Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Or stoughton. I hear stoughton is nice that time of year.

 

[Darwin18]

Shouldn't you Masstards be loading up your station wagons and minivans at Brimfield?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean

 

[Darwin18]

Google it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[paulthenurse]

Thinking about bringing the lady to Boston in a couple months. Did you guys scoop up all the dead hookers and tuna carcasses from your left over snow pile yet?

Masstoberfest is NOT being held the first Saturday in October. And even if it were, you wouldn't be invited.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't you have a cozy B&B that he can stay under until Masstoberfest? I think you call it "the shed"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Masstoberfest is NOT being held the first Saturday in October. And even if it were, you wouldn't be invited.

Make me a pizza

 

[paulthenurse]

Abbraa Kadabbra.

Pooof!!!!

You're a pizza.

 

[paulthenurse]

So hey Poon Slayer,

Why you bringing 'the lady' out here? We have all of these colleges out here with young coeds who would probably be knocked right out of their thongs after spending five minutes talking to a sophisticate like you. You could be Slayin' and Playin'. Show us how it's done.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you have a cozy B&B that he can stay under until Masstoberfest? I think you call it "the shed"

That space is currently unavailable.

 

[motobrewer]

ohhh man!!!!! poon slayer! i totally forgot about that one.

what a classic.

 

[paulthenurse]

ohhh man!!!!! poon slayer! i totally forgot about that one.

what a classic.

How could you ever forget that? One of the best lines ever typed on the internet, made all the better because he was totally serious.

"Ya, I lived right around the corner from where they filmed Animal House. I used to deal in more crack there than El Chapo. Slayed it. Absolutely SLAYED it.

What? No. No, I didn't actually GO there. Well, I WENT there all the time but you know what I mean... I used to troll for Poon. Drive along in my 74 Coupe de Ville... The ******* be throwin' themselves at me. Hey there little girl, how you doing? Good times. Gooooood times."

Poon Slayer. Internet legend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... I've seen better

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeeeeaaahhh. You like that... don'choo Bono!?

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[paulthenurse]

You should photoshop your own face on.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How could you ever forget that? One of the best lines ever typed on the internet, made all the better because he was totally serious.

"Ya, I lived right around the corner from where they filmed Animal House. I used to deal in more crack there than El Chapo. Slayed it. Absolutely SLAYED it.

What? No. No, I didn't actually GO there. Well, I WENT there all the time but you know what I mean... I used to troll for Poon. Drive along in my 74 Coupe de Ville... The ******* be throwin' themselves at me. Hey there little girl, how you doing? Good times. Gooooood times."

Poon Slayer. Internet legend.

That's pretty much exactly how it all went down. Way more poon though...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeeeeaaahhh. You like that... don'choo Bono!?

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what an amazing group of d-bag a-holes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what an amazing group of d-bag a-holes.

I bet you Bono has never worn a Seahawks four-trophy SB ring. Know how I am so sure about that?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you Bono has never worn a Seahawks four-trophy SB ring. Know how I am so sure about that?

he's inside you right now?

 

[Cape Brewing]

That doesn't even make sense.

No... cuz the Seahawks have never won four Super Bowls. I thought that was an obvious answer.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

and yours are all tainted

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... either way


Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

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[HoppyDaze]

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[wobrien]

Fraudulent super bowl rings don't make jazz hands any less gay

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're fraudulent.

 

[1977Brewer]

You're fraudulent.

Your face is something something.


You guys still argue about football when there's literally zero to argue about? This thread is adorable.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Your face is something something.


You guys still argue about football when there's literally zero to argue about? This thread is adorable.

then stay away

 

[bluemoose]

then stay away

You sure told him!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

You sure told him!

I'm not a bully like you