Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Mongrel]

These helmets are awesome

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chi...flow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Some look great, the Seahawks one looks like absolute ****.

 

[day_trippr]

^That's appropriate. So does the team, now...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Seahawks and Patriots are the worst ones

 

[Mongrel]

The Dolphins one looks like it should be for Dolphin brand orange soda.

 

[day_trippr]

Incredibly, the Bengals have the worst of the lot.

Again.

Cheers! (seriously, what are the odds? )

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey, I just sobered up from the Super Bowl. What did I miss? My time is too valuable to read through pages of this crap.

 

[meatcleaver]

I'm with Dez...it was a catch

 

[Rotor_Head]

Not by the rules. He never made a football move and the ground caused the incompletion. I agree that for practical purposes, it was no doubt a catch. However, because the rule is written as it is, it was good call.

 

[bluemoose]

Would you like to see what you missed pictographically?

 

[HoppyDaze]

So the Mayor has to tell you dimwits to not jump out of your windows into the snow? From what I gather, mayor needs to stfu and let natural selection run its course.

 

[day_trippr]

I cannot find reason to disagree with that.

Seriously. If some ******* wants to contest for a Darwin Award, "Vaya con Dios", afaic.

obtopic: Hey you can buy an heirloom for a mere $26.95!
Hand it down to your kids when you tell them all about TMDTOTM that kicked your SeaHens to the curb

Cheers!

 

[Accidic]

That doesn't make one iota of sense. You think if Brady gets five rings, he's not going to still be dying for #6?

And if Brady's so geriatric... how come he's playing pretty much as well as he ever has? He's even moving in the pocket better than he was a year or two ago. Sorry to say this, because it pretty much ****s over 31 other teams in the league, but Brady ain't going nowhere!

And besides... Jimmy G, baby!

Jimmy G. is a bust waiting to happen. And I don't think he's geriatric, but he's a fool to come back this year. Much less if he was to win two in a row. But hey, I suppose we can always look forward to him getting knocked out with a season or career ending injury any time now if he stays.

 

[bluemoose]

Brady has another 8 years. Probably only win 4 more superbowls in that time though.

 

[bluemoose]

Tom Brady's successor is probably in high school English class right now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jimmy G. is a bust waiting to happen.

I think it is probably a hair early to accuse Jimmy G of being a huge bust.... I mean... It's not like he threw an interception on the 1/2 yard line with 30 seconds to go in the Super Bowl when NOT throwing an interception there probably means winning the SB.

Am I right? It's not as if Jimmy G has done THAT.

 

[HoppyDaze]

....the year after winning the Super Bowl in the most dominating fashion in the history of the game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhhhhhhh....

 

[bluemoose]

Don't I remember hoppy and others saying that this year's team was better than last year's team? I remember asking the question because I wanted to know which they thought was better for when the Pats won the game. So what I hear Hoppy saying is since the Pats won this year, they definitely would have dominated the Seahawks last year.

So I will go ahead and agree with Hoppy on this one.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don't I remember hoppy and others saying that this year's team was better than last year's team? I remember asking the question because I wanted to know which they thought was better for when the Pats won the game. So what I hear Hoppy saying is since the Pats won this year, they definitely would have dominated the Seahawks last year.

So I will go ahead and agree with Hoppy on this one.

I said no such thing...in fact, the opposite *********.

 

[motobrewer]

so uppity

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Haha

 

[the_bird]

He doesn't just eat a bag of dicks! Now, he eats the ball, too!

 

[day_trippr]

That is just so wrong...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Those look tasty. I was gonna ask him to toss me one... butttttttttttt... we all know what would happen if he threw it.

 

[bluemoose]

I saw where lynch is trademarking " just here so I don't get fined"

Will the twelfth man trademark " why didn't we run the ball".
Or "Beast moooooooo, ooohnoooooo".
Or "so how bout them sonics, huh?"

 

[GenIke]

So there's a career ruining Dez Bryant video out there?

Cant wait!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh my.... The new reports are not making it sound flattering.

Maybe he was pissed it wasn't a catch?

 

[wobrien]

So there's a career ruining Dez Bryant video out there?

Cant wait!!

Yes!

(Sorry for the woman he hit...or guy) but a career ender couldn't happen to a better guy/team

 

[MrNickVT]

Yes!

(Sorry for the woman he hit...or guy) but a career ender couldn't happen to a better guy/team

I'm sorry to tell you but the possibility of the Cowboys losing Dez means nothing. Bet you didn't know who cole Beasley was, ever. With a decent Oline like the Cowboys have, gives romo ample time to find a receiver open.

 

[GenIke]

Cole Beasley delivers my newspaper.