Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

playoffs?! PLAYOFFS!??!

i'm glad people talked vick out of running so much. we would be useless against him.

 

[steinsato]

Glad to see the Packers get past the Bears yesterday and earn a spot on the playoffs. Watched the game at a local brewery with my Bear fan buddy who now owes me a 6 pack. GO Packers!

 

[dunnright00]

Awesome way for my raiders to finish the season..

Is this the first time an NFL team has swept their own division, and still didn't make the playoffs?

 

[Homercidal]

......and I'm glad I always have some on tap.

My box is empty now. Please PM your address.

Do you want the tea-bagged or the dry-schlonged version?:cross:

interest in 2011?

Do I have to choose one over the other??

I may be guilty of being overly optimistic, but I'm even more interested in next year than I was last year! I'm already saving up for playoff tickets! :cross:

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

So who should be rookie of the year?
Bradford?
Suh?
McCourty?
Other?

I vote Suh.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Suh is tough to argue with. It hink McCourty deserves to be mentioned but I think it is Suh.

 

[rjwhite41]

It's got to be Suh. That guys a beast.

 

[dataz722]

So who should be rookie of the year?
Bradford?
Suh?
McCourty?
Other?

I vote Suh.

It's got to be Suh. That guys a beast.

I think it should be suh but I think it really will be Bradford.

 

[the_bird]

Uh guys, there's both an offensive and defensive rookie of the year. Bradford and Suh are guaranteed of winning.

Gronk will get a little love for OROY - he's going on 600 yards receiving with TEN freakin' touchdowns, while splitting targets with Aaron Hernandez (who's a better pure receiver). Hard even for me to argue that Bradford doesn't win OROY, though, he's had about as good a season for a rookie QB as you'll ever see, and the Rams improved so much this season with him at the helm.

McCourty, I expect will be runner-up for DROY, he's got seven picks and looks like a great, great all-around player at a premier position. Suh will get the award, though, McCourty's not flashy enough.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So sayeth the bird!!

 

[olllllo]

I would assume that a rookie QB that almost beat the worlds greatest football team according to those in Myopia, MASS would have a shot at Rookie of the Year.

Unless of course their glowing assessments are overstated.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Welp... You know what they say about people who assume...

 

[olllllo]

They are incredibly efficient at getting to the bottom of things.

 

[the_bird]

Who the hell are you talking about? The only rookie QB "the world's greatest football team" (thanks!) faced was Colt McCoy, who DID beat the Patriots, but who for the season didn't do jack relative to what Sammy Bradford did. Your boy Matty Flynn ain't a rookie.

 

[philrose]

I'm sitting here in new jersey since yesterday and when I was listening to sports radio there were a ton of giant fans pissed off that they didn't make the playoffs as if they were a better team than Philly.

Giants fans might be more annoying than patriot fans. Might.

 

[the_bird]

Giants WERE a better team than Philly - for about 52 minutes!

 

[olllllo]

It's fun to poke the bear.

 

[the_bird]

In the words of my daughter, I don't even know what you're talking about.

 

[r8rphan]

Is this the first time an NFL team has swept their own division, and still didn't make the playoffs?

Yep.. since the merger... To me, it says good thing are ahead.. as long as davis doesn't throw a wrench in it all that is..

 

[dataz722]

I'm sitting here in new jersey since yesterday and when I was listening to sports radio there were a ton of giant fans pissed off that they didn't make the playoffs as if they were a better team than Philly.

Giants fans might be more annoying than patriot fans. Might.

Only team that could have a chance of taking that title are philly fans.

Giants WERE a better team than Philly - for about 52 minutes!

Zing!

 

[ChshreCat]

Seattle Seahawks! First team with a losing record to win the Superbowl!

 

[MisterGreen]

My Cowboys beat the Eggles 2nd string!!! woooohoooooo!!!
Wait, what, we suck? Oh, yeah...sh!t...

LOL There were 3rd stringers out there as well. I thought they did pretty good against Dallas' starters.

 

[HoppyDaze]

the Seahawks are clearly the favorites to win it all this year...who do you guys think is second?

 

[dataz722]

the Seahawks are clearly the favorites to win it all this year...who do you guys think is second?

The Bengals.

 

[Cape Brewing]

the Seahawks are clearly the favorites to win it all this year...who do you guys think is second?

Yer mom



(giving fist bumps)

 

[r8rphan]

the Seahawks are clearly the favorites to win it all this year...who do you guys think is second?

Depends on what your definition of the word "it" is...
(Celebrity Bill Clinton voice impersonated)
(No animals were harmed in the creation of this post)
(Tastes great, less filling)
(Huh? Whuh?)

 

[ChshreCat]

Ya know... this is a scary thought, but we were talking about it today and isn't not that far fetched that Seattle could end up in the NFC Championship game at least.

Seattle stayed with the Saints for three quarters down there. And now NO is banged up and having to come up to Qwest Field and anything can happen there.

So, if Seattle wins and if the Jets manage to beat the Colts, then Seattle plays the Bears in the second round. Seattle already beat Chicago on their home field this season.

It boggles the mind, but it COULD HAPPEN. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it does.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Dude, I'm as big a homer as