Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Brees, Rodgers, Eli.....4 Superbowls LOL

Hmmmm really???

Can you list those four for me??

(math failure)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Also... let me know when you want to start adding up some sweet Seahawk stats.

Ready when you are.

 

[HoppyDaze]

'08 Giants, '10 Saints, '11 Packers, '12 Giants =4 trying counting with your fingers or using a calculator

 

[Cape Brewing]

You mean the '07 Giants you fckin 'tard??

Trying looking at a fckin calendar and then add 'em for me again.... try counting with your fingers or using a calculator.

 

[ChshreCat]

Also... let me know when you want to start adding up some sweet Seahawk stats.

Ready when you are.

Seahawks
Record VS Pats in 2012
1-0

How's that for a stat?

I love how people try to convince us that the Seahawks suck after their crappyass teams get beat by them. LOL

 

[bluemoose]

(sitting, quietly chuckling)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Also... let me know when you want to start adding up some sweet Seahawk stats.

Ready when you are.

Seahawks stats have nothing to do with Tom Brady doing nothing for 8 years...

 

[HoppyDaze]

You mean the '07 Giants you fckin 'tard??

Trying looking at a fckin calendar and then add 'em for me again.... try counting with your fingers or using a calculator.

Giants 17
Patriots 14

February 3, 2008 you fckin tard. Man you really wouldn't know sh!t if it hit you in the face

 

[bluemoose]

Seahawks stats have nothing to do with Tom Brady doing nothing for 8 years...

Are we measuring the "nothing" in a vacuum like hardest hitting? Which quarterback in the NFL did you want to compare TB with? Or did you just want to say he does nothing because he hasn't won a ring in a few years?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seahawks stats have nothing to do with Tom Brady doing nothing for 8 years...

LOL!!!

Just going to skip over your ******* math fail???

LOL!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Guy, guys, don't you know that stats mean nothing? Hoppy said it himself, so it must be true!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Giants 17
Patriots 14

February 3, 2008 you fckin tard. Man you really wouldn't know sh!t if it hit you in the face

You're an idiot, the Super Bowl in '08 was for the '07 season. That's how they do it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

3 against 1 and all you guys come up with is the "hitting hard" "stats don't matter" and "redzone"....your trash talk is almost as bad as your team's play.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You're an idiot, the Super Bowl in '08 was for the '07 season. That's how they do it.

totally dude....I'm an idiot for that. Stupid facts.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice try gents...talk later

 

[McBrewskie]

You mean the '07 Giants you fckin 'tard??

Trying looking at a fckin calendar and then add 'em for me again.... try counting with your fingers or using a calculator.

You ought a know it was your team's perfect season they shit all over.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Holy $hit, we really need to talk to Tx about that :face palm: emoticon.

 

[bluemoose]

totally dude....I'm an idiot for that. Relevent facts.

And, Uh yeah, you are.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Giants 17
Patriots 14

February 3, 2008 you fckin tard. Man you really wouldn't know sh!t if it hit you in the face

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Ok... I'm sorry... I'll go MUCH slower for you....

I was talking about the last THREE seasons.... since, four years ago... Brady was hurt. See... THIS year is 2012. If you subtract 3 from 2012... whoa... sorry... let's make it simpler.... if you subtract 3 from 12... you get???

Ehh?? Take your time...

Lemme help you... 9. So the last three seasons are the:

2009 season
2010 season
2011 season

See?? See how those add up to THREE??

Now... the Super Bowl that you are claiming was the "08 Super Bowl".... well... that's before the 3 years we're talking about to even start with but let's forget about that for a second..

That has to do with the... 2007 season. See... what they do is the play during the year... and then, the Super Bowl, because football is played in the winter... when it's collllllllllld out.... gets pushed into the next year.

SEE??? See how that happens???

So when we are talking about the "last three years".... 1) you missed it bby a year even by your retarded logic but then, when you look at it from non-retarded logic, you miss it by two years.

BUT HEY.... do you want to bring the 2007 season into this conversation???

The season when Brady set the TD record... along with the most points scored in a season record?? 16-0?? You want me to rope those stats in too??

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

On a lighter note...... HEY RODGERS!!! Discount Double Check.......







that calf before game time!

 

[Cape Brewing]

You ought a know it was your team's perfect season they shit all over.

yeah... you're right... it would have been WAY better to go 10-6 and then get ****spanked by the Pack and get bounced early in the playoffs like the Seahawks did. You're right. That's WAY better. Don't know what I was thinking. Sorry.

 

[McBrewskie]

yeah... you're right... it would have been WAY better to go 10-6 and then get ****spanked by the Pack and get bounced early in the playoffs like the Seahawks did. You're right. That's WAY better. Don't know what I was thinking. Sorry.

Nope it would have been better to go 8-8 and have your moron coach Nowin fired and replaced by Singleturd.:cross:

 

[bluemoose]

yeah... you're right... it would have been WAY better to go 10-6 and then get ****spanked by the Pack and get bounced early in the playoffs like the Seahawks did. You're right. That's WAY better. Don't know what I was thinking. Sorry.

Cape, wrong azzhole. McBrewsie was rooting for the 5-11 9ers that year!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope it would have been better to go 8-8 and have your moron coach Nowin fired and replaced by Singleturd.:cross:

haha... whoops...

 

[Cape Brewing]

WTF... where did Hoppy go?? I thought he was going to explain his cool Super Bowl year math to us???

Now I'm sad.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Betcha he'll be back by game time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Betcha he'll be back by game time.

Obviously... he's sure not going to miss a chance to talk smack about the 2014 match up between the Hawks and 9'rs that is being played tonight.

 

[dataz722]

Giants 17
Patriots 14

February 3, 2008 you fckin tard. Man you really wouldn't know sh!t if it hit you in the face

wow, words can't even explain that.

Betcha he'll be back by game time.

If he's smart he won't. So yeah, I'm sure he will be.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I like stats. Here's one: Russell Wilson has thrown 2 TD is in his last three road games. He's also thrown 6 picks in those games. All of those are this season. Guy's a Pro Bowler fo sho.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hey Dataz... At Houston huh?

Hmmm..