Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

WHOA!!! Sorry!!! You said you hated the Ugg commercial... ok, sorry. My bad... Here you go...

 

[Randall]

This is gonna get bad. Cape is busting out his porn stash.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Here ya go Eskimo..

His wife is smoking hot, no case against that.

But that picture of him on the slide explains a lot about the protecting the quarterback rules.

 

[dataz722]

Ahhhh... A nice blanket of fresh snow fell over night. It makes everything look nice... It makes it kinda quiet somehow. The suckling pig is resting nicely in a bath of salt, dark brown sugar and a couple of citrons. Its Friday, work should be light. I see a nice pint or two over lunch. Then on my way home I can pick up a boston butt to make fresh mexican chorizo. I can grab the racks of baby backs to go in the smoker. I can grab the beef tenderloins and the whole prime rib to be carved up into rib eyes.

I hate you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But that picture of him on the slide explains a lot about the protecting the quarterback rules.

Ask me how bad I feel about QB rules....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hate you.

C'mon up dude... Should be plenty of food at Meatapolooza.

Wear the purple camo!!

 

[dataz722]

C'mon up dude... Should be plenty of food at Meatapolooza.

Wear the purple camo!!

It would be worth wearing to get some of that.

 

[McBrewskie]

No, no... I believe it's pronounced 'IN-com-plete pass'. And I haven't looked it up on the interwebs but I was sure the Pats actually won that game. How would they have moved on to the Super Bowl that year if they hadn't???

I know how it was called, all I'm saying is if that isn't a fumble I don't know what is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know how it was called, all I'm saying is if that isn't a fumble I don't know what is.

Incomplete pass... refs said so.

 

[McBrewskie]

The AFC Game is just to decide who will lose the 49ers.

49ers- 30
Giants- 17

Patriots- 27
Ravens- 16(sorry, I hope the Ravens win I just don't see it happening)

 

[McBrewskie]

Incomplete pass... refs said so.

Lol. The refs did in fact say so.

 

[dataz722]

The AFC Game is just to decide who will lose the 49ers.

49ers- 30
Giants- 17

Patriots- 27
Ravens- 16(sorry, I hope the Ravens win I just don't see it happening)

I know it is friday but it is a little early to start drinking already. I don't care what happens, there is no way AFC loses to either of those.

 

[McBrewskie]

I know it is friday but it is a little early to start drinking already. I don't care what happens, there is no way AFC loses to either of those.

Really? You forget the Ravens got the Niners on a short week coming cross country? You forget the Giants already beat New England in New England? The AFC was not nearly as strong as the NFC this year.

 

[j1laskey]

I know how it was called, all I'm saying is if that isn't a fumble I don't know what is.

Dude....it was 10 years ago...stop living in the past....we've won 3 Superbowls since then, and Oakland has continued to suck.

 

[McBrewskie]

Dude....it was 10 years ago...stop living in the past....we've won 3 Superbowls since then, and Oakland has continued to suck.

The Raiders do suck, no argument from a Niner fan. Still while 10 years ago the Patriots lucked into a call that got them to the Super Bowl, 30 years ago this month Montana found Clark to begin an actual dynasty, something the Pats wont ever match.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bwaaaa. Hahaha haaaaaaaaaa ha aha aha ah!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mmmm. Sixpoint Bengali... Tasty

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... and good old Racer Five. Old reliable.

 

[user 574]

I got to wait until 3p central then its off to Amsterdam Bar & Hall for "offsite meetings". Lots of Belgium deliciousness awaits me. And nasty $2 Heineken's if desired. Since it's Friday I may indulge in a pot brownie.

 

[the_bird]

lol, keep counting those chickens all the way up till the 49ers defense sends some of the Giants out in the 1st quarter like Pierre Thomas.

Shhh, go to sleep little Pierre.

See, this is what I don't understand.

Given how they are interpreting the rules this year, how is this not a penalty? What is it about this helmet-to-helmet contact that makes it OK?

I really don't care who won that game, I'm just not sure how this hit was considered legitimate. Seems textbook for the kind of play they're trying to remove from the game (so, you know, ex-players don't become ******* who shoot themselves at age 40).

 

[wildwest450]

I want a pot brownie!

 

[wildwest450]

From the NFL's VP of football operations, "The league isn't going to make head-hit rules apply to running backs, which is good. Once you start legislating there, you'd have to take ball carriers who lower their heads into account. "

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

I want a pot brownie!

Count me in on a special brownie!

 

[dataz722]

See, this is what I don't understand.

Given how they are interpreting the rules this year, how is this not a penalty? What is it about this helmet-to-helmet contact that makes it OK?

I really don't care who won that game, I'm just not sure how this hit was considered legitimate. Seems textbook for the kind of play they're trying to remove from the game (so, you know, ex-players don't become ******* who shoot themselves at age 40).

Because of that dumb ass "defenseless receiver" tag they always add.

 

[user 574]

Alas, their menu is full of wordplay. Brownies made in a pot, Hash this bla bla. Full disclosure in case we have any LEOs out there or HR is stalking me.

 

[McBrewskie]

See, this is what I don't understand.

Given how they are interpreting the rules this year, how is this not a penalty? What is it about this helmet-to-helmet contact that makes it OK?

I really don't care who won that game, I'm just not sure how this hit was considered legitimate. Seems textbook for the kind of play they're trying to remove from the game (so, you know, ex-players don't become ******* who shoot themselves at age 40).

He was not a defenseless receiver, he was a runner at that point thus no foul.

 

[j1laskey]

The Raiders do suck, no argument from a Niner fan. Still while 10 years ago the Patriots lucked into a call that got them to the Super Bowl, 30 years ago this month Montana found Clark to begin an actual dynasty, something the Pats wont ever match.

Your talking about 30 years ago now??? Wow!

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh man, drank too much coffee, have to go take a giant stinky

 

[McBrewskie]

Your talking about 30 years ago now??? Wow!

If you can get past the Ravens you only have to wait 2 weeks until the Niners take their rightful place and send the Patriots back from whence they came.

 

[wildwest450]

Oh man, drank too much coffee, have to go take a giant pats fan.

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