Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Hate players who stop trying after they get paid. Shaun Alexander comes to mind. I hope he gets AIDS

 

[bob1852]

Blocked punt, Miami recovers. WHAT THE **** YOU GOTTA SAY NOW, PASTIES!?

Uh, touchdown Patriots. Again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so full of yourself


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[bluemoose]

Is Miami looking for a first game turnover record?


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[HoppyDaze]

https://vine.co/v/Oza1IYPxL7D

 

[Punity]

I keep looking for the Qb in miami haven't seen one yet.

 

[motobrewer]

He's right there.

 

[Punity]

So Mike Wallace can catch a pass. That cheeky bastard

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! Why not wait three or four plays to call that. Jesus


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[motobrewer]

Nervous in the service?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... It's Week 1.


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[Mongrel]

Meh... It's Week 1.


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Might be week 1, but ffs it's the dolphins.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I guess we know who the number one RB on Miami's depth chart is.

 

[bob1852]

Hahahahahahahahahahajajajaajajajajajajajjhahahah

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL


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[Cape Brewing]

Might be week 1, but ffs it's the dolphins.

Look up 2004 and then ask me how nervous I am.


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[Cape Brewing]

But hey... I can admit when the Pats gag one up and they certainly did today.

Solid work by the Fins though... And they should be very proud of their Week One Trophy. Those things don't grow on trees guys. Cherish it.


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[bob1852]

Look up 2004 and then ask me how nervous I am.


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Ancient history. Don't feel like looking for the stone tablet that was chiseled on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can almost hear the violent masturbating coming outta Miami...

"OMG!!!! We actually beat the Pats!!!"


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[Mindsculptor]

Pats fans can feel free to stfu now. Or hang themselves. Either way works.

 

[finsfan]

You can almost hear the violent masturbating coming outta Miami...

"OMG!!!! We actually beat the Pats!!!"


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Twice in a row now cape. Kinda seems like a good trend starting.

 

[motobrewer]

Last time the patriots won the Super Bowl, the iPhone was over 3 years from being released.

 

[stratslinger]

So now that the Pats have spotted the fish a win, it should be interesting to see how the rest of the season plays out.

 

[finsfan]

Last time the patriots won the Super Bowl, the iPhone was over 3 years from being released.

Relevant.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins; 34 years.

 

[bluemoose]

So now that the Fins have played their Super Bowl, what now?


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[Darwin18]

Geno completed 82% of his passes and the Jets held off Oakland. By Dolphin fan logic we should be giving him the MVP and planning out our Super Bowl parade route.


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[Punity]

8-8

 

[bob1852]

Well, at least the Patriots aren't mathematically eliminated. Yet.