Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Sweet Jesus! He got up and walked off the field. Holy sht

He looked dead

I'm pretty sure he died for a little bit then woke up

 

[Cape Brewing]

Then they showed him on the sideline and you could tell he didn't have a clue in hell where he was and he looked like stevie wonder sitting there.

No doubt... And I loved the announcers... "That great to see, Cribbs just let out a chuckle and smiling on the sidelines"

... yeah... Cause the purple elephants he's seeing just farted on Abe Lincoln's head and are asking him if he wants to grab a beer and then hit the roller coasters with them.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How about the reports of Jim McMahon entering the early stages of dementia? Says he would never of played football if he knew of the consequences. Looks like he too is going after the NFL. Gee. You never thought smashing your body around and pumping it full of chemicals would cause permanent damage later on down the road? That you could just cash out without some kind of negative impact? I feel bad for the guys after nfl but some things have a price.

 

[McBrewskie]

How about the reports of Jim McMahon entering the early stages of dementia? Says he would never of played football if he knew of the consequences. Looks like he too is going after the NFL. Gee. You never thought smashing your body around and pumping it full of chemicals would cause permanent damage later on down the road? That you could just cash out without some kind of negative impact? I feel bad for the guys after nfl but some things have a price.

Yeah it is some common sense, but keep in mind that the NFL had some knowledge of the potentially serious issues from head trauma and not just with held the information, but encouraged players to get out there and play, often telling them it wasn't an issue.

 

[Airborneguy]

In high school I stupidly got lax after taking a fake handoff in a game. Unfortunately, I seriously fooled one of the OLB's and he lit me up. I remember it all, but seriously thought I was in Kmart shopping for fishing equipment. It's a real weird feeling knowing you're wide awake, but have no idea what's going on. Oh, and they let me practice 2 days later.

(yeah, explains everything. i'll save you the trouble.)

 

[dataz722]

In high school I stupidly got lax after taking a fake handoff in a game. Unfortunately, I seriously fooled one of the OLB's and he lit me up. I remember it all, but seriously thought I was in Kmart shopping for fishing equipment. It's a real weird feeling knowing you're wide awake, but have no idea what's going on. Oh, and they let me practice 2 days later.

(yeah, explains everything. i'll save you the trouble.)

Yeah, I have gotten knocked out a few times and once I could walk straight and not mumble they always let me play again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yeah, explains everything. i'll save you the trouble.)

And now you walk the streets of NYC with a gun on your hip. Perfect. I feel wicked safe now!

 

[Airborneguy]

I wear a special helmet. What? Not good enough?

 

[McBrewskie]

In high school I stupidly got lax after taking a fake handoff in a game. Unfortunately, I seriously fooled one of the OLB's and he lit me up. I remember it all, but seriously thought I was in Kmart shopping for fishing equipment. It's a real weird feeling knowing you're wide awake, but have no idea what's going on. Oh, and they let me practice 2 days later.

(yeah, explains everything. i'll save you the trouble.)

Yeah, I have gotten knocked out a few times and once I could walk straight and not mumble they always let me play again.

Yeah, I never got knocked out playing, worst shot I ever took was a helmet in the base of the back. Still I remember the coaches were all the same, "Can you form a sentence, you want back in? Alright get out there and kill um!"

I never recall head hunting though. I played OLB/SS and I never intentionally led with my helmet or went after the head.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's amazing how much no one cares

 

[McBrewskie]

It's amazing how much no one cares

No one asked you Masshole, go back to cheering for your 1-2 non-contact team.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[motobrewer]

did anyone see that simultaneous catch the refs ruled as an interception during the patriot game!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats serving up a huge steaming pile of suck today. Wtf.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus!!! Finally!!!!!! It's about time they start actually looking like something other than total sht!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-McWr0bU6aw

 

[boxofjibboo]

Go Texans!

 

[user 574]

Doh! A one eyed Rodgers is better than a 2 eyed rookie

 

[motobrewer]

is this some kind of bad ****ing joke!??!

 

[bluemoose]

At least the MDTOTM is back on track. Big win against an excellent team. They had a stout run defense, but it's hard to keep a great rushing team like the Pats down.

 

[user 574]

At least the MDTOTM is back on track. Big win against an excellent team. They had a stout run defense, but it's hard to keep a great rushing team like the Pats down.

So you're saying the Pats had to lose a couple to regain focus?

 

[bluemoose]

Good for Green Bay. Nothing like squeaking out a victory against a winless team to forget the hearbreaking loss from a perfectly executed simultaneous catch at the whistle. Kinda like taking it to Cleveland. Again, Bravo!

 

[bluemoose]

Damn, too bad we got rid of this guy.

 

[j1laskey]

52 points by your team.... That's how it should be every week

 

[stratslinger]

Boy do I miss Merriweather.

No, I really, really do not. Though I hope neither of those guys was seriously hurt...

 

[the_bird]

As much as the Pats' secondary has sucked monkey balls for most of the past few seasons, never once have I thought we'd be better off with that guy still here. Two of the least-deserved Pro Bowls in NFL history.

 

[olllllo]

Rams.

 

[McBrewskie]

49ers with the least impressive shutout ever. God Alex Smith sucks.

 

[Airborneguy]

They did everything they could to give the Giants that game, still failed!

 

[the_bird]

This one's for McBrewski, the next time you want to call New England a "finesse" team.

Looking for clips of Brandon Spikes' forced fumble on Fred Jackson, too.