Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

At least you knew what to expect

Yay, another one! He's supposed to be good. I sure hope he can read defenses and can make all the throws! Oh wait, Geno's going to do that for us. **** the 2015 season.

 

[finsfan]

Whats the bet on Shelton getting fined?

 

[GenIke]

Great pick. In Ted we trust!

 

[finsfan]

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[Cape Brewing]

Malcolm Brown's ring size has already been recorded... save some time for next year

 

[the_bird]

Can somebody explain what the hell the Colts were thinking? Do they remember Gray and Blount rolling over there for about eight thousand combined yards last year? I tell you what, I know they've won some games these past few years, but that's a DUMB franchise. They lucked into Luck only because of how ****tily the team was built behind Manning, they gave away a 1st rounder for one of the worst running backs in the league, and they've never been able to play a lick of defense. Really, the fact that the still manage to win 10-12 games a season speaks to how good Luck is, because that's just a dumb, dumb franchise.

 

[Darwin18]

I think it says a lot more about how bad the AFC South is. If you get to play six games against Houston, Tennessee, and Jacksonville every season you're going to make the playoffs.

 

[Punity]

I think it says a lot more about how bad the AFC South is. If you get to play six games against Houston, Tennessee, and Jacksonville every season you're going to make the playoffs.

Hey hey hey to the AFC East thats a winning formula

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey hey hey to the AFC East thats a winning formula

No... Winning Super Bowls is a winning formula. Big difference

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't hate us cause you ain't us.

 

[the_bird]

Really? You thought posting this to Instagram was a good idea?

I'm not sure if this clown's going to be a bust in the JaMarcus Russell mold, or more of a Geno Smith-type clown. With a little Ryan Leaf in his future.

 

[finsfan]

Really? You thought posting this to Instagram was a good idea?

I'm not sure if this clown's going to be a bust in the JaMarcus Russell mold, or more of a Geno Smith-type clown. With a little Ryan Leaf in his future.

My bet is Russell.

 

[the_bird]

The only thing that's surprising is that it's not a cup of Purple Drank that he's got in front of him.

 

[wobrien]

Racist

 

[Darwin18]

Hey hey hey to the AFC East thats a winning formula

Replace the Colts with any team in the AFC East and that AFC East team is winning at least 10 games and going to the playoffs every single season.

 

[Punity]

Geno Smith would like to disagree with you

 

[day_trippr]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ter-fire-at-home-during-2015-nfl-draft-party?

The fire was Friday night, and the playa was drafted in the 5th round.
Wasn't the 5th round Saturday night - a day later?
Was someone a wee bit pissed he didn't go in the first round?

Suspicious or hella stoopid, either way he's headin' to Atlanta...

Cheers! (good place for him )

 

[the_bird]

Stay classy, Seattle. Stay classy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

racist

 

[motobrewer]

seattle is full of women beaters?

i wish i could say i'm surprised.

 

[finsfan]

At least Seattle has one respectable person on their team now. So many broken ankles.

 

[HoppyDaze]

seattle is full of women beaters?

i wish i could say i'm surprised.

how does this make sense or are you just typing words?

 

[Darwin18]

Stay classy, Seattle. Stay classy.

Yeah, didn't the Pats just have their Pro Bowl TE convicted of murder? Isn't he also linked to several other murders, making him a suspected mass murderer? Maybe, I don't know, maybe Pats fans should wait a few seasons before they try to play the moral high ground card. Just a thought.

 

[the_bird]

... not that it matters that they cut ties with said tight end as soon as they found out he might have been involved, immediately and permanently, to the point that they even gave away (thousands? must have been) jerseys to fans to make sure that said TE's jersey was no longer going to be associated with the franchise.

The Patriots actually drafted a known abuser way back in the early days of Kraft's ownership. Christian Peter. Once it became known to them what he had done (grabbed a woman by the throat), they relinquished their draft rights to him (within a week of the draft).

Seattle, you're on the clock. You've got two days left to cut ties with this ass-clown.

 

[motobrewer]

how does this make sense or are you just typing words?

it makes sense to non-womenbeaters

 

[the_bird]

It makes sense to women who have not been concussed.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah, didn't the Pats just have their Pro Bowl TE convicted of murder? Isn't he also linked to several other murders, making him a suspected mass murderer? Maybe, I don't know, maybe Pats fans should wait a few seasons before they try to play the moral high ground card. Just a thought.

You wouldn't understand because you're not Boston Strong.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, didn't the Pats just have their Pro Bowl TE convicted of murder? Isn't he also linked to several other murders, making him a suspected mass murderer? Maybe, I don't know, maybe Pats fans should wait a few seasons before they try to play the moral high ground card. Just a thought.

And this is total bullshti.

Like Bird said... the split second they thought he was actually involved, he was instantly cut. Just like Christian Peters.

How is Terrell Suggs doing these days??

 

[Darwin18]

... not that it matters that they cut ties with said tight end as soon as they found out he might have been involved, immediately and permanently, to the point that they even gave away (thousands? must have been) jerseys to fans to make sure that said TE's jersey was no longer going to be associated with the franchise.

The Patriots actually drafted a known abuser way back in the early days of Kraft's ownership. Christian Peter. Once it became known to them what he had done (grabbed a woman by the throat), they relinquished their draft rights to him (within a week of the draft).

Seattle, you're on the clock. You've got two days left to cut ties with this ass-clown.

That's some serious revisionist history. The Pats drafted Hernandez in the 4th round even though he was widely regarded as a 1st round talent because they and every single other team knew about his off the field issues, namely several failed drug tests and whispers of other illicit activity. No one is saying they should have known he was a mass murderer but I think it might be best for Pats fans to stop the feigned moral indignation for a while. ****, your franchise had a mass murderer on it's roster for quite some time and you want to give another team **** for drafting someone who beats women? It's not like that's an uncommon trait among NFL players.

*Cue The Bird sitting in front of a white screen next to Hillary "The Chin" Swank in casual everyman clothes choking back crocodile tears and breathing as deeply as audibly possible.*

 

[Darwin18]

And this is total bullshti.

Like Bird said... the split second they thought he was actually involved, he was instantly cut. Just like Christian Peters.

How is Terrell Suggs doing these days??

How exactly is that bull****?

Fact: Pats signed Hernandez to a multi-year multi-million dollar deal because he was a sick football player.

Fact: Hernandez murdered at least one person. He is allegedly involved in several others in Florida and gang activity.

Please explain how Pats fans think they have moral high ground to criticize other teams for drafting players with bad behavior? You would think they would wait at least a couple years before pretending they have some legs to stand on. Oh wait, but KRAFT cut ties to him immediately...He still ****ing drafted Hernandez when everyone knew he had serious drug problems, and Belicheck allegedly blew Hernandez off when Hernandez approached him about his gang issues. Pretend the Pats **** don't stank.