Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

I hate Sham Newton as much as the next guy but he's a beast on a crappy team and will have a nice career. If he was in a cheating system like Brady he'd probably have at least one ring by now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... But... he isn't... So... OH Well!!


Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

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[HoppyDaze]

Cheater Strong

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... either way.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[wobrien]

Cape has moved past denial and into acceptance. How many steps are left?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only one.... stop bangin' yer mom

 

[Cape Brewing]

..... which will be tough... cuz she likes it in the pooper and I'm into that sorta thing

 

[HoppyDaze]

You love the butt because it smells like your city.

 

[wobrien]

..... which will be tough... cuz she likes it in the pooper and I'm into that sorta thing

Hahaha. Too easy, come on man

 

[Cape Brewing]

You love the butt because it smells like your city.

Real mature

 

[motobrewer]

real manure

 

[wobrien]

real manure

You should've just edited his quote, that would've been funny

 

[motobrewer]

i'm a giant *********

you're right, that is funny

 

[day_trippr]

you're right, that is funny

Classic moto come-back...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Whelp, there goes the dolphins shot at the superbowl...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...om&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahaha!

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Sounds like they need a two point specialist.

 

[paulthenurse]

So AZ is on Facebook talking about how he has a secret stash of deflated footballs in his closet. Somebody might be getting called to testify.

 

[bob1852]

No, I sold it for $1, and was it my kids' closet, not mine. PKU.

 

[wobrien]

That's cute, you guys are Facebook friends. How'd you meet, Craigslist?

 

[paulthenurse]

No but I met your mom on Tinder

 

[wobrien]

My mom's out of your league

 

[GenIke]

Brandon Spikes should help shore up the Pats defense this year with the way he can run and hit. (Or hit and run, if you will)

 

[Cape Brewing]

... at least he didn't murder a bunch a' people.

 

[Darwin18]

Allegedly, allegedly!!!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Allegedly, allegedly!!!

and Brady is allegedly innocent?

 

[day_trippr]

and Brady is allegedly innocent?

Considering what we know to date, whatever he is, it's definitely "allegedly".

Otoh, Spikes will be looking for a new line of employment shortly, assuming he isn't "going away" for awhile...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Considering what we know to date, whatever he is, it's definitely "allegedly".



Otoh, Spikes will be looking for a new line of employment shortly, assuming he isn't "going away" for awhile...



Cheers!

Maybe he can shovel your sh!t slush as part of his community service.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Allegedly, allegedly!!!

Allegedly nuthin.... Hernandez was found guilty.

 

[Darwin18]

Of just one murder. Just cause he's suspected of several more doesn't make him guilty of murdering a "bunch of people". **** Cape, I'm just borrowing a page out of the Brady defense book here.