Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

The views expressed by mrnick do not represent the views of vermont, or any rational person therein.

 

[MrNickVT]

Cole Beasley delivers my newspaper.

Exactly, you know, the guy who has a third as many receptions, half as many yards and same amount of tds as Julian "tinder" Edelman.

 

[MrNickVT]

The views expressed by mrnick do not represent the views of vermont, or any rational person therein.

Do you even have cable television where you are?

 

[motobrewer]

motobrewer has less interceptions in superbowls than Russell Wilson.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Exactly, you know, the guy who has a third as many receptions, half as many yards and same amount of tds as Julian "tinder" Edelman.

How many Super Bowl rings does Beasley have?

 

[Cape Brewing]

motobrewer has less interceptions in superbowls than Russell Wilson.

True... Although.... Just to be fair, Motobrewer has less interceptions in the Super Bowl than Tom Brady too

Then again... Brady had been in six SB's and he's probably the greatest player in the history of the game so we might be talking apples and oranges with Brady in the equation.

 

[MrNickVT]

How many Super Bowl rings does Beasley have?

Defensive much? Should I dumb it down for you?

 

[ChshreCat]

Would you like to see what you missed pictographically?

 

[Darwin18]

Truth:

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/02/tosh-0-daniel-tosh-new-england-patriots/

 

[stratslinger]

To borrow a quote from the guy:

And if you believe Daniel Tosh is in any way relevant to any sports-related discussion, you deserve to get butt-f*cked by Aaron Hernandez in prison.

 

[wobrien]

When you don't like the message and can't refute it, it is common to attack the messenger in an attempt to discredit his message.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Blank stare)

 

[JonGrafto]

"Every other season Brady has been a game manager. He's Trent Dilfer with hair plugs."

Nice. I don't care who you are, that's funny $hit right there.

 

[stratslinger]

How many game managers do you know of that were unanimous MVP's?

How many _players_ do you know of that were unanimous MVP's?

That's just the easiest of his "points" to refute.

A comedian who has made his name promoting and commenting on dumb, oftentimes gross viral videos on a basic cable comedy TV show just doesn't have a ton of credibility when it comes to sports, and clearly doesn't do a ton of research into what he's talking about. That said, he'd probably be a fun addition to an obnoxious trash talking conversation...

 

[finsfan]

A comedian who has made his name promoting and commenting on dumb, oftentimes gross viral videos on a basic cable comedy TV show just doesn't have a ton of credibility when it comes to sports, and clearly doesn't do a ton of research into what he's talking about. That said, he'd probably be a fun addition to an obnoxious trash talking conversation...

A comedian who makes fun of people for money doesnt have credibility??!?!?! WHAT?! That is ridiculous! He should certainly more do research so his jokes are 100% based on facts!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tosh's analysis is 100x better than the average pats fan. 1,000x better than the fools in here. Brady=system QB. Dink and dunk five yard passes and the WR make the yards. 50 throws a game of course hes gong to accumulate empty stats.

 

[day_trippr]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit that's around the bend Hoppy right there!

Holy cow it's going to be a long off-season with all these loser crybabies falling over each other lousing up the joint...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

With half of Seattle's defense body parts falling off it still took a last second miracle for the Pats to win..."dominant" that's a laugh-er...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I still can't believe Wilson threw that pick right there on the 1.

So crazy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you were born out of your mother's butt...that's even more crazy.

 

[bob1852]

I still can't believe Wilson threw that pick right there on the 1.

So crazy.

This was crazy also...

 

[HoppyDaze]

even more crazy:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh c'mon.... You're a LITTLE mad...

 

[day_trippr]

He's over the edge crazy....and clearly bitter as all hell.

Considering the school he didn't attend and the pro team he barely discovered a year ago both fell from on high with two hella big splats, it's understandable.

50/50 he gets over it...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I was irritated for about a week...then I remembered how effing sweet I am and brushed it off. A week after that I shot 81 on my first round of the year...barely even trying. This dominant existence never gets old I tell ya.

 

[bluemoose]

Next time you should see what you can get playing 18 instead of just 9.

 

[the_bird]

That's odd. All the putt-putt courses around here are still buried under three feet of snow.

 

[GenIke]

Happy Birthday to the man, the legend... Mr. Don Majkowski!!

 

[day_trippr]

Wow.

Life must be hella hard in Wisconsin...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

I was irritated for about a week...then I remembered how effing sweet I am and brushed it off. A week after that I shot 81 on my first round of the year...barely even trying. This dominant existence never gets old I tell ya.

Ahhhhhahahahahahhahahahaha!!!

"I shot an 81...not even tryin' "


Hahahahaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!