Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

I agree. It's like Tommy Lasorda being a Dodger, as a Giants fan I hate him, as a villain I love him. Seattle v Niners needed Bwah and Carroll to be a real rivalry. Who'd have thought that they'd be the best defensive rivalry in the NFL with Pitt and Baltimore joining the geriatric circuit.

Well you can't stop time haha. I hope Petey watches the St. LOUIS tapes on repeat to stop you guys. Although 13 pts last meeting wasn't exactly a blowout

 

[McBrewskie]

If coming back from down 31-3 to tie the game doesn't show "heart"... ...

I mean, say what you want about New England and the reasons why they lost last night, but "lack of heart" sure as **** ain't one of them.

I'm not sure you call San Fran much of an "underdog," anyway. Not a person in New England thought this was going to be an easy game.

So, your whole statement is pretty much 100% wrong.

This. Lol at anyone talking Brady having no heart. I was an unreasonable ******* last night starting right after Brady marched the Pats down for their second TD because I thought the Pats were gonna win the game. I became much more reasonable after the game.:cross:

 

[McBrewskie]

Well you can't stop time haha. I hope Petey watches the St. LOUIS tapes on repeat to stop you guys. Although 13 pts last meeting wasn't exactly a blowout

13 points. Your great defense and our ****ty QB!

 

[Punity]

13 points. Your great defense and our ****ty QB!

Hey hey hey #4 in QB rating that ****ty QB was haha.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Haha! How can I talk trash after that?? They played like crap.

They played like absolutely **** for 35 minutes and like the best team in the league for about 25. Play of the game was the kickoff return after the Pats had tied it up; you could feel that all of New England's momentum just evaporated. They call the blitz, get the ball to Crabtree, and Arrington (who's not a good player but usually a good tackler) missed the tackle. Sucked. We better hope that Dennard gets healthy, and Talib stays healthy.

The "pundits" are decrying Belichick's decision to go for it on 4th-and-2 on what, the 12 yard line, but I believe 100% that it was the right call. It's what, a 50/50 proposition (maybe 40/60) that any team converts in that situation, and with how New England was playing, you've got to figure the odds were better than that. Much rather take that gamble, they potentially have 2:30 to play with the timeouts and the 2-minute warning to get a touchdown, than to punt, and then burn all the timeouts, and they hope that we can force a 3-and-out, and then get the ball back, AGAIN probably deep in our own territory, but with no timeouts and still needing a TD.

Funny how NE fans chalk up loses to "playing crappy" instead of playing a better team. I'll give some credit where it's due, unlike any NE fan in the history of ever, NE did make a nice comeback after getting man-handled; most teams in the NFL would have gave up. I will point out that SF played pretty awful on offense in the beginning. They couldn't take a snap under center without fumbling the damn ball.

No way Seattle beats NE in NE. The Clink is an abomination. They built that stadium with acoustics to funnel noise down onto the field. It's the biggest homefield advantage in all of sports.

It's almost like someone considered relevant factors with designing the stadium, weird

Yeah, they play a great style of ball, and they have a huge advantage at home. Still they'll be beat. They played 2 unbelievably ****ty teams back to back and reveled in running up the score. Pete Carroll might be the worst sport in all of professional sports, who the **** runs a fake punt up by 30. I hope if the Niners have the opportunity to run it up, if they win as it will be a tough game, but if they do I hope they run it up big. Would love to see Pete get a Sean Peyton leg break on the sidelines.

It was an "automatic". Pete Carroll simply forgot to call if off. Yes, his crime was not calling off a fake punt while in the midst of getting playing time for second stringers and making calls suited for the new units. Bunch of thin skinned *******...it's the damn NFL.

Frank Gore >> Marshawn Lynch. Although we all know that Lynch is the hardest hitter in football.

I'll also take San Fran's new QB over Russell Wilson.

There certainly are similarities between the squads, but San Fran's proven that they can win big games on the road. They also went deep in the playoffs last year, and SHOULD have made it to the Super Bowl.

Gore over Lynch LOL gtfo. You are a stat guy, right? No praise for Wilson, just that he's not as good as SF's QB. Hater

Normally I agree, but running a fake punt is just plain dirty. Pete Carroll is a fuckstick, always has been. Just embrace him as your fuckstick.

see above; read it twice...

I don't get why on earth you would show off the design of your fake-punt play. Why would you put that on tape for other teams to study? If you want to go for it on fourth down from midfield, **** it, who care... but why would you give other teams the opportunity to study and prepare for your trick plays?

You don't get it.

 

[neko]

Maybe this was brought up a few pages back but I didn't see it.


