Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Now imagine this if you will...

You haven't had beer in over 6 months. You'd love to have had some, but it's all gone. None in the stores. None in the bars. It's been hot and dry. Finally beer is coming. You get excited! Beer! Beer is on the way! Your beer arrives and you sit down on the couch with your favorite glass, pull it out of the bag and it's a lukewarm can of stale Miller Lite. You know that's all there is so you choke it down and try to pretend you like it but you're just left hoping you can have some real beer soon.

THAT is preseason football.

Your mom

 

[bluemoose]

So I just caught the preseason Seahawk football contest. It's preseason like I said before and I don't want ton invest too much into it. BUT I happened to notice the opposing team's player's backups will be bagging groceries next month while the Hawks second and third string squads are merely patiently waiting for their hall of fame induction. Let's not jump to conclusions here, but I simply can't imagine a scenario where Hawks don't win it all. Ink them in

Um, entire team suspended for the year for PED use? That is a plausible scenario. Ink it in!

 

[Cape Brewing]

36- time reigning champion of ESPN's Worst of the Worst..... Buttfumble.

That is all

 

[WesleyS]

36- time reigning champion of ESPN's Worst of the Worst..... Buttfumble.

That is all

And if anyone doesn't remember.
[ame]http://youtu.be/qxBEHWFYzbM[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

LoL... It's funny cuz it happened

 

[CGVT]

Don't forget to vote to keep it at the top and in our conciousness

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/polls/_/category/13

 

[HoppyDaze]

Chip Kelly is going to embarrass Belichick tonight.

 

[finsfan]

Chip Kelly is going to embarrass Belichick tonight.

thats an embarrassment

 

[day_trippr]

Ah, yes, predictably our Resident Without A Clue thinks the first games of the pre-season actually mean...well, anything. And that's just sad.

Nobody ever won anything by winning a preseason scrimmage...Even if they won all of them...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

surely you can support this notion with some sort of Tom Brady passing statistic?

 

[finsfan]

surely you can support this notion with some sort of Tom Brady passing statistic?

thats cute, so is routing for your "beloved" eagles coach ( you do remember he left oregon right?)

 

[day_trippr]

surely you can support this notion with some sort of Tom Brady passing statistic?

It thinks Brady will play tonight.
THAT is cute!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

thats cute, so is routing for your "beloved" eagles coach ( you do remember he left oregon right?)

Yes I support a great football coach who is innovative, helps the game evolve and brings excitement to every game... even though he no longer coaches the great Oregon Ducks.

 

[finsfan]

Yes I support a great football coach who is innovative, helps the game evolve and brings excitement to every game... even though he no longer coaches the great Oregon Ducks.

hahaha but the eagles?! come on now, he still has vick around, thats not very innovative

 

[HoppyDaze]

says the guy from kansas who roots for a team that wears baby blue and orange. gtfo

 

[Punity]

Well at least sanchez is a constant haha.

 

[finsfan]

says the guy from kansas who roots for a team that wears baby blue and orange. gtfo

thats better than rooting for a team solely because the coach was with your colleges program for 4 years, bandwagon much?

 

[Punity]

Tebow Tebow Tebow!!!!

 

[j1laskey]

Wow !!!! Tebow STILL sucks on TMDTOTM .....proving he sucks

 

[finsfan]

he completed one pass! at this rate he could have 100 by the end of this year!

 

[j1laskey]

Oh sh*t tebow just ran for a first down.....I gotta get down to Foxboro and get my jersey

 

[stratslinger]

Hope Mallet heals up quick. They just announced Tim Tebow and the New England Patriots are on top by 9, and I puked in my mouth a little. Tebow needs to ride the pine.

 

[ChshreCat]

"The Pine" is Strat's nickname for his ass.

 

[HoppyDaze]

thats better than rooting for a team solely because the coach was with your colleges program for 4 years, bandwagon much?

Lol. What?

 

[hopstupid]

Yes I support a great football coach who is innovative, helps the game evolve and brings excitement to every game... even though he no longer coaches the great Oregon Ducks.

ducks never won anything under kelly

National Championships: 0

NCAA Sanctions: 1

 

[HoppyDaze]

ducks never won anything under kelly

National Championships: 0

NCAA Sanctions: 1

RoseBowl and Fiesta Bowl trophies are nothing? What has your **** ass team done lately?

Everyone hates it when a news quad joins the elite. Your hate makes me happy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

ducks never won anything under kelly

National Championships: 0

NCAA Sanctions: 1

Maybe your sister has a thing for fat football coaches and it doesn't sit right?

 

[HoppyDaze]

give me some tit coach!

 

[stratslinger]

So, how long until final cut-downs?

Or, as I hope to call it, "the day Tebow is no longer a Patriot."

 

[corkybstewart]

ROLL TIDE
Pretty much says it all