Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

That's some serious revisionist history. The Pats drafted Hernandez in the 4th round even though he was widely regarded as a 1st round talent because they and every single other team knew about his off the field issues, namely several failed drug tests and whispers of other illicit activity. No one is saying they should have known he was a mass murderer but I think it might be best for Pats fans to stop the feigned moral indignation for a while. ****, your franchise had a mass murderer on it's roster for quite some time and you want to give another team **** for drafting someone who beats women? It's not like that's an uncommon trait among NFL players.

*Cue The Bird sitting in front of a white screen next to Hillary "The Chin" Swank in casual everyman clothes choking back crocodile tears and breathing as deeply as audibly possible.*

The weed was known about, but if you aren't drafting anyone who smokes a few blunts you're not going to have much of a football team.

... and I don't even know how to respond to the Hilary Swank bit. Have you had a stroke?

 

[paulthenurse]

My patient insists on keeping his TV on CNN. That's ok. Who needs Jerry Springer when you can come here and read this stupidity?

 

[Darwin18]

Hold up your hand and wave it over your a head a few times making "Whoosh!" sounds.

It was in reference to the NFL's No More Campaign which is just as disingenuous as a Pats' fans criticizing another team for drafting a player with some moral / ethics issues.

 

[finsfan]

da fuq :smack:

 

[Darwin18]

It was a stretch.

 

[finsfan]

In unrelated news, I'm really hoping Miami signs La'el. If NFL teams cant draft or sign someone who is being investigated for murder, there would be no NFL!

 

[motobrewer]

from the moral vantage point we have in Green Bay, you peons look like ants.

and, i'm not talkin' about big carpenter ants, here. i'm talkin' like, tiny, pharaoh ants here.

 

[Darwin18]

That's because you have no media in Green Bay. No one wants to live in your god forsaken "city".

 

[motobrewer]

why is city in quotes?

 

[day_trippr]

That's because you have no media in Green Bay. No one wants to live in your god forsaken "city".

Heavens yes, ^This^

One sport town in Flyover Country?

Phhhhbt!

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Heavens yes, ^This^

One sport town in Flyover Country?

Phhhhbt!

Cheers!

Stow is a town in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States. The town is located 21 miles west of Boston, in the MetroWest region of Massachusetts. The population was 6,590 at the 2010 census.

and I live in flyover country? hahaha!

 

[paulthenurse]

So Moto, now that you're standing there with Trippah's pants in hand are you gonna give 'em back anytime soon. Because the rest of us don't want to be lookin' at his knobby knees.

If Manny P had counterpunched like that he might have won.

 

[day_trippr]

Phhhbbbt And GFY.

Stow is still considered "Greater Boston" by many - me, for sure.
We're just a distant suburb...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Phhhbbbt And GFY.

Stow is still considered "Greater Boston" by many - me, for sure.
We're just a distant suburb...

Cheers!

Haha! Sure - and I'm in a suburb of Chicago. Congrats.

 

[paulthenurse]

Moto's neighbor has one tooth, a car jacked up on cinderblocks in the front yard and hasn't paid his real estate taxes in 10 years. Actually now that I think about it, that describes Trippah's next-door neighbor also

 

[Cape Brewing]

How exactly is that bull****?



Fact: Pats signed Hernandez to a multi-year multi-million dollar deal because he was a sick football player.



Fact: Hernandez murdered at least one person. He is allegedly involved in several others in Florida and gang activity.



Please explain how Pats fans think they have moral high ground to criticize other teams for drafting players with bad behavior? You would think they would wait at least a couple years before pretending they have some legs to stand on. Oh wait, but KRAFT cut ties to him immediately...He still ****ing drafted Hernandez when everyone knew he had serious drug problems, and Belicheck allegedly blew Hernandez off when Hernandez approached him about his gang issues. Pretend the Pats **** don't stank.

Hehehehe...

A for effort

 

[HoppyDaze]

LeSean McCoy is amazing. So sick of this race bait BS...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots are still proven cheaters.

 

[finsfan]

I have been generally aware of this for awhile now.

Let the excuses fly!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll be concerned when they don't win the Super Bowl again

 

[GenIke]

So Brady* is the ringleader this time. Interesting...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Actually multiple rings.

 

[Darwin18]

According to Jastremski, while complaining about the balls on the sidelines during the game, Brady made a comment about McNally and referred to the testing of the game balls by the game officials prior to the game. Jastremski explained that Brady “knows that Jim is the referees locker room attendant,” and recalls that Brady said something like, “isn‟t he in there to make sure the balls are staying where they should be?” Jastremski said that he mentioned Brady's comment to McNally on the sideline, and that McNally responded “f— Tom.”

Bwahahahaha.

 

[h22lude]

Remember when you guys said Pats fans couldn't let this go. Take your own advice, let it go. It wasn't a big deal then and it isn't now. This report says probable. I'm happy probable means guilty now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL...Pats fans are such effing losers. I love it!

Sportsbook pulls Patriots lines, after hearing Brady could face discipline

 

[Cape Brewing]

Enjoy it... It'll be a few short months before the Pats start azz-raping everyone's teams again so enjoy it.

 

[day_trippr]

How much money and picks is a "more likely than not" worth?
I mean, other than all the money the lawyer got paid...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

you cheated, you got caught. LOL

you guys look so stupid

 

[day_trippr]

Cheers! :rockin:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha! Not really though