Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Awwww.

Consider...changing colors.

As for Hoppy...11 months of continued suckage coming from his general direction?

I don't think even he can keep that up...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Challenge accepted!

 

[Darwin18]

Awwww.

Consider...changing colors.

As for Hoppy...11 months of continued suckage coming from his general direction?

I don't think even he can keep that up...

Cheers!

And root for who? The Pats? That window closed a LONG time ago. Why would I want to jump on a bandwagon of a team with a 36 year old QB, no receivers of note or who are not injury prone, and an annually terrible secondary?

 

[day_trippr]

And root for who? The Pats? That window closed a LONG time ago. Why would I want to jump on a bandwagon of a team with a 36 year old QB, no receivers of note or who are not injury prone, and an annually terrible secondary?

Well, heck, it doesn't have to be the Pats, even if you'd finally be rooting for an actual playoff team for the first time in forever.

I hear the Dolphins are recruiting fans...

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

We need to get coaches and players first! You build it, they will come. The fans will follow

 

[ChshreCat]

And root for who? The Pats? That window closed a LONG time ago. Why would I want to jump on a bandwagon of a team with a 36 year old QB, no receivers of note or who are not injury prone, and an annually terrible secondary?

I think the idea was to jump on the bandwagon of a team that has a chance at the Superbowl in the foreseeable future.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the idea was to jump on the bandwagon of a team that has a chance at the Superbowl in the foreseeable future.

Yeah... Making three straight AFC Championships must mean the Pats are wayyyyy too long of a long shot.

You guys are silly.


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[bob1852]

Yeah... Making three straight AFC Championships must mean the Pats are wayyyyy too long of a long shot.

You guys are silly.


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Were your kids even born the last time the Pats won a Super Bowl?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey... why don't you go get prison raped?


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[Darwin18]

Yeah... Making three straight AFC Championships must mean the Pats are wayyyyy too long of a long shot.

You guys are silly.


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Didn't Andy Reid get fired for a similar accomplishment?

 

[bluemoose]

We need to get coaches and players first! You build it, they will come. The fans will follow

It has worked pretty well for the Marlins and Rays.

 

[finsfan]

It has worked pretty well for the Marlins and Rays.

No clue what your talking about. Those are football teams, are they?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Didn't Andy Reid get fired for a similar accomplishment?

"accomplishment" : win one home game against a crappy AFC team. Impressive!

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh hey... why don't you go get prison raped?


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Like a Patriot tight end?

 

[bluemoose]

No clue what your talking about. Those are football teams, are they?

Just saying Florida has so many transplants that no one really watches the good teams down there, let alone the phins.

 

[MrNickVT]

Just saying Florida has so many transplants that no one really watches the good teams down there, let alone the phins.

That's why NY goes there for spring training!

 

[h22lude]

That's why NY goes there for spring training!

I'm pretty sure a good 15 or so teams go to Florida for spring training.

 

[user 574]

Hand size, schmand size. ESPN's latest tirade on QBs. I was curious so googled how and measured mine. Spread your hand, fingers as wide as you can on a piece of paper mark the top of pinkie and thumb. Measure it.

9.25. Height 5'10". I suck at throwing a football, was much better as wide receiver and (was) fast & (still) lean...

Hey this is football chat. Seahawks winning the superbowl is now passé

 

[Darwin18]

You probably can throw better than Tebow. Just saying.

 

[Punity]

You probably can throw better than Tebow. Just saying.

I watched some pop warner qbs that throw better.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Here's to the Super Bowl Champion Seahawks for making it look so easy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Has Jim Harbaugh Worn Out His Welcome In San Francisco?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice to see Johnny Football tear it up at the combine.

Go Aggies!


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[Punity]

Nice to see Johnny Football tear it up at the combine.

Go Aggies!


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Yes by doing all the things QBs do like run and jump and stand around in sweats.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What size T shirt are you Cape? Now that you're a college football fan I got something for you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

L or an XL... Depending on the shirt. Probably a L.

I hope it's a 12th man t-shirt


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[Cape Brewing]

Enjoy it while you can Hoppy cuz, heeeeere comes the salary cap squeeeeeeze.


http://tracking.si.com/2014/02/23/red-bryant-released-seahawks-free-agency/

 

[Punity]

OMG whatever are they going to do without Red Bryant at the money he is making. The dreams of a repeat are over.

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[Cape Brewing]

It's not about Red Bryant. It's about the simple fact that the salary cap is going to catch up to that team extremely quickly.... and that was just an early sign of it.


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[Darwin18]

Shouldn't you be writing epic paragraph length posts about how Danny Amendola isn't damaged goods or injury prone and how Belichick has some master plan with the receiving corps and secondary?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't you be writing epic paragraph length posts about how Danny Amendola isn't damaged goods or injury prone and how Belichick has some master plan with the receiving corps and secondary?

Don't have to... its already common knowledge for anyone who knows anything about football


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[Darwin18]

2013 didn't happen right?

 

[finsfan]

dammit Darwin, here it comes again
(waiting for cape's explanation on how he was impressed they made it that far)

 

[Punity]

Good thing Pete and John draft like champs

 

[Cape Brewing]

2013 didn't happen right?

You mean being one of the top four teams in the NFL?

I love how anything other than a SB win is pure garbage. Three straight AFC Championship games apparently means a team totally sucks.

Shall we compare where the Jets and Phins have ended up?


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[Punity]

Yes it was all magical the pats won one game against a highly over achieving Colts team.

 

[Darwin18]

You mean being one of the top four teams in the NFL?

I love how anything other than a SB win is pure garbage. Three straight AFC Championship games apparently means a team totally sucks.

Would you say the same for a team that made it to two straight AFC title games in 2009 - 2010? I would think not.

Shall we compare where the Jets and Phins have ended up?

Jets ended up 8-8 as a sub-par offensive team with, I can't believe it's possible, but with worse receivers than the Pats. We pick up some offensive talent at WR and TE through free agency and the draft and this is a playoff caliber team especially with the potent defense.

No one cares about Phins except for J.Lo. All they had to do to go the playoffs was beat a Jets team that had zero to play for. No wonder they've only made the playoffs once in the last twelve years.

 

[Punity]

Sorry meant to say highly over achieving AFC as a whole I'm honestly shocked there were teams with double digits win totals.

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[Darwin18]

Perhaps safe to argue that the three top teams in the NFC west were better than the top three teams in AFC period? I could easily see the Cardinals making it to the AFC title game.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Showers are key Super Bowl wins.

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