Here's a short list of why I hate Seattle:
1) The fans blow. The fckuing "12th man" bullhsit is so over played it's ridiculous... especially for a fanbase who suddenly realized they actually had a football team about three years ago. It's not even their slogan... they have to rent it (paying effin royalties) to Texas AM. Looks at these fcuksticks... Just the site of them makes me want to punch someone in the throat.
2) Russell Wilson is the most overrated sports figure, of any sport, in the last 20 years. Russell Wilson is Trent Dilfer... at best... and fans of teams like the Pats, the Broncos, the Packers... you know, teams with real QBs, have to listen to fans that blow gush over a QB who sucks, like he's is even in the same conversation as some of these other QBs. He's not. Period. and when you go to say, "yeah but..." just stop... he's not. "What abou..." No... he's not. Take away that running game and that defense and then come talk to me about how much of stud QB Russell Wilson is.
3) Dick Sherman... it is almost self explanitory. Guy is an awesome CB... even AFTER he gave up the all of the Adderall (assuming he did) but here's the thing... STFU. No one other than the fans that blow want to hear about your ghey slap fight with Michael Crabtree. Just STFU and play. Revis is better and has been doing a shtiton longer and Revis doesn't say boo... unlike Sherman who has to take every opportunity to **** all over himself as much as possible in order to steal every split second of spotlight. YESSSSSSS Richard... you're very pretty. Now STFU and play the game.
4) Lynch is a total ****** but he actually doesn't bother me anywhere near as much as Sherman. I do put him on the list though because of the odd fact that the Fans That Blow apparently have a big problem with Brady complaining to refs but Sherman's constant primming for the cameras or Marshawn Lynch setting a GREAT example for the kids and holding his dick at other players while scoring touchdowns... no no... that's toooootally cool. BUT THAT DAMN BRADY!! OOOOooooo. Please.
5) did I mention the Fans That Blow?? and the fact that because Seattle had ONE good year the Seahawks are now one of the greatest teams ever? The Pats are going to their 6th Super Bowl in 14 years... after going to nine AFC Championships in 14 years... with three wins... and now we get to hear from the Fans That Blow how the Seahawks are some awesome franchise? Seahawks looked awesome last year... totally deserved to win the SB. That's ONE year. They look GOOD this year but anyone who thinks that team is the same team as last year is high... or retarded. and when they throw a MOUNTAIN of money at Trent Dil... I mean... Russell Wilson, that'll be the nail in the coffin for that team. Either way, come back and talk to me in another 13 years and we'll compare records.