Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

.... and you guys all thought the Pats were done.

Ya goofy fcuks.


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What an amazing accomplishment last night. Bengals are an amazing team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They're better than the Arizona Wildcats

 

[HoppyDaze]

I seriously doubt that

 

[Cape Brewing]

Now that the Pats have fixed all of the issues they were having the first couple of weeks, they can use the rest of the season as a tune up for the Super Bowl.... which is a nice situation to be in.



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[Punity]

Oh man first place again.....ugh

 

[ChshreCat]

The best part of tonight's game was that it was nice for the Washington fans to see what a talented mobile QB looks like.

 

[jammin]

holy chit.. dangeRUSS - dude put on a clinic tonight. he's scary talented

 

[day_trippr]

Y'all need to put down the crack pipes, cuz that was a mediocre showing by Seattle against a truly gawdawful team.

I'll assume the SeaChix were simply playing down to Washington's level, and I expect the coaching staff won't be handing out bon mots for that effort...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

It was only close because the refs were calling every slightest twitch by a Hawk as a penalty.

 

[bluemoose]

So, the Refs screwed us?

Spoken like a true west coast hipster douchbag.


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[Mongrel]

So, the Refs screwed us?

Nah, Hawks still won, but Refs kept it close enough to not lose the TV audience.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What an amazing accomplishment last night. Redskins are an amazing team.


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[Punity]

Yea we all can't get blown out by the chiefs like true champs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

no... but apparently Dick Sherman's enourmous vag can continue to make him never, ever, remotely... S...T...F...U... for more than nine seconds...

"Garcon pulled my hair!!!! WAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Look!!! It's making me bleed right through my panties!!!!! Now I'm going to have to go home and give my dreads a hot oil treatment!!"

FCUKING A!!!! SHUT the FCUK... UP... just for ONE fcuking week. ONE. That's all we ask.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Cape has a crush on Richard Sherman

 

[Punity]

no... but apparently Dick Sherman's enourmous vag can continue to make him never, ever, remotely... S...T...F...U... for more than nine seconds...

"Garcon pulled my hair!!!! WAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Look!!! It's making me bleed right through my panties!!!!! Now I'm going to have to go home and give my dreads a hot oil treatment!!"

FCUKING A!!!! SHUT the FCUK... UP... just for ONE fcuking week. ONE. That's all we ask.

Guy cant win one week no one asks him a question and hes avoiding the media, next week some barely registers as an NFL receiver has some butthurtness from when he got schooled in a PO game 2 years ago and stops playing football and f*cks with sherm and now hes not supposed to say anything when asked about it?

 

[Punity]

And all he said was the truth Pierre doesnt matter in this league.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Please... When they lost to the 9'rs he pissed, moaned, and blamed the refs.... now he win's and he has to have a pissy party in the media over Garcon. This is after being so butthurt over fcuking Crabtree that he dragged that bullshti over the entire effin off-season.

Just STFU up and play the game.

All he does every time he speaks is bitch about how much sand has been crammed on his vag.


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[HoppyDaze]

At the risk of sounding all uppity: Cape, no matter how hard you try you will never be able to make Sherman this horrible person you desperately want him to be. He's better at life than you and your entire fanbase, team and cheater coach. Get over it...

 

[Punity]

Me thinks you watch way to much about a player you claim to not care about or want to hear from. It's pretty easy to not hear anything from Sherman outside of the nfc camp game last year.

 

[Darwin18]

Not that any of you care but an excellent article about the failings of our GM John Idzik:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...ut-ny-jets-path-irrelevancy-article-1.1963225

Idzik works under rolling deadlines, apparently immune or oblivious to the realities of frustrated PSL owners doling out big money for a diminished product. The Jets have the sixth-highest average non-premium ticket price in the NFL ($105.66), 25% more than the league average ($84.43), according to teammarketingreport.com, yet the team has the lowest cash payroll ($95.2 million), according to spotrac.com.

Idzik has the second largest salary cap surplus in the league ($24.3 million, per NFLPA records), leaving many to wonder if he was ever fully invested in helping Rex Ryan make the playoffs in 2014.

 

[Homercidal]

Anyone want to get paid to miss field goals? I hear the Lions are looking for a new kicker. It doesn't seem their standard are very high.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's not watching anything...., It's clicking on ESPN to read about how dominant TMDTOTM has become again and it's effin front page after front page article about how Dick Sherman's tampon dropped on the field and he almost bled out..., Immediately needing an Adderoll and blood infusion to keep him upright.




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[Cape Brewing]

Not that any of you care but an excellent article about the failings of our GM John Idzik:
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Oh don't worry.... we all already know. We know.


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[HoppyDaze]

The Patriots don't matter in this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is that a personal attack!?

Keep it up... see what happens.


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[motobrewer]

******s.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever... Ducatis and curling are both super ghey


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[the_bird]

Not that any of you care but an excellent article about the failings of our GM John Idzik:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...ut-ny-jets-path-irrelevancy-article-1.1963225

There was absolutely zero reason for the JETS to spend that $24M on a team that was due to suck this year anyway, when the money rolls forward onto next year's cap anyway. They might as well keep rolling those cap monies forward until the Commissioner takes pity and moves the JETS out of the AFC East.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Relevant facts


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