Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

Gonna be much tougher this year having to play against Kevin , and Mark Sanchise twice. Just hoping we can make the playoffs

At least Brandon Moore's ass isn't going to be a factor in our two 2013 match ups.

 

[Lazarous]

Ok punity,

The 9ers are the best team ever, all other teams shouldn't bother showing up...there! I'm so funny! Did you see what I did there? I just said my team is better than yours! That makes me funny!

 

[HoppyDaze]

lol... You, i know wears a hockey helmet.

lol!!!!!!

 

[Lazarous]

lol!!!!!!

Poor grammar is funny, good call!

 

[Cape Brewing]

How is that poor grammar? "You" is the subject that is being addressed and "I know wears a..." is the statement.


The grammar is perfectly fine. He's just too retarded to understand it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Hey mawww!!! This here fella done used a sentence structure I ain't done reckon I heard before! Him stupid and I goes to laugh on these here intro-webs!!!! Hee-yuck!!!"

 

[bob1852]

The grammar is perfectly fine. He's just too Hoppy to understand it.

Troo dat.

 

[Lazarous]

Go back to grammar school smart guy, your retarded.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Troo dat.

Damn... I should have gone that route originally. Damn it. I hate leaving stuff like that on the table.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go back to grammar school smart guy, your retarded.

LOL!! Ok. Lemme see... You and HOPPY are the authorities now?? LOL. I'll take my chances thanks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The grammar is perfectly fine. He's just too retarded to understand it.

Yeah...I totally didn't get that sweet hockey helmet burn.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah...I totally didn't get that sweet hockey helmet burn.

I meant the grammar form Einstein.

Please tell me this is all an online schtick you go with.

 

[Punity]

I meant the grammar form Einstein.

Please tell me this is all an online schtick you go with.

Are you still holding out hope?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you still holding out hope?

No... Sadly, I'm really not.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I meant the grammar form Einstein.

Please tell me this is all an online schtick you go with.

I said nothing of your grammar...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I said nothing of your grammar...

There HAS to be some crayons within a 50 foot radius you could be playing with. How about you draw a cool horse or something. Maybe one that shoots lasers out of it's eyes!

 

[HoppyDaze]

your playground trash talk is about as stale as your team's relevance.

 

[day_trippr]

Go back to grammar school smart guy, your retarded.

Irony. It's everywhere you look...

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Irony. It's everywhere you look...

Cheers!

Its not fair when you point it out, they have to learn on their own.

 

[motobrewer]

wow.

meeting of the f--king minds going on in this thread.

 

[motobrewer]

this thread is the reason homebrewing should be illegal.

 

[ChshreCat]

Since everyone here loves when I post pictures and I know you're all secret Dick Sherman fans...

 

[Accidic]

wow.

meeting of the f--king minds going on in this thread.

Following the trend eh?



Also, who the bloody hell is Richard Sherman?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Following the trend eh?



Also, who the bloody hell is Richard Sherman?

That's Mr. Richard Sherman to you...he's better at life than you.

 

[Accidic]

With his paycheck he d@mn well oughta be. That said, I'm far less of an a$$hat than he is so I figure it roughly evens itself out so long as I'm content being poor.

 

[motobrewer]

Richard Sherman will be parking cars by 2020.

Now THAT'S a relevant fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

usually Stanford grads end up parking cars after their football career....nice try

 

[philrose]

I,for one, LOVE it when people hate on Sherman...I mean just because it fuels him to destroy all of your QBs' passer ratings.

Adderall got nuthin on shoulder chips.

 

[philrose]

With his paycheck he d@mn well oughta be. That said, I'm far less of an a$$hat than he is so I figure it roughly evens itself out so long as I'm content being poor.

Look, I'm not saying that NFL league minimums, incentives, possible endorsements and the like are chump change...I also am sure that dude will get a nice deal in the next year and a half....

That statement shows that people who rip on Sherman don't follow the Seahawks at all. Sherman earns a 5th round pick's rookie deal. Its south of 500k. Every hawk fan here in Washington remembers the pleasant surprise of Sherman working out when the starters went down including vets and guys drafted above him.

Seahawks>You.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't remember seeing anyone hate on Sherman because they thought he wasn't a decent cornerback. I think people Hate on him because he's a fckin punk who talks like he's got ten years of a Hall of Fame career under his belt. He's had one good year and he's power jerking off, fire-hose spraying **** all over himself every time he makes a fckin tackle. If any Seahawk fan ever met Sherman "in his hood", they would immediately piss themselves, roll up the window, lock the door and drive away as fast as possible but since he is on the one Seahawk team in the last... what... 20 years that didn't absolutely suck camel balls, all of a sudden Sherman is a super cool guy. Pfft. Please. Dude is a Compton thug with one decent season under his belt to go along with a pile of "everyone look at me!!! I'm a total dchebag!!!" moments.