Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Playing in the wildcard playoffs would be a good scrimmage. Who Pitt or INDY? Oh wait... Cincy? wtf they still have a chance?

 

[HoppyDaze]

just wow

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Post Season Discussion here, just move along.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Post Season Discussion here, just move along.

(nodding in agreement)

Yeah Hoppy... sorry... doesn't look like 7-9 is going to cut it in terms of sneaking into the playoffs. sorry dude.

 

[the_bird]

The AFC East is pretty much done, hoping the Pat's beat MIA. Houston has a pretty easy ending schedule and Ray Lewis will be up in his Lark again with a tough schedule. Denver could slide in. I seem to remember a couple of years ago they weren't all up on having a bye week which I think is stupid. The Pat's have an easy division. I do think they need the challenge of a SF. I think I may be swaying.

Miami's getting better. I'm not too worried about this week, and I don't see the Phins winning the division any time soon, but I wouldn't be surprised to see them be a wildcard team next year. Tannehill's a pretty good young QB, Reggie Bush is good, the defense is pretty decent (gotta worry a little bit about Cameron Wake this week)... I mean, they've got to get some playmakers, but I'm more worried about Miami in the next few years than I am about Buffalo or the JETS.

 

[bob1852]

Are the Cardinals still undefeated? Oh, they're just undefeated against the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are the Cardinals still undefeated? Oh, they're just undefeated against the Patriots.

And you should cherish that Week Two Regular Season Win trophy for eva and eva.

 

[dataz722]

Don't worry. Baltimore is going to lose at least 2 out of the last 5 games.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't worry. Baltimore is going to lose at least 2 out of the last 5 games.

BLAHHAAHCHCHC... get that reverse jinx crap outta here!! Mr. Oh... my team is all stinky and I just know we're gonna lose!

... so when they DO lose you can say, "seeeeeee... I tolllllllld you" (que the "lose music")... bwaaaaaamp... bwaaaaaamp... bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

... or when they win you can say, "Ohhhhhhh wow... I'm soooooo surprised! Buy yay for me!!!!"

You and your kind make me sick Dataz

 

[motobrewer]

i believe that's called, "seattle-ing"

 

[emjay]

You and your kind make me sick Dataz

That's kind of harsh. "Little people" aren't ALL bad...

 

[dataz722]

i believe that's called, "seattle-ing"

That is harsh. Even for in here that is just too mean.

 

[the_bird]

Man, it must suck to be a Philadelphia fan. The Phillies' last win (October 1st) was more recent than the Eagles' (September 30th).

 

[dataz722]

Man, it must suck to be a Philadelphia fan. The Phillies' last win (October 1st) was more recent than the Eagles' (September 30th).

Thank you. I will have to bring that up all day today. I am surrounded by ******* philly fans.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Weren't they spouting off the other year that they were the best team in NFL history before even playing a game? Humility = none.

Queue: Cape


Vince who?:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...s-are-going-to-be-a-dream-team?urn=nfl,wp4302

 

[the_bird]

Weren't they spouting off the other year that they were the best team in NFL history before even playing a game? Humility = none.

Queue: Cape

Vince Young, 2011; "Dream Team!"
Vince Young, 2012; unemployed

 

[Cape Brewing]

There can only be one... And we all know who it is

 

[dataz722]

Vince Young, 2011; "Dream Team!"
Vince Young, 2012; unemployed

That was a dream team compared to this year.

 

[bobbrews]

Some Current Stats

 

[Cape Brewing]

407. That's funny

 

[bobbrews]

That's what happens when you're averaging close to 40 points a game. The Giants will still crush them again if it comes down to it

 

[Lazarous]

407. That's funny

244. That's funny! Your D is so terrible it doesn't even matter how many points you can score! (Against other terrible defenses)

 

[bobbrews]

It's really not that terrible. The average defense for the AFC is 265. The Patriots at 244 are only a game behind the Steelers, Ravens, or Texans.

 

[the_bird]

244. That's funny! Your D is so terrible it doesn't even matter how many points you can score! (Against other terrible defenses)

I'm sorry, are you actually retarded? 244 points allowed over eleven games is 22.2/game.... which actually puts them 13th in the league for points allowed. If you're having difficulty, that means that they're better than average in preventing other teams from scoring.

I'm curious, though - do you have to wear the helmet all the time, or just when you go outside?

 

[motobrewer]

244. That's funny! Your D is so terrible it doesn't even matter how many points you can score! (Against other terrible defenses)

what? yes it does - if they score more points than they give up...they win the game.

 

[Lazarous]

Oh calm down ladies, no need to get your panties in a twist! Just pointing out how average your defense is, 13th in the league is nothing to brag about! Oh and bird, name calling is not something your good at, stick with beating off you get a lot more practice

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh calm down ladies, no need to get your panties in a twist! Just pointing out how average your defense is, 13th in the league is nothing to brag about! Oh and bird, name calling is not something your good at, stick with beating off you get a lot more practice

Actually... What you said was that it was funny how terrible the D was.

So now they're "just average"?

Are you related to Hoppy? I only ask cause he comes out with loads of stupid sht too.

 

[bluemoose]

what? yes it does - if they score more points than they give up...they win the game.[/QUOTE

Be nice, I think he might be related to Hoppy.

Just try to type real slow until he gets it.

 

[dataz722]

I'm curious, though - do you have to wear the helmet all the time, or just when you go outside?

Moto must be loving this. A few more like this and he will be kicked off the short bus.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh and bird, name calling is not something your good at, stick with beating off you get a lot more practice

is he good at it, or just average?