Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

The Euro is also weakening reducing Giselle's spending power. It's time to trade up Tom.

A lot of sports radio talk about the Daily Post story possibly missing the rest of the damages laid on the J-E-T-S. Precedent would certainly call for some draft picks to be handed over.

Then there's the group that thinks Goodell now has a hard-on for the Patriots because of what Kraft said about expecting a huge "We're So Sorry!" from the league when they finally work up to the courage to admit the Patriots had nothing to do with InflateGate.

Otoh, there's a suspicion that the World Champion New England Patriots are going to come out of InflateGate squeaky clean, and coupled with the Superbowl triumph and the JETS being fined for tampering PLUS the complete dismissal of the JETS tampering counter-claim against the Patriots that Patriots Haters everywhere would suffer a collective aneurism if the Pats were awarded some picks to boot.

First of all, the Pats wouldn't know what to do with a draft pick. Trade it down? Blow it on yet another DB that fails to develop? Secondly, Goodell is sleep-over buddies with Kraft. There's no way he'd punish the Pats for Deflate-Gate. Best case scenario, the Jets loan out the Flight Crew for a long weekend while Kraft and Goodell get all snuggly in their onesies.

 

[Darwin18]

Jets 1st Round Picks in Recent Years:

- 2010 - Kyle Wilson, CB (BUST)
- 2011 - Muhammad Wilkerson, DL (BEAST)
- 2012 - Quinton Coples, DE (BUST)
- 2013 - Dee Milliner, CB (BUST)
- 2013 - Sheldon Richardson, DL (BEAST)
- 2014 - Calvin Prior, S (BUST)

With the 6th pick in the 2015 draft the NYJ will ignore potential play makers like Kevin White or Amari Cooper, potential franchise players like Todd Gurley (I know he's hurt but he's a beast), and instead draft a defensive lineman with some [insert trouble] issue that prevents him from realizing his potential. Except the entire rest of the league already knows this. With our second round pick we'll take Bryce Petty, QB Baylor, who will promptly sit on the bench for the next three years without ever completing a NFL regular season pass.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is a sweet jersey though...

 

[bluemoose]

I went to a Halloween party at the house of a Dolphins fan friend of mine dressed the same. The only thing she is missing is a paper bag over her head. The list is about the same since Marino. Probably half of them are the same guys.

 

[Darwin18]

Poor Pat White....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Syracuse bro in class wearing a custom Marcus Mariota Jets jersey is such a Jets fan:

 

[Darwin18]

We're all allowed to dream. It's sad that his dream is for a underwhelming spread system QB.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If there's one word to describe Mariota it's underwhelming for sure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Know who is am awesome QB?

Tom Brady

 

[GenIke]

He's ok... probably still in the top five since he's adapted so well to never throwing farther than 8 years down field.

 

[wobrien]

He's ok... probably still in the top five since he's adapted so well to never throwing farther than 8 year olds.

Kinda harsh, but I see what you're getting at.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

You guys are hysterical

 

[Darwin18]

Can't wait to draft a bust DL tonight! Again!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just make sure you buy his jersey!

 

[Cape Brewing]

With the 6th pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the New York Jets select....

this guy....

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[finsfan]

With the 6th pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the New York Jets select....

this guy....

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Steal

 

[finsfan]

Not surprising...
http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/0ap3000000488658/article/nfl-draft-tyler-lockett-undervalued-bud-dupree-overvalued?campaign=Facebook_writers_jeremiah

 

[Darwin18]

Just make sure you buy his jersey!

I can't wait to eventually burn it! How long do you think I'll have to wait? One season? Two?

 

[wobrien]

You guys like those videos of Seahawks' fans reaction to the interception? There will be similar videos of Eagles fans when mariota gets selected by another team tonight...

 

[paulthenurse]

With the 6th pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the New York Jets select....

this guy....

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I get the signing bonus, meet sum wiminz and ride off into the sunset. Like a boss!

 

[the_bird]

With the 6th pick in the 2015 NFL draft, the New York Jets select....

this guy....

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... still a better pick than Vernon Gholston.

 

[Darwin18]

The final nail in the Mangenius coffin.

 

[Punity]

God i hope Chip Kelly mortgages the farm and royal screws this up this east coast Oregon suck fest is getting old.

 

[GenIke]

This the time of year for all you fans of sucky teams to have your chance in the spotlight. Enjoy it!

 

[Punity]

NOOO come on titans dont screw this up.

 

[Punity]

ok that shot of sad philly fans appeased me

 

[wobrien]

:sadface:

Still time for a trade, right? Right??

 

[HoppyDaze]

What's going on here? The Jets just made a good pick.

 

[finsfan]

Can't wait to draft a bust DL tonight! Again!!

At least you knew what to expect

 

[Punity]

Oh New York........if Dline could throw the ball youd be champs every year