Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jbaysurfer]

then, leave.

this thread is what it is. the mods keep it at an arm's length because nobody gets all jbay on us.

don't take down this thread because you can't hack it.

Who's talking about taking down a thread? Drama queen.

 

[motobrewer]

wow. just, wow.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So it's ok us to joke about Moto in his mom's basement and hoppy being a rasict/homophobe but if a comment is made on your brewing that's crossing the line?

you spelled racist wrong you bleeding heart liberal!

 

[jbaysurfer]

wow. just, wow.

Tell me about it. Sheesh.

 

[motobrewer]

hey Tomme, for your 95 batch, you should make adderall beer.

it might help your current....situation.

 

[jbaysurfer]

hey Tomme, for your 95 batch, you should make adderall beer.

it might help your current....situation.

Kick down the special ingredients and I'll split the batch with ya.

 

[Punity]

Who's doing it wrong now. The masses can attack me relentlessly, but all of the sudden everyone's butthurt the new guy is the "fly in the ointment". Pobrecitos.

If you want to play the martyr go ahead fall on your sword and cry bigotry because you failed to understand what goes on in this thread, that you willing choose to come participate in.

 

[Punity]

you spelled racist wrong you bleeding heart liberal!

Sorrys we don't get the book learning like the big cities.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey guy, thanks for including all of us in your fussing. I want to continue to talk about everyone's feelings, I really do, but there's more important things going on like how bad the Patriots suck and how elite the Seahawks are. Oh yeah, the Ducks are better than half the AFC.

Suck it, losers.

 

[jbaysurfer]

If you want to play the martyr go ahead fall on your sword and cry bigotry because you failed to understand what goes on in this thread, that you willing choose to come participate in.

Martyr? Bigotry?....what the hell are you even talking about?

 

[motobrewer]

he's talking about you.

Is your brewery off limits? It is for me. I'm not trying to be a d!ck, but lets face it, there's some pretty blatant mob mentality going on here because I'm the new guy and I'm not asking for very much.

 

[Punity]

I'm taking bets on which nfl player is going to knock out Ray Rice during a game.

 

[jbaysurfer]

OK, I retract my innocuous request. I had no idea how many ******s would get so butthurt that I made it. In fact, I officially request you call me a sh!tty brewer in every way imaginable.

I know a couple of you just aren't used to losing on opening day, but damn.

Back in 2009 Sparky sure had this right:

That was 6 words, ******. 7 if you count Super Bowl as 2 words.

 

[jbaysurfer]

he's talking about you.

There is no martyrdom or bigotry (bigotry accusations? I'm not sure the word means what you think it means) in the post you quoted. I retracted my request so you crybabies could get back to whatever it is you hold so dear about this thread. Shall we move on?

Here, put it in your sig line.

I, Jbay am quite simply the crappiest brewer the world has ever seen. Do your self a favor, don't EVER drink my beer.

What a bunch of babies. Shocked at the turnaround from the tough guy persona's you've worked years to cultivate.

 

[motobrewer]

guys, i can't handle jbay's personality disorder.

it's like dr. jekyll and mr hyde over here.

 

[Punity]

Ignore is your friend

 

[bob1852]

So it's ok us to joke about Moto in his mom's basement and hoppy being a rasict/homophobe

Except those aren't jokes.

 

[jbaysurfer]

aw.. the tough guys are taking their ball and going home. Bunch of hypocrites, tell me about being thin skinned. SMH.

 

[Darwin18]

Devil's advocate though, at least he's not Blame Gabbert or Christian Plunder. I suppose the alternative would be SuperGinger. Making the playoffs every year with no real chance of actually winning there would certainly be an improvement I guess.

Who would have thought that Samantha Ponder would have had the better professional football career?

 

[bob1852]

aw.. the tough guys are taking their ball and going home. Bunch of hypocrites, tell me about being thin skinned. SMH.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm taking bets on which nfl player is going to knock out Ray Rice during a game.

They should make him play punt coverage with no helmet on against Antonio Brown.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Punity]

Except those aren't jokes.

Well yea

 

[jbaysurfer]

No image.

I'm surprised that one win over the Pats could elevate me personally to winner of the entire internet.

I've out obnoxioused the obnoxious thread.

 

[Punity]

They should make him play punt coverage with no helmet on against Antonio Brown.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

Hiiiiyah

 

[bob1852]

No image.

I'm surprised that one win over the Pats could elevate me personally to winner of the entire internet.

I've out obnoxioused the obnoxious thread.

 

[jbaysurfer]

^

Done.

 

[Accidic]

Who would have thought that Samantha Ponder would have had the better professional football career?

Not sure I'd consider Plunder's career a success. He got carried to the playoffs on a record caliber year out of Peterson. Otherwise he is more or less just the same flop now as he was when he came in to start. SuperGinger would have to be the most successful QB out of that draft class and was drafted last of the four.

 

[Darwin18]

That was the joke......oi vai....

 

[Cape Brewing]

BUTTFUMBLE!!!!


(there.... I feel better already)

 

[Accidic]

That was the joke......oi vai....

Sorry, have a friend who's a Vikings apologist. Have heard so many excuses for Plunder's ineptitude I tend to believe they're serious inexplicably now. My bad. On the other hand, at least he's not Gabbert.