Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

"Wow - I hit back button in chrome history yet it it still hit save. WTF. Wonder where else that happened"

Original post was:

Simmer down now. It's Monday & there's no real football going on tonight. <pig squeal> Huuah!

I fee dirty.

 

[motobrewer]

You'd lose that wager. 2010 is only other year from what I gather

do you still not realize how meaningless and random your circle jerk is?? it has absolutely no merit - you can derive no meaningful data from its creation, except that some tool took the time to make it, and other tools think it means "parity".

 

[emjay]

In the graphic, each team has a victory over the team next to it, going clockwise, until it circles back.

If that defines "parity", then pretty much every single season in the entire existence of every other major North American sports league has demonstrated "parity". Even when the same team wins the championship 5+ times in a row. Retarded.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys are stupid, that graphic illustrates parity perfectly. Every team has beaten another team, all the way around to the original, who was then beaten. I don't don't why you guys don't get it. It is a perfect illustration of the league being a pretty level playing field.

 

[stratslinger]

Holy sarcasm, Cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy sarcasm, Cape!

Too obvious??

Damn... I really tried too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Honestly not trash talking with this... just being 100% honest and realistic.... how the FUG does Norv Turner still have a freakin' job?!?! Holy crap!!! What the hell does this guy have to do to get fired??? It's been yeeeeeears of just... horrible gross underacheivement by that team. I freakin' hate the Chargers due to family rivalries and even I feel bad for those fans at this point. You're telling me they can't find ANYONE better? He CAN'T possibly have some huge contract the Chargers are refusing to eat. I don't get it.

 

[Punity]

Nude photos is all I can think of. The team looks lost and Norv trying to act mad was laughable. Just fire him and hire the towel boy it'd be about the same and cheaper.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

If frogs have wings,,,,Texans are the better team and they shut down that weak offensive line.. And that's one reason why the Bears still suck

Mmmmkay. Guess we know that the new guy is gonna hang out in Hoppy and moto's camp; spouting drivel, not understanding the game and getting picked on. Good to meet ya, PSD.

I'll give ya the weak O line though, they're abysmal... on a good day. Still say that the Bears have a better chance of a February rematch against Houston than the Packers. I'm merely basing that on statistics and record, so s'pose that doesn't hold much water with you.

 

[WesleyS]

I'll give ya the weak O line though, they're abysmal... on a good day. Still say that the Bears have a better chance of a February rematch against Houston than the Packers. I'm merely basing that on statistics and record, so s'pose that doesn't hold much water with you.

I'll give the Bears' O this, they did a good job of controlling JJ Watt, something not many other teams have been successful at doing.

 

[motobrewer]

Mmmmkay. Guess we know that the new guy is gonna hang out in Hoppy and moto's camp; spouting drivel, not understanding the game and getting picked on. Good to meet ya, PSD.

i agree with everything you said however

???

 

[HoppyDaze]

Fine. The circle of jerk isn't a difinition of parity but it is, at least, an indicator. Pricks.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I'll give the Bears' O this, they did a good job of controlling JJ Watt, something not many other teams have been successful at doing.

Yeah, and I think it was Carimi who had him most... they did play together at UW, maybe Gabe knew a few tricks to keep Swatt in check.

 

[motobrewer]

Fine. The circle of jerk isn't a difinition of parity but it is, at least, an indicator. Pricks.

NO!! it isn't an indicator of ANYTHING!!!!!

the only thing it indicates is that each team has at least one win and one loss. THAT, my ditch-digging friend, IS FING IT.

no other conclusions can be drawn from your circle jerk, except that you are undoubtedly in the center of it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

NO!! it isn't an indicator of ANYTHING!!!!!

the only thing it indicates is that each team has at least one win and one loss. THAT, my ditch-digging friend, IS FING IT.

no other conclusions can be drawn from your circle jerk, except that you are undoubtedly in the center of it.

Your insults don't make your point correct. You are fvcking dumb. You know nothing of math or statistics. To pass it off as 'absolutely nothing' is retarded

 

[motobrewer]

Your insults don't make your point correct

yes they do

You are fvcking dumb.

that's inaccurate.

You know nothing of math or statistics.

also inaccurate

To pass it off as 'absolutely nothing' is retarded

no, it isn't - it really is "absolutely nothing". you are literally just too dumb to understand that. sorry bro.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree. I think it is totally relevant.

Anyone who doesn't appreciate the statistical relevance is dumb and doesnt understand math.

