Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

It wasn't even original when he said it. He probably stole it from another team with a hidden camera.

Ahhhhhh. I see what you did there.

Nah, I don't think it was a hidden camera. I think he got it from Billy Cundiff.

 

[dataz722]

Ahhhhhh. I see what you did there.

Nah, I don't think it was a hidden camera. I think he got it from Billy Cundiff.

Just adding cundiff to something doesn't just make it funny. Now if you said that I had Cundiffed that joke, it would be different.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But it's funny to me. And that's the only "relevant fact" I need.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just adding cundiff to something doesn't just make it funny. Now if you said that I had Cundiffed that joke, it would be different.

I sanduskied a joke the other day. It was embarrasing...

 

[dataz722]

I sanduskied a joke the other day. It was embarrasing...

How the hell do you shower with a little joke?


Unless of course you are moto, then all you have to do is look down.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How the hell do you shower with a little joke?


Unless of course you are moto, then all you have to do is look down.

just make sure it's real late at night when no one is around...

 

[Punity]

How did you guys get my Brady shower cam?

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[ChshreCat]

btw... I have bacon cooking. I win.

 

[Airborneguy]

What has Seattle been saying by the way? It's been crickets from them as far as I can tell. No way any of them are going to defend that win.

 

[Airborneguy]

Channel 4 news here is saying that a deal was just signed moments ago.

 

[user 574]

Anyone see the ESPN Sports Science recap tonight of the Packer/Seahawks TD catch? I looked for it online to post but can't find it. It was similar to an evolution vs creationism debate. But with live video proof.

 

[Punity]

What has Seattle been saying by the way? It's been crickets from them as far as I can tell. No way any of them are going to defend that win.

They don't have to "defend" the win they don't decide calls. For gods sake it was the third game. If that decides where you fall in the playoffs whos fault is that.

 

[motobrewer]

But it's funny to me. And that's the only "relevant fact" I need.

sorry dude.

 

[Punity]

GB should thank their stars that it ended this way or else all that would be talked about was why the packers are not up to par with their play.

 

[motobrewer]

How the hell do you shower with a little joke?


Unless of course you are moto, then all you have to do is look down.

i don't know about you, but i always shower with my penis.

not my fault you have to take off your strapon when you step in the shower

 

[Airborneguy]

They don't have to "defend" the win they don't decide calls. For gods sake it was the third game. If that decides where you fall in the playoffs whos fault is that.

Kind of like you don't have to defend your positions... I thought you were working. And Carroll is still an embarrassment.

 

[Punity]

Channel 4 news here is saying that a deal was just signed moments ago.

I hope so that way when the real refs F something we can go back to the normal complaining.

 

[Punity]

Kind of like you don't have to defend your positions... I thought you were working. And Carroll is still an embarrassment.

Said I had to go to work. You are a funny guy. Give me one example where a botched call gave a team a win the other team said you know what this isn't right here take it back.

It was a great game marred by that stupid call. It overshadows both teams but shouldn't decide the year there's 13 games left to win.

 

[troyh]

Jennings should've knocked the ball out of the end zone rather than try for a pointless interception. No one asks him about that.

Why do we have to pretend that the real refs never make a mistake? And now, if a deal is done, we are going to have to listen to weeks of announcers falling over themselves to praise the real refs, even when they screw up as they do almost every game.

 

[user 574]

Someone yesterday inquired if I went on suicide watch, was holding banners at Lambeau or something like that. Nope, just a game. Actually bought a new car after work yesterday which is always a process. Then you gotta figure out where all your sh!t belongs in the new vehicle storage areas. You wonder what "this" is, why you saved "that", then get your electronics in order.

 

[ChshreCat]

If the last play Monday night had been ruled an interception, then the game would have been decided on a blown call. It would have just been a call earlier in the game that gave it to Green Bay.

 

[Punity]

Someone yesterday inquired if I went on suicide watch, was holding banners at Lambeau or something like that. Nope, just a game. Actually bought a new car after work yesterday which is always a process. Then you gotta figure out where all your sh!t belongs in the new vehicle storage areas. You wonder what "this" is, why you saved "that", then get your electronics in order.

I hate that. I found aadapters to god knows what when I cleaned out my wife's old car. I think I ended up throwing away 2 garbage bags of stuff she had.

 

[user 574]

Again, I'm over it but the ESPN Sports Science skit was really very good which they usually are. And it was talked through with high def video analysis in extreme slow motion. Not animated GIFs or your grandparents 1960s Poloroid.

Hope it will be made available online for future wannabe refs to watch .

 

[motobrewer]

malfet needs to record this data for future analysis. this blind justification must be the basis of some social experiment.

 

[motobrewer]

Again, I'm over it but the ESPN Sports Science skit was really very good which they usually are. And it was talked through with high def video analysis in extreme slow motion. Not animated GIFs or your grandparents 1960s Poloroid.

Hope it will be made available online for future wannabe refs to watch .

science doesn't matter to seattle, because if science proves the packers won, it would just mean science also proves seattle won, just earlier, and better, for great profit.

 

[Punity]

Yes

 

[Punity]

science doesn't matter to seattle, because if science proves the packers won, it would just mean science also proves seattle won, just earlier, and better, for great profit.

Does your mommy need to make a bottle for the baby

 

[motobrewer]

no, my baby is sleeping.

 

[Punity]

Good to hear