Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

how is that "parity"?

i wonder, statistically, how easy that graph would be to accomplish.

this is goodell-******* at its finest. and hoppy is just gobbling it up.

man, you are really dumb. Just too stupid to be true

 

[bob1852]

So cape won't confirm nor deny if that was him on TV?

 

[motobrewer]

man, you are really dumb. Just too stupid to be true

is it hard to talk with a mouthfull of goodell?

are you saying that as long as we can construct your "wheel of stupidity" we have "parity"?

even tho, per the "great wheel", each team will only need to win once to construct it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

God, you're dumb

 

[motobrewer]

yes, which is why, instead of explaining it, your only response is, "ur dumb".

"oh no you're too stupid i can't even asplain it to you."

yeah, cool story bro.

 

[HoppyDaze]

yes, which is why, instead of explaining it, your only response is, "ur dumb".

"oh no you're too stupid i can't even asplain it to you."

yeah, cool story bro.

Oh my god, you really need me to explain the graphic to you? Serious?

Team B beats team A, but loses to team C.....all the way through every team in the NFL. It's a perfect example of parity. Sorry it's too radical for you to get.

 

[motobrewer]

HOW is that parity??

example- lets say the bills f--king blow (well, we don't have to imagine very hard), go 1-15....but that ONE win was against the Chiefs.

your stupid wheel can still be constructed - yet the bills still f-ing blow.

perfect "parity" is everyone going 8-8 - NOT that you can somehow create magic wheel of goodell spunk.

keep your mouth open!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hint: it's only week 10

for your profile pic:

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the 11,000 th post can we hold it in person and in the playground? Please. We've only got a couple of posts left.

 

[motobrewer]

Hint: it's only week 10

lol! your "hint" is that it's nearly 2/3rds of the way thru the season?

if we had "parity" your "wheel of poor math" could be constructed after week 2.

also your pic is meaningless to me because I don't look at g*y p*rn.

 

[HoppyDaze]

simply amazing...

 

[motobrewer]

keep the non-sequiturs coming - you still fail at math and life.

 

[Skelator]

That circle was cool 2 years ago, less cool last year, and meaningless this year. Parity is when all teams have a 50/50 chance of winning each week no matter who the opponent is. Could the Titans beat the Texans? Sure (yeah right)... but do it 10 times and its not like the Titans are going to win 5 times. Since you believe in parity, then you'd have to say yes, the Titans would beat the Texans 5 times out of 10.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, no, no, no...Any given Sunday

 

[the_bird]

"Any given Sunday" is not parity. There IS parity this year, but the Circle Of Fail is meaningless. There's about eight teams that all have legitimate shots at the title, almost all of whom have some flaw. None of these teams is heads-and-shoulders better than the others.

Pats
Ravens
Houston
Giants
Bears
Packers
Falcons
San Fran
*maybe* the Broncos

That's parity, *not* the fact that Kansas City somehow managed a win against the Saints so you could complete your circle-jerk. I'd wager you could complete that circle if you looked at most NFL seasons.

 

[the_bird]

Hint: it's only week 10

for your profile pic:

Pick on the little girl with Down Syndrome. Keep it classy, Hoppy. Keep it classy.

 

[motobrewer]

no, bird, don't you get it??? the seahawks beat the patriots, who beat the rams! it's parity!! all teams have at least one win and one loss!!

i think it's fitting that the 11,000 post was dedicated to displaying the vast ignorance of seahawk fans.

 

[motobrewer]

So cape won't confirm nor deny if that was him on TV?

no, he's so afraid of the meme more powerful than you could possibly imagine

altho if it IS him i should think about cropping out the childun...

 

[Cape Brewing]

What the hell are you guys talkin' about? I'm too lazy to go back and try to find the post.

 

[motobrewer]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/ob...-talk-thread-132203/index364.html#post4579561

 

[Cape Brewing]

haha... nope... not me. If they showed me on TV, millions of viewers at home would go blind from staring directly into the shear awesomeness.

 

[bluemoose]

haha... nope... not me. If they showed me on TV, millions of viewers at home would go blind from staring directly into the sucking black hole that is my personality.

Did you mean this?

 

[Cape Brewing]

That is the gayest thing on HBT... every time someone goes with ol' "fixed that for ya"... I'm thinking, "wow. whatta douchenozzle. THAT'S the best dig you can come up with... change two words and pretend I made a dig on myself... even though the actual quote is diorectly above it???"

Well played Sir... wellllllllllllll played.

 

[WesleyS]

I am the gayest thing on HBT...

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry, I enjoy sex with large groups of overweight men

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahha !!!

Get it!?!? I changed it so it looks like you said something else!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahha!!!!

I'm witty!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... Sorry Wesley. That wasn't really directed at you.

That's just the lamest joke. Really?? That's the best guys can come up with??

 

[bluemoose]

.

That's just the lamest joke. Really?? That's the best guys can come up with??

Um, yup.
Not everyone can be a witty as Moto.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Any given Sunday" is not parity. There IS parity this year, but the Circle Of Fail is meaningless. There's about eight teams that all have legitimate shots at the title, almost all of whom have some flaw. None of these teams is heads-and-shoulders better than the others.

Pats
Ravens
Houston
Giants
Bears
Packers
Falcons
San Fran
*maybe* the Broncos

That's parity, *not* the fact that Kansas City somehow managed a win against the Saints so you could complete your circle-jerk. I'd wager you could complete that circle if you looked at most NFL seasons.

You'd lose that wager. 2010 is only other year from what I gather

 

[WesleyS]

LOL... Sorry Wesley. That wasn't really directed at you.

That's just the lamest joke. Really?? That's the best guys can come up with??

I know. And I completely agree with you.

 

[motobrewer]

any given sunday....hoppy still doesn't understand math.