekend.

 

[h22lude]

Big hit for Baltimore. Suggs out for one week. Get some Ray Ray Vitamins!

One week? He is out for the season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Torn achilles? Drink the same water Ray Lewis drank :fro:

 

[motobrewer]

Joe Flacco's American Express Elite QB Card was just rescinded...



Cheers! ("That is all. Carry on." )

You're either in your 50s or from a different country.

 

[day_trippr]

You're either in your 50s or from a different country.

Wrong on both counts.

Cheers! (No surprise there... )

 

[day_trippr]

It's check-out time in Seattle already?

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's not pile on the poor Seahawks too badly... the Rams are a really tough team and going in there week one is not an eas....

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

I can't do it... I tried but can't keep a straight face!!

The Rams. That's awesome