Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Pats are going to lose. That is all...

 

[bobbrews]

Lets compare Picks this week:

ARI vs. ATL
TB vs. CAR
CLE vs. DAL
GB vs. DET
JAC vs. HOU
CIN vs. KC
NYJ vs. STL
PHI vs. WAS
NO vs. OAK
SD vs. DEN
IND vs. NE
BAL vs. PIT
CHI vs. SF

 

[McBrewskie]

I think the Colts WIL-FORK over a pile a turnovers this weekend.


(that's gold I don't care what any of you say)

It's gold, but it won't happen. Luck is too good. Pats should win, but Luck will diareaha poo all over that defense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where the EFF is freakin' Dataz??? The fuggin Ravens are the quietest 7-2 team I have seen in years. It's like all of the Raven fans are sitting there holding their breath trying not to jinx it.

Huuuuuge win coming this weekend to usher in the "Leftwich Era" in Pittsburgh.

I'm giddy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's gold, but it won't happen. Luck is too good. Pats should win, but Luck will diareaha poo all over that defense.

You should drink less this early in the day.

 

[McBrewskie]

You should drink less this early in the day.

Maybe you should drink more.

 

[Cape Brewing]

YOU should

 

[McBrewskie]

I fart in the general direction of Norton, MA.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

NE/Indy - battle of two poor defenses. Pat's poor pass D and Indy poor rush D. The over/under is huge. Let's see the God BB mix it up and attack the run D. Indy still hasn't played a good team in a while so seeing Vince running at you unprotected would make anyone freak out. Then again, what's Love got to do with it? Kyle Love.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever. Talib will fix the secondary. Pats win by three TDs

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ducks have Stanford at home this weekend. Last time that happened:

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Talib? Which one do you mean? Aqib or his mom Mrs. Talib? She may be able to take a couple of shots from the stands or out in the parking lot before the game. Nothing like a little bit of gun play to intimidate your oppenent before the game. Pat's by two TD's.

 

[Cape Brewing]

As long as she's on OUR side.

 

[Cape Brewing]

RIDLEY me this.... Who is red, blue and silver and is gonna slaughter the Colts this weekend?

The Pats.


(I am on fire. I can't be stopped!)

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't imagine Andrew Luck getting cocky on Sunday. The Pats entire D-Line WOOD-HEAD butt him in the face and knock his punk azz out.

 

[Punity]

Ducks have Stanford at home this weekend. Last time that happened:

Just stop

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just stop

Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. How retarded.

 

[Punity]

Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. How retarded.

Love college football. Just could nice two S**** about the ducks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don't hate the player son.

 

[Punity]

Sigh

 

[motobrewer]

Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. I do because I"m very retarded.

have fun watching intramural football. maybe while you're on campus you can sign up for a remedial math class. then you might be able to at least quantify your complete failure at life.

 

[motobrewer]

The Pats entire D-Line WOOD suck my HEAD

.

 

[HoppyDaze]

have fun watching intramural football. maybe while you're on campus you can sign up for a remedial math class. then you might be able to at least quantify your complete failure at life.

If I'm failing at life where's that put you?

 

[motobrewer]

um, not failing at life?

man that post must have took every ounce of brainpower you could muster! sit down, have a beer - you deserve it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You're literally too stupid to insult...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think Moto and Hoppy have too stong of a man-love thing going on. Can you two take it to PMs?

It is making the rest of us uncomfortable to watch you two get into your little lovers pretend slap-fights.

"you're schmoopy"

"NO... YOU'RE schmoopy!"

"No, YOU are"

"Tee hee hehehe"


Get a fuggin' room and hump it out

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How do you setup a Poll in this forum. I want to do one for "Who's the man in this situation?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

How do you setup a Poll in this forum. I want to do one for "Who's the man in this situation?"

I say they both catch

 

[motobrewer]

did you just pull a joke from a 1990's sitcom?

your ponytail must be pulled a little too tight. better go hit a coffee shop before it gets worse.

 

[Cape Brewing]

WTF does that even mean?!?!?