Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

NFL Championships?!?! Pfft. Aaaaaaahhhh hahahahaha!!!! Oh man! You gotta be kidding me!!!

this isn't the NFL anymore??

no WONDER Billy cheated - he thought he was playing a different game!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dont make me bring back the box of Clown Flakes!

 

[motobrewer]

facts are facts.

well.....maybe not to a pats fan...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sure. Its still the NFL and fine, you keep you're cute little "NFL Championship" trophies. I'll stick with the Pats and their Super Bowl trophies.

 

[the_bird]

How many of them championships do the Packers have in, say... the past forty years?

I'll wait for the answer.

 

[the_bird]

Let's look at the teams that the Packers were competing with for those first few titles.

The Akron Pros!
The Chicago Staleys!
The Canton Bulldogs (two-time NFL Champions!)
The Frankford Yellow Jackets!
The Providence Steam Roller!
The Staten Island Stapletons!

Seriously, there were like ten teams in the league. And no forward passes.

 

[motobrewer]

coincidentally just AFTER the decade where we won 5?

another data-skewed argument from a pats fan...you should work for Al Gore.

 

[motobrewer]

Seriously, there were like ten teams in the league. And no forward passes.

the way it should be. rugby is more fun anyway. well, not to watch, but certainly to play.

 

[the_bird]

Fine, how 'bout in the past thirty years?
The past twenty?
How 'bout just in the past ten?

Packers have mostly SUCKED since the end of the Lombardi era. What difference doe the title in 1967 matter to you, anyway? What were you, like seventeen years away from being born?

 

[motobrewer]

Fine, how 'bout in the past thirty years?
The past twenty?
How 'bout just in the past ten?

Packers have mostly SUCKED since the end of the Lombardi era. What difference doe the title in 1967 matter to you, anyway? What were you, like seventeen years away from being born?

sucked? granted, we've won the big game once in the last decade (due to, yes, number 4), but we've also had only 2 losing seasons since 1992, and have gone to the postseason more times than the Pats since '92

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dude, I'm as big a homer as they come but...

(queue Aerosmith...)

DREAM ON, DREAM ON, DREAM ON (place ballsack in vice) DREAM ON, DREAM ON :rockin:

just sayin

The Saints will DESTROY the seachickens. Its a fact. DESTROY. Two words...Drew fu@%&ng Brees!!! You have Hasselback and Whitehurst. Congrats on getting to the playoffs. Be happy. If they win I may never watch football again.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that "seachickens" is the doucheist made up trashtalk term EVER. I can't believe you acually typed that. I hope you trip and fall and its embarrasing....That would be funny hahahaha...seachickens! rolling on the ground over here

 

[motobrewer]

Fine, how 'bout in the past thirty years?
The past twenty?
How 'bout just in the past ten?

Packers have mostly SUCKED since the end of the Lombardi era. What difference doe the title in 1967 matter to you, anyway? What were you, like seventeen years away from being born?

also, i can't remember...who did we beat in the '97 superbowl? 30 years after the "lombardi" era?

how god d*mn retarded are you?

 

[the_bird]

Meh, yeah. You got us in 1996. Desmond Howard was one helluva kick returner.

How many you got since then?

 

[motobrewer]

Meh, yeah. You got us in 1996. Desmond Howard was one helluva kick returner.

How many you got since then?

and Reggie White, god rest his soul. I still tear up when before a game starts at Lambeau, they play a recording of Reggie...

anyway, the main point of that game was the defense never gave Favre a chance to choke.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that "seachickens" is the doucheist made up trashtalk term EVER. I can't believe you acually typed that. I hope you trip and fall and its embarrasing....That would be funny hahahaha...seachickens! rolling on the ground over here

You like Shehawks better?

I notice you said NOTHING to defend your team...because there's no defense. I grew up in the NW and they have sucked my entire life. I guess the Saints and Pats turnarounds could give you some hope, but I'm thinkin Browns and Lions is more like it.

They don'y deserve to be in the playoffs, they don't deserve to host a game, and I'm positive the f@$%ing DUCKS could spank them

 

[ChshreCat]

Gotta say that seachickens is indeed a pretty lame attempt, but shehawks is a bit more imaginative.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Moto's stupid NFL Championship crap bores me. Lets make fun of Chshr some more.

 

[dunnright00]

Moto's stupid NFL Championship crap bores me. Lets make fun of Chshr some more.

Hey! The Chargers beat the Boston Patriots in the 1963 AFL Championship game!!!



**runs away giggling...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Dunn.... What time is the Charger game this weekend? I cant find it listed.

 

[r8rphan]

Hey Dunn.... What time is the Charger game this weekend? I cant find it listed.

Al Davis denied their request to play this year...
:rockin:

 

[Bulls Beers]

Hey Dunn.... What time is the Charger game this weekend? I cant find it listed.

I'll just copy and paste this one every year...

 

[dunnright00]

Hey Dunn.... What time is the Charger game this weekend? I cant find it listed.

I'm watching it tonight..... about 8 o'clock....

..at your Mom's house!!!




**high-fiving a thousand angels....

 

[r8rphan]

I'm watching it tonight..... about 8 o'clock....

Is that on the history channel?

 

[dunnright00]

Hey Dunn.... What time is the Charger game this weekend? I cant find it listed.

BTW, this was supposed to be a response to motobrewer's claim to 400 titles dating back to the Revolutionary times.

"Take that Patriots!! Packers goin' all musket-blast on ya!!"

 

[dunnright00]

Is that on the history channel?

Dude... Cape's mom isn't THAT old!!

 

[user 574]

Hey! The Chargers beat the Boston Patriots in the 1963 AFL Championship game!!!


**runs away giggling...

You can't count the bush league AFL championships

 

[r8rphan]

 

[ChshreCat]

Ok. Realism is so yesterday. I've had my pregame dose of the koolaid.

GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

 

[r8rphan]

SeaHags gonna need a miracle IMO.. That being said, SeaHag stadium is a pretty hostile place...

 

[the_bird]

I want to see the Seahawks win just as a "**** you!" to everyone who's mocking them. I mean, yeah... they're a pretty ****ty team. REALLY ****ty, if you want to be honest. Cripes, I doubt they'd have more than four wins in a real division. Still, **** all the doubters!