 

[bluemoose]

Can we at least all agree that Hoppy and the team he rode in on are both totally irrelevent?

Can we also agree that as douchy as the Seahawks are, Hoppy is douchier?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

blah blah blah

You know nothing of...... statistics.

The pot calling the kettle black.

I'm going to thoroughly enjoy watching you two bicker like man and wife while your respective teams finish second in their respective divisions. Apparently in some alter ether, 2nd place is the new 1st.

 

[Punity]

The pot calling the kettle black.

I'm going to thoroughly enjoy watching you two bicker like man and wife while your respective teams finish second in their respective decisions. Apparently in some alter ether, 2nd place is the new 1st.

Ha I see you guys are grabbing mcown. Obviously gearing up for the playoffs in case your starter Campbell gets hurt. There's a winning combo

 

[motobrewer]

yeah totally - can't wait for Jason Campbell to get his first superbowl ri....baaaaaahahahaahhaah!!!

i'm sorry, that was so ridiculous i couldn't even get the whole thing out.

 

[the_bird]

Can we at least all agree that Hoppy and the team he rode in on are both totally irrelevent?

Can we also agree that as douchy as the Seahawks are, Hoppy is douchier?

^^^ All relevant facts.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Ha I see you guys are grabbing mcown. Obviously gearing up for the playoffs in case your starter Campbell gets hurt. There's a winning combo

I know, if Cutler is out for any real time, we're not going to win many more games. In '10 when he had a concussion, he missed one game, that we can survive, more than that and we'll be lucky to be fighting the Seahacks for the WC.

 

[Punity]

I know, if Cutler is out for any real time, we're not going to win many more games. In '10 when he had a concussion, he missed one game, that we can survive, more than that and we'll be lucky to be fighting the Seahacks for the WC.

I'm geitting deja vu of last year bears flying high on borrowed dreams of excellence. then Cutler goes down and the Hawks steamroll them at home.

 

[motobrewer]

I'm geitting deja vu of (every years') bears flying high on borrowed dreams of excellence. then (they suck as always) and the (everyone) steamroll them at home.

i don't know what part of "the bears still suck" nordeast doesn't get.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I'm geitting deja vu of last year bears flying high on borrowed dreams of excellence. then Cutler goes down and the Hawks steamroll them at home.

Yeh, that was bad, Cutler one week, Forte the next.... let's hope that doesn't happen again. Cutler may be many things, tough is one of them, I'm guessing if he doesn't play Monday (you better cheer for us), he'll be back the following Sunday. All signs point to this being a minor concussion, but it's his 6th, so who knows.
On a lighter note, Smith is also battling a concussion and may also miss Monday's game.

i don't know what part of "the bears still suck" nordeast doesn't get.

I don't know what part of "7-2 is better than 6-3" that you don't get. I don't know what part of "you guys lost to f'n Seattle" you don't get. And I'm really confused by the fact that you don't understand "1st place is better that 2nd place". But then again, I couldn't care less, in a perfect world it would be a lot harder for stupid people to get by.

 

[the_bird]

It has to be said, the three QBs who got knocked out with concussions last week are three of the douchiest QBs in the league. Well, maybe not Alex Smith, but if someone HAS to get hurt.. Jay Cutler and Michael-Mike Vick are probably two of your top three choices, right? The NFL Karma Gods were one Philip Rivers head injury from hitting the trifecta.

EDIT: I suppose I could toss Big Ben onto that list, too, although it's a shoulder injury instead of a concussion.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

It has to be said, the three QBs who got knocked out with concussions last week are three of the douchiest QBs in the league. Well, maybe not Alex Smith, but if someone HAS to get hurt.. Jay Cutler and Michael-Mike Vick are probably two of your top three choices, right? The NFL Karma Gods were one Philip Rivers head injury from hitting the trifecta.

EDIT: I suppose I could toss Big Ben onto that list, too, although it's a shoulder injury instead of a concussion.

Whatta 'bout Brady? That guys probably the biggest tool of all the starting QBs out there, all prettyboy and $hit. Guy's a total assbag.

 

[the_bird]

Earlier in the show we had a graphic error in the rundown. We apologize for the mistake. Not sure how it happened. It won't happen again

... SUPPOSEDLY, that was supposed to read "dink and dunk"....

 

[bluemoose]

... SUPPOSEDLY, that was supposed to read "dink and dunk"....

Looks like auto correct got one right for a change!