Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Homercidal]

Ok, I'm going to be honest here. I don't really care much about the other teams in the NFL. Maybe Green Bay, because I know a bunch of people who admire them and they have done a lot with a small market. I am specifically a Lions fanboy. Grew up watching before and during the Wayne Fontes era, all through the mediocrity when the Lions could hope for a playoff spot and very likely compete for a division title or maybe a wildcard spot.

Those were they days!

I'm just not excited about the coach. It's not that I don't like the guy, I just couldn't care less. Honestly, I rather doubt any person hired will suddenly take this very talented, underachieving team deep into the playoffs. I just don't believe it's going to happen. History has shown that it's not going to happen. Lucy is not suddenly going to stop pulling the ball out from under Charlie Brown.

So there just isn't any reason to get excited about a new coach in Detroit. It's not going to change anything. They might start winning more. They might even win a playoff game. But I fail to see, in 30 odd years of watching Lions football, any sign of hope that a coaching change will make the team into a powerhouse capable of winning several playoff games or the Superbowl.

Right about now, Lions players are probably considering jumping into other teams if they can. In 2-3 years they will start rebuilding.

 

[McBrewskie]

Meh, he was responding to Carolina Kaepernicking(really dumb celebration) when they won in SF. Besides, Seattle fans don't have any room to talk considering their team prides themselves on talking more **** than any team on the planet.

 

[finsfan]

Dammit Tannehill, you need to keep a tighter leash on your wife! Who the hell leaves a rifle in a rental car!!!! :smack:

 

[NateLTB]

Meh, he was responding to Carolina Kaepernicking(really dumb celebration) when they won in SF. Besides, Seattle fans don't have any room to talk considering their team prides themselves on talking more **** than any team on the planet.

There's a difference between being a sh!t-talker and being a ******

 

[Bulls Beers]

Who the hell leaves a rifle in a rental car!!!! :smack:

A hot blonde, that's who..

 

[McBrewskie]

There's a difference between being a sh!t-talker and being a ******

And how is Kaepernick a ******? I've seen some sports writers, even this last weekend, say he is unprofessional and yada yada yada, but in all honesty they come off like what they are which is old white guys trying to find a way to say they don't like black QBs, especially ones with tattooes.

 

[Bulls Beers]

And how is Kaepernick a ******? I've seen some sports writers, even this last weekend, say he is unprofessional and yada yada yada, but in all honesty they come off like what they are which is old white guys trying to find a way to say they don't like black QBs, especially ones with tattooes.

Don't forget hat on sideways. I've always hated that..

 

[McBrewskie]

Dammit Tannehill, you need to keep a tighter leash on your wife! Who the hell leaves a rifle in a rental car!!!! :smack:

Keep yo bitch on a chain son.

 

[McBrewskie]

Don't forget hat on sideways. I've always hated that..

Yeah it's a dumb as **** look, but that doesn't say anything other than he looks like an idiot.

 

[finsfan]

Don't forget hat on sideways. I've always hated that..

And try to wear the right teams hat, that always helps.

Keep yo bitch on a chain son.

Exactly

 

[McBrewskie]

And try to wear the right teams hat, that always helps.

No doubt he is not the brightest crayon in the box, but neither was Joe.

 

[finsfan]

No doubt he is not the brightest crayon in the box, but neither was Joe.

Joe Montania?
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[Cape Brewing]

Hit the Growler off Wall St., then hopped the 2 out to Brooklyn and stumbled across Gambrinas (tiny little place) and grabbing a sowah before trying to find the G train up to Nassau stop and hit Trøst. Place better not suck

 

[Cape Brewing]

And whatever... before you start with the comments.... You care, you ALL care where I'm drinking beahs.

 

[finsfan]

And whatever... before you start with the comments.... You care, you ALL care where I'm drinking beahs.

No we dont. Go put that garbage somewhere else. Aint nobody got time for that schit

 

[Punity]

Hit the Growler off Wall St., then hopped the 2 out to Brooklyn and stumbled across Gambrinas (tiny little place) and grabbing a sowah before trying to find the G train up to Nassau stop and hit Trøst. Place better not suck

Was most of that English?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was most of that English?

Every word was... What didn't you understand?

Ps. Tørst ain't playin'. Dammmmmmn. Sollllllid tap list.

Bottle list is nuts but that's not how I'm rollin' tonight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was most of that English?

Was it my Boston-accented "sowah" that threw you?

And admit it. It's okay. You all are riveted by where I'm drinking.

 

[finsfan]

Every word was... What didn't you understand?

Ps. Tørst ain't playin'. Dammmmmmn. Sollllllid tap list.

Bottle list is nuts but that's not how I'm rollin' tonight.

On a serious note, I hope you get that st bretta, beautiful brew

 

[Cape Brewing]

On a serious note, I hope you get that st bretta, beautiful brew

Swear to God... You read my mind. That's where I'm going next. Started with the Trios Dames and that's exactly what's up next.

 

[Punity]

I was hoping you wouldn't type like you speak but we all can't be so lucky.

 

[finsfan]

Swear to God... You read my mind. That's where I'm going next. Started with the Trios Dames and that's exactly what's up next.

Solid choice. I am lucky to have someone who sends me crooked stave from CO for tallgrass. Everything Ive had from them is top notch. Cant wait for the nightmare on brett street to get here next month

 

[bob1852]

I think notcapebrewing is lost again.

 

[McBrewskie]

Every word was... What didn't you understand?

Ps. Tørst ain't playin'. Dammmmmmn. Sollllllid tap list.

Bottle list is nuts but that's not how I'm rollin' tonight.

Ballast point. Yum.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ballast point. Yum.

Okay... Seriously? You need to turn in your fuqing man-card immediately. Anyone who says "yum" should have a vagina.

See below. I win!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think notcapebrewing is lost again.

Try all you want ******. I apologized sincerely and profusely to Tex... The banning ain't comin'

 

[bob1852]

Okay... Seriously? You need to turn in your fuqing man-card immediately. Anyone who says "yum" should have a vagina.

See below. I win!!!!

Worse than fin describing a beer as "beautiful"?

 

[finsfan]

Worse than fin describing a beer as "beautiful"?

If you have had it, you would say the same thing

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Yum" is way, way worse than " beautiful"

End of discussion