Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Don't I remember that from last year? Imagine what that guy thinks this year. He probably watches the games with Fireman Ed in Ed's mom's basement.


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[HoppyDaze]

Hey look, Darwin's Internet-famous!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37MMa4LtcFQ

that is sooooooooo last year

 

[ChshreCat]

So the NFL fined Julius Thomas 8 grand for a dirty play that sent another player out for the next month with an injury, but fined Kraepernick $10,000 for wearing the wrong headphones on TV. Gotta love the NFL front orifice and their priorities.

 

[GenIke]

So I'm playing TY hilton and Arian Foster and am down by more points than I wanna bring up here....

 

[user 574]

Corn fed WI boy should've come home to be a GB Packer for $110m :cross:

 

[ChshreCat]

So I'm playing TY hilton and Arian Foster and am down by more points than I wanna bring up here....

If you played Hilton and Foster (I assume you mean on your fantasy team), how are you down on points? They both did great.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Clearly he meant fantasy playing against

 

[jbaysurfer]

If you played Hilton and Foster (I assume you mean on your fantasy team), how are you down on points? They both did great.

The other guy had luck and houston's defense? Speculating, didn't look at the defensive statline...

 

[Cape Brewing]

So the NFL fined Julius Thomas 8 grand for a dirty play that sent another player out for the next month with an injury, but fined Kraepernick $10,000 for wearing the wrong headphones on TV. Gotta love the NFL front orifice and their priorities.

Stop watching then.




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[bluemoose]

It has nothing to do with the severity of penalties. It has to do with max penalties agreed upon in the CBA.


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[stratslinger]

So I'm playing TY hilton and Arian Foster and am down by more points than I wanna bring up here....

I'm enjoying this from the exact opposite side - plus Vinateiri for good measure. In for a good weekend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just saying it out... I could not fcuking care less how much the NFL fines, suspends, btichslaps, etc anyone. "Ray Rice only got two weeks and Gosh Gordon got a year!!!"

Couldn't possibly care less.

The NFL is not a court of law nor is there a rule somewhere that says they are responsible for correcting any social injustices on the planet.

So, in my mind, there is only one very simple question... Do the negatives the league creates outweigh the positives in terms of my own personal relationship with the league as a fan?

If the answer is "yes".... Stop watching them.

So back to Kaepernick, blah blah... I'm a big fan of the league and the game. Does Goodell fining one multi-millionaire $10k while only fining another one $8k make even the fcukjng slightest difference to me on the equation I mentioned above?

Not remotely.

And I think it doesn't with 99.99999% of fans.... and if it does, then.... you're stupid



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[jbaysurfer]

^ I reluctantly agree.


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[firerat]

Just saying it out... I could not fcuking care less how much the NFL fines, suspends, btichslaps, etc anyone. "Ray Rice only got two weeks and Gosh Gordon got a year!!!"

Agreed.

What drives me nuts is trying to watch ESPN or NFL network to see highlights, stats, standings, etc. and instead having to hear endless yammering about domestic violence, child abuse, drug abuse, etc.

Look, tell me about who's suspended, tell me why and for how long, but then lets move on.

I really give less than a shti what Herm Edwards or Ron Jaworski think about domestic violence and the toll it takes on women.

You're a sports analyst. Analyze sports. Then shut the fukc up.

 

[stratslinger]

Can I just say bravo to Cape for not once, but twice, correctly using "could _not_ care less"?

I know we should expect no less from a fan of TMDTOTM, but it really makes me nutty to see people go off about how they "could care less" about this, or "could care less" about that, like that's actually saying what they think it's saying.

Cape, you just actually managed to bump up the collective IQ in this place for at least a couple seconds (not that that's saying much, with guys like Hoppy and Darwin stinking up the joint, but you get the point)...

 

[BreezyBrew]

You're a sports analyst. Analyze sports. Then shut the fukc up.

I could not stop laughing when everyone was trying so fukcin hard to say something smart the Sunday after Ray Rice.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Glks3Dmu4[/ame]

STFU!

 

[HoppyDaze]

His Momma shoulda hit him harder

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just heard a dude yell "can't nobody never have no fun". That's a quadruple negative and you can't teach it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape, you just actually managed to bump up the collective IQ in this place for at least a couple seconds (not that that's saying much, with guys like Hoppy and Darwin stinking up the joint, but you get the point)...

Oh my dear schweet baby Jeebuz... Now THAT is some funny sh!t right there.

 

[finsfan]

Capes team aint doin so hot.

 

[ChshreCat]

Only thing worse than a clueless Pats fan is a pedantic grammar Nazi.

 

[bluemoose]

Luckily most of the Pats fans here are engaging, witty and downright handsome. Also wicked good at Grammah.


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[Punity]

Fins looking good. Maybe if they find a qb in the stands they might be in the game.

 

[motobrewer]

Yawn. Dolphins blow.

 

[erick0619]

Go Chargers !!!!!!


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Where do you place your probe?

 

[Darwin18]

Time Warner Cable saw fit to broad cast the last 1:30 of the Jets/Broncos game. Just enough time for me to watch Geno throw a pick six. **** this team.

 

[bluemoose]

Patriots, best of the AFC. Underdog winner of the Super Bowl.


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[bluemoose]

Seattle gets really chippy when they are losing, huh?


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[motobrewer]

Bunch of punks

 

[bluemoose]

I would even say thugs, if it wasn't a dog whistle.


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