Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

yo, wassup *******,you know what I meant.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do people really still say wassup, Let alone typing it?

Well he is a motorcycle guy.

http://youtu.be/X2CAiuKH5IY

 

[Cape Brewing]

So.... What it's saying is.... Tom Brady is essentially better at golf than Tiger Woods is right now.

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...story.html?s_campaign=bcom:socialflow:twitter

Color me not remotely surprised.

 

[finsfan]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Christina Kim would knock your lights out and steal your lunch before you even made it to the first tee.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

I am very skeptical of your claim

 

[finsfan]

I am very skeptical of your claim

This may be the most reasonable thing you have ever said in this thread.

 

[bluemoose]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

Per hole.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

 

[wobrien]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

You got balls

 

[Darwin18]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

I would just stop trying to talk about cheating and mass murdering if I were a Pats fan.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Once again... Once the Pats suspected they had a mass murderer on the team... they instantly cut him, eating a monster amount of cap space.

Have the Jets cut Richardson yet??

Has the Ravens cut Suggs yet?

Cowboys signed Greg Hardy no problem...

 

[wobrien]

Leave the Cowboys out of it. EVERYONE agrees that the entire Cowboys organization is comprised of scumbags.

 

[Darwin18]

Have the Jets cut Richardson yet??

Did the Pats cut Brady or fire Belichick? Nope.

There's also a very clear difference here with Richardson versus the situation with Brady.

Here's what Richardson had to say after getting caught:

"I apologize for letting down my family, teammates, this organization and the fans. However, words aren't enough. This is something that can only be addressed by how I handle myself from this point on."

Richardson admitted his mistake and in a year or two no one is going to remember this. Brady decided to take the ****** route, just like A-Rod, and first coyly pretended he didn't understand and then later decided to obstruct the NFL. ****, he even threw the equipment managers under the bus just like A-Rod did with the team doctors.

 

[Cape Brewing]

False accusations... Every one of em

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll be honest... I did NOT see Russell Wilson's slow downward spiral into insanity coming.... BUT I am really enjoying these initial stages.

Fascinating stuff.

 

[WesleyS]

I'll be honest... I did NOT see Russell Wilson's slow downward spiral into insanity coming.... BUT I am really enjoying these initial stages.

Fascinating stuff.

Atleast he's hosting the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. So....he has that going for him.

 

[Darwin18]

He did the smart thing and dumped that horse he was married to too before she could cash in on his second contract. Smart move.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how much God told him his next contract should be worth.

 

[Darwin18]

More than we'll ever see in our lifetime.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

 

[bob1852]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

That new bling looks really nice.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

We've all seen your tailgate rig, and I must say, it's a beaut. Only a rich person could afford something like that.

 

[bluemoose]

We've all seen your tailgate rig, and I must say, it's a beaut. Only a rich person could afford something like that.

Having been in said tailgate rig, I must say, it is much more spacious on the inside. I got lost between the billiard room and the hot tub.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet the moldy tarp smell is elegant.

 

[motobrewer]

cape's a 1%er bank exec who got a huge government bailout-backed bonus

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Conical fermenting mothaflocca!

 

[paulthenurse]

cape's a 1%er bank exec who got a huge government bailout-backed bonus

25 gallon conicals ain't exactly cheap, ******. How's a man supposed to get ahead in this world without a little bit of a helping hand?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!

Yeah.... you're all dicks.

 

[paulthenurse]

I know you are but what am I?

Never mind. Don't answer that.