Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HornetSparky]

coincidentally it's the same parts of the country where people marry their cousins

Wow. Lovely. I suppose the thread is labeled appropriately.

 

[stratslinger]

Even ESPN... who HATES the Pats is finally getting the idea right...

Not everyone at ESPN hates the Pats.

Just sayin'...

EDIT: Aaaand I just noticed the commentary Cape inserted into those power rankings. Nice!

 

[bob1852]

Not everyone at ESPN hates the Pats.

Just sayin'...

EDIT: Aaaand I just noticed the commentary Cape inserted into those power rankings. Nice!

Cape didn't do that. ESPN is so full of hacks, they actually hired moto.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Lovely. I suppose the thread is labeled appropriately.

Your inexperience fails you young Jedi... Follow your instincts. Let it flow from deep within. Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country". Uuuuuuse the force Sparky. Uuuuuuse the force.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country".

I know, I know! And it's not just cousins the **** up there either; uncles, sisters, cattle, they're all game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how many Lorax jokes people in moto's town get in a given day.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wilson, Luck vs. same seven opponents

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

i meant no harm. I most truly did not. But i had
to grow bigger. So bigger i got. I biggered my
factory. I biggered my roads. I biggered my
wagons. I biggered the loads of the thneeds i
shipped out. I was shippping them forth to the
south! To the east! To the west! To the north! I
went right on biggering...selling more thneeds.
And i biggered my money, which everyone needs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... That's not what I was talking about

 

[motobrewer]

i don't know what a lorax joke is because i'm older than 7.

er, sorry cape - I'm older than "this many"

 

[motobrewer]

Your inexperience fails you young Jedi... Follow your instincts. Let it flow from deep within. Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country". Uuuuuuse the force Sparky. Uuuuuuse the force.

what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Yeah... That's not what I was talking about

So.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.

Pfft. Please. College football ba-lows.

I was tryin to help the little fella. He's in here... all alone, with three widdle posts to his name. Poor guy. I was just trying help. Cause thats what i do. I'm a helper.

 

[Lazarous]

i don't know what a lorax joke is because i'm older than 7.

er, sorry cape - I'm older than "this many"

Ha!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Wilson, Luck vs. same seven opponents

Ya know, it makes me throw up a little to agree with you, but Wilson and RGIII are probably the top two rookie QBs this year, at least from what I've seen and their statistical comparisons. If the season ended today, it'd be hard to argue with either of those two winning ROY.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think all three are having ROY type seasons...too bad there's only one award; no way Wilson gets it being the least ESPN hyped of the three.

 

[Punity]

I know that Luck has to pass it more but Jesus 21 total turnovers sometimes I feel like the colts are winning inspite of Luck trying to throw the game away

 

[the_bird]

Keep in mind, though... Luck has taken a team with two freakin' wins last year and brought them - almost singlehandedly - to 8-4 and likely in the playoffs. Seattle was still a seven-win team last year, and I'd argue that the biggest chunk of their improvement this year has been defensively. Washington, they only won five games in 2011 but that's a team that has been underperforming their talent level until this year.

Luck's also been dealing with the pressure of playing as the #1 overall pick and replacing one of the best QBs of his generation.

Russell Wilson's overall numbers have been better than Luck, but if I'm starting a franchise today I'm still deciding between Luck and RGIII. RGIII deserves the ROY award, but those two guys still go 1-2 if they redid the draft. Cleveland takes Russell Wilson over Weeden, but Miami probably sticks with Tannehill.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration

 

[motobrewer]

Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration

the fact is relevant.

the source is not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

123

 

[motobrewer]

i can't 'tube at work. well, i can, but it's severely throttled.

i caught the title though...very clever.

 

[Punity]

123

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQt_xFOGN8

Can't see mobile either guess I'll chuckle for no reason

 

[motobrewer]

laughing at jokes you don't get is a clear sign......


you know what? It's just easier to call you an idiot.

 

[Punity]

laughing at jokes you don't get is a clear sign......

you know what? It's just easier to call you an idiot.

Sigh I really don't have to go back and dig up your retarded ass do I because its well documented.

 

[motobrewer]

Sigh I really don't have to go back and dig up your retarded ass do I because its well documented.

i rest my case.

 

[Punity]

i rest my case.

Good don't want you to hurt yourself.

 

[motobrewer]

stop giving me more evidence - do you know how much paperwork is involved in un-resting my case??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you two done with your little make-out session yet?

Pats are awesome... everyone else's team sucks. Just reminding everyone

 

[Punity]

Are you two done with your little make-out session yet?

Pats are awesome... everyone else's team sucks. Just reminding everyone

Cape keeping the thread on a even keel