Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

I'll also add that I did watch that game and it was great comeback by the Pats to win it. Brady led a great drive, albeit on his third attempt, to win the game. But just a few moments after the winning drive, I turned to my wife and told her, "The media is going to be sucking Brady's dick all week after this."

Sure enough, Peter King runs off a million word article on MMQB. Nothing but passing mention of the failed 4th down conversion and the INT, the Pats defense which deserve 90% of the credit for the win, or the Saints which deserve 100% of the blame for celebrating too early and losing the game. No, no, no. It's all about how amazing "Tom Terrific" is. Puke.

 

[Darwin18]

Somebodies getting anxious about this weekends game. Trust me, I wanted the pats to lose just as much as you did but that last drive was pretty prefect. Yeah the saints gave them the game when they didnt get a 1st down, and also when one of the corners threw a pats WR out of bounds with 30 some seconds left, but the pats still made the plays to win.

I wouldnt brag too much about beating the falcons, they suck this year. I do hope the jets beat the pats this weekend. As unlikely at that is, crazier things have happened this year. Did you see St. Louis sunday? And lets not give the pats too much credit either, they aren't as good as the Chiefs this year.

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

 

[finsfan]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed four Geno Smith picks to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

Its tough to say, but I hope you're right.

 

[bluemoose]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

 

[Darwin18]

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

The only delusion is the Pats being anywhere near competitive this weekend.

Ooo...I'm so afraid of Aaron Dobson and Julian Edleman....said no one ever.

The only thing they have going for them is their defense, and with Talib, Wilfork, and now likely Mayo out, they're toast.

They'll be trying to come up for excuses this point next week when Miami has their way with them too.

 

[Accidic]

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

Jaguars I *MIGHT* give you but seriously? That's absurd even for you.

Nahhhhhh... Amendola is tough as nails... should be back any second.

This isn't a conspiracy. Outside of say, Percy Harvin, Danny Amendola is one of the most injury prone WRs in the league. He's like a stick man made out of matches in a sandpaper factory.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

I'm pretty sure I heard the Twilight Zone theme playing in the background after reading that post. Congratulations.

This isn't the delusional football trash talk thread.

Where the hell have you been? All I've seen are delusions and Trash sans talk in this thread since I got here.

 

[motobrewer]

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

I think you meant to say:

The football team of some college I never went to just rolled the the football team of a different college I never went to for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

 

[Punity]

Not one Jets player, coach, or fan is worried about the Pats this weekend. We all know that Pats will go down this weekend. Their offense is wildly over-rated, and they needed three Geno Smith picks and a Jets fumble to win a 13-10 game. There's no Vince Wilfork in this game either. Amendola is injured (AGAIN) and Talib is likely out as well.

Brady can't throw, catch, run, or defend the ball on every play. Jets win this one easily, with style, and as always with class. I eagerly await every zoomed in camera shot of Brady with that pained, whinny look on his face after every sack.

This coming from a man who's team just got rolled by a winless gutless Steelers team?

 

[Krovitz]

Ooo...I'm so afraid of Aaron Dobson and Julian Edleman....said no one ever.

And Pats fans are so afraid of....uhh...gimme a minute...um.. Well I'm sure one of your players will suck less than the rest by the end of the season.

 

[Darwin18]

This coming from a man who's team just got rolled by a winless gutless Steelers team?

Trap game, and 19-6 is not getting "rolled".

 

[Darwin18]

And Pats fans are so afraid of....uhh...gimme a minute...um.. Well I'm sure one of your players will suck less than the rest by the end of the season.

Mohammed Wilkerson and Sheldon Richardson. Take some notes here. They'll be taking Brady to the ground all afternoon on Sunday.

 

[bluemoose]

Mohammed Wilkerson and Sheldon Richardson. Take some notes here. They'll be taking Brady to the ground all afternoon on Sunday.

What color is the sky in your world?

 

[Punity]

What color is the sky in your world?

Easy GREEN!!!

 

[Punity]

Trap game, and 19-6 is not getting "rolled".

Yea I'd tell myself that to. Justify all you can.

 

[Accidic]

And Pats fans are so afraid of....uhh...gimme a minute...um.. Well I'm sure one of your players will suck less than the rest by the end of the season.

You're making this harder than it has to be. "Pats fans are so afraid of..." Brady catching the injury bug from Amendola and being out for the rest of the season again. The chances of even a Cassel like performance out of Mallet although he at least has a 5-1 head start.

Yea I'd tell myself that to. Justify all you can.

Well, to be fair, there was that Mock story about Tomlin threatening to kill lots of Kittens if they didn't win. After posting the true story about the Browns being in first place, it's not that unfathomable that the one about Tomlin was true too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Arizona +7? Take the points, easy money. Gonna be a struggle tonight.

 

[dirtybasementbrew]

Arizona +7? Take the points, easy money. Gonna be a struggle tonight.

Seattle bests them up pretty good. Arizona won't score!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just took Sidney Rice out if my line up

 

[finsfan]

Just took Sidney Rice out if my line up

Hoppy-est move you've made. Turned your back on your "own team"

 

[bob1852]

Arizona +7? Take the points, easy money. Gonna be a struggle tonight.

Seattle bests them up pretty good. Arizona won't score!

Took Seattle -6.5. I hate betting against the Cards though. They usually wind up fecking me.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Took Seattle -6.5. I hate betting against the Cards though. They usually wind up fecking me.

Looking like a good bet now.

Russell Wilson MVP

 

[ChshreCat]

I took Sidney Rice off my team...

to make room for Percy Harvin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoooooops

 

[bluemoose]

Looking like a good bet now.

Russell Wilson MVP

You sure?

 

[ChshreCat]

Dammit. Seahawks have played great. Cardinals have played horrible. But a couple stupid mistakes and it's only a touchdown lead and Arizona thinks they're in it still. They should be totally demoralized right now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You sure?

You put that sack on him or something? You should learn sports

 

[bluemoose]

You could make a case that he is MVL, but probably not MVP.

 

[ChshreCat]

Russell Wilson is an android.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You could make a case that he is MVL, but probably not MVP.

You lost me, or it's not funny...

 

[ChshreCat]

Richard Sherman gets CLOCKED and he pops up and hugs the guy that did it. He's the class of the NFL, I tell ya.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Richard Sherman gets CLOCKED and he pops up and hugs the guy that did it. He's the class of the NFL, I tell ya.

Then he makes a hall of fame (snicker) play to deny the 2pt try.

 

[ChshreCat]

Ok, this was funny...

 

[Punity]

Ok, this was funny...

Saw that live and laughed. Wtf people!

 

[ChshreCat]

Saw that live and laughed. Wtf people!

Mas tequila before heading to the game, I think.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok, this was funny...

Dude ZJ... duh!

 

[Punity]

Mas tequila before heading to the game, I think.

Doubt that this was the only thing. Anyone see the pink clad kid rock?

 

[dirtybasementbrew]

Arizona scored 22 how!!!!

 

[bluemoose]

You lost me, or it's not funny...

No, you just suck.

 

[Punity]

Arizona scored 22 how!!!!

Charity

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think it would be weird if the NFL began giving out the Tom Brady Award... Kinda like they have the Walter Payton Man of the Year award... They should give out the Tom Brady Award and it'll go to the beat QB in the league. Mayyyyyybe it would be a little awkward to see him win his own award for the years he is still in the league but ... I don't think it is that big of a deal.