Anyone else notice when they were shooting off the flares to remember the victims of Newtown. They cut to fans and players watching the flares and some coming close to tears. Then they cut the camera to Brady and he's trying to clear his nose with the snot rocket technique. I wonder why they quickly cut away from Brady???

 

[motobrewer]

you can't spell "one and done" without "patriots f--king blow".

 

[motobrewer]

also, did anyone else see Brandon Marshall crying during his press conference!??!

that was glorious.

 

[bluemoose]

you can't spell "one and done" without "patriots f--king blow".

You can't spell "fat homo" without "Moto"

 

[Punity]

you can't spell "one and done" without "patriots f--king blow".

God how bad were your primary schools?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats are still awesome. Cant see them losing again this year

 

[Roadliner]

There are only two teams worth cheering for... Your favorite team (long as it isn't the Patriots) and any team beating the Pats

 

[user 574]

I think i just met my new wife from Canada in Seattle airport. 33 yr old German girl and makes more $ than i do. Wondering of Trista is her real name... Mmmm

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think i just met my new wife from Canada in Seattle airport. 33 yr old German girl and makes more $ than i do. Wondering of Trista is her real name... Mmmm

Ain't no woman wit a 1-900 numbah!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think i just met my new wife from Canada in Seattle airport. 33 yr old German girl and makes more $ than i do. Wondering of Trista is her real name... Mmmm

Give her the shocker. If she screams "no", let her go. If she screams "more please" it was meant to be. German girls get nasty...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jake Locker is terrible, but what do you expect from a Fuskie...

 

[Punity]

Jake Locker is terrible, but what do you expect from a Fuskie...

Oh my we really wanna get into this, not really a debate, Harrington I rest my case. But please enlighten me to the pedigree of Duck Qbs to grace the nfl

 

[ChshreCat]

Pats are still awesome. Cant see them losing again this year

Oh, I'm sure you'll get cable turned back on in time for the next game...

 

[Punity]

Best MNF game ending ever

 

[troyh]

The Jets are so bad the Patriots could beat them (maybe only by 3, though). 5 turnovers, 14 penalties, can't get organized or do basic procedural stuff right, playing Tebow.... Rex Ryan should go get some f'ing snacks (and a new job).

 

[day_trippr]

^^^ Look who peeked in his shorts and discovered he still had a pair :rockin:

Fans of division leading teams with at least 10 wins raise your hands!

No, not most of you.

Cheers!

 

[troyh]

Fans of division leading teams with at least 10 wins raise your hands!

No, not most of you.

Cheers!

Raise your hand if your team leads a division containing Buffalo, NY Jets and Miami. Congrats, you're the tallest midget.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh my we really wanna get into this, not really a debate, Harrington I rest my case. But please enlighten me to the pedigree of Duck Qbs to grace the nfl

So wait, you actually think Locker is the same caliber as Harrington? I know you really don't, but its funny you posted that

 

[HoppyDaze]

....

 

[Lazarous]

Raise your hand if your team leads a division containing Buffalo, NY Jets and Miami. Congrats, you're the tallest midget.

Haha so true! The AFC east is sh**! Don't get me wrong the pats are tough (hey cape this is what giving credit when it's due looks like) but they are the only team in that division that would beat a CFL team....also how about them 49ers! Every other team sucks!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why would I give credit to crappy teams?? Which... every other team is compared to the Pats. The 9'rs caught the Pats on a night where the Pats played like absolute crap and the Pats still almost beat them. The Pats caughed the ball up four times, were down by four touchdowns, were playing like total *&%$ and STILL tied the game up and almost won. Total fluke the Pats turn the ball over that many times.

 

[bluemoose]

Raise your hand if your team leads a division containing Buffalo, NY Jets and Miami. Congrats, you're the MDTOTM.

Sure, but the Pats have played the toughest schedule in the AFC.

http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/afcsosag.html

 

[motobrewer]

pats blow. shocking that it took them 13 weeks to win that division.

 

[Cape Brewing]

pats blow. shocking that it took them 13 weeks to win that division.

One of the most explosive offenses in the history of the game.

They on pace to just-miss the most points ever scored in an NFL season and just hung 34 on the "best D in the league" in a matter of minutes in the second half the other night.

Admit it... you sleep a little better at night knowing that pile of crap Pack D doesn't have to face the Pats unless the Packers make it to the Super Bowl.

 

[motobrewer]

They on pace to just-miss the most points ever scored in an NFL season and just hung 34 on the "best D in the league" in a matter of minutes in the second half the other night.

only because the 49ers went on "prevent" scheme before halftime. when it's 31 to 3 your brain just automatically turns to that - but unfortunately there was still 3/4 of a game left to play.