Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

I agree, watching Wilson stink in 2013 will Make Violent Puking

Real Mature

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Real Mature

I always strive to be mature.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I always strive to be mature.

I doubt your balls will ever drop of they haven't by now...

 

[McBrewskie]

Russell Wilson MVP? Lol. QBs in the NFC that could be MVP? Umm, Rodgers and Kaep. Though Wilson is probably next after that.

 

[Punity]

Bwahahahaha

 

[lofton88]

Yeah Rodgers could get MVP next year but let's not be foolish. It is all PFM's to loose. The duke has set him up good!

 

[Accidic]

If a healthy Crabs in 2013 doesn't have numbers in the top 10 of WRs I'll never post in this thread again.

I've never thought of "Crabs" as healthy and that has got to be the absolute worse nickname in the history of nicknames.

Wilson will likely not ever be an MVP as he seems to be a proficient game manager than a barn burning quarterback. Nothing wrong with that mind you and it is working for them... Just no chance of him ever hoisting that award.

As for Kaep, I don't doubt he'll end up being a good quarterback when all is said and done but I foresee a bit of a sophomore (I realize it's technically his third year but really only his second starting) slump this year. At least I'm anticipating that saving me from Landscaping duty this year.

 

[stratslinger]

If a healthy Crabs in 2013 doesn't have numbers in the top 10 of WRs I'll never post in this thread again.

"healthy Crabs"?

Did you really just say that???

Pants. On. Head.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Russell Wilson MVP? Lol. QBs in the NFC that could be MVP? Umm, Rodgers and Kaep. Though Wilson is probably next after that.

Kaepernick will only win the MVP if the better QBs in the NFC (Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Wilson, and maybe Stafford) all crap the bed.

 

[ChshreCat]

Kaepernick will only win the MVP if the better QBs in the NFC (Rodgers, Brees, Ryan, Wilson, and maybe Stafford) all crap the bed.

(Manning, Griffin, Cutler, Newton)

 

[ChshreCat]

(Ponder, Romo)

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

(Ponder, Romo)

Haha brilliant!!

 

[ChshreCat]

(Kitna, Hill, Campbell, Grossman)

 

[ChshreCat]

Have I missed anyone?

 

[Punity]

Freeman

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Freeman

Freddie Freeman is a good first baseman

Oh wait am I in the right thread?

 

[ChshreCat]

Alex Smith?

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Alex Smith?

He's in the AFC. Or I'd agree with you.

You did forget Ron Mexico though.

 

[Punity]

Hugh Milen

 

[Accidic]

I still maintain Dallas should pick up Tebow (or SD to a lesser degree). Since Romo chokes after acquiring leads, Tebow to come in and close games with a lead in the fourth would virtually guarantee them that weak ass division win every year.

 

[day_trippr]

Tebow is seriously damaged goods, imo, and I don't think NFL players have much respect for him at this point. He'd be a handicap to any team that picks him up. Which is why he'll likely end up a male model...

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

Have I missed anyone?

Palmer.

 

[Accidic]

On account of what exactly? The media circle jerk? How is that terribly different from the fail that is Romo? He's been a laughing stock for far longer and Ryan finally actually won a playoff game. From what I see, they're made for each other.

 

[McBrewskie]

Lol. At all the trolling on Kaep.

 

[Punity]

I think balances out psychotic homerism well

 

[bluemoose]

Good morning. Patriots rule, your team sucks. No discussion necessary.

 

[stratslinger]

Ahhh... Like a breath of fresh air. Thanks for a moment of intelligence, bluemoose.

Oh wait, I can hear the short bus coming now. Time to clear back out.

 

[Accidic]

Speaking of homerism...

 

[Punity]

Only a matter of time

 

[bluemoose]

Ahhh... Like a breath of fresh air. Thanks for a moment of intelligence, bluemoose.

Oh wait, I can hear the short bus coming now. Time to clear back out.

I'm here to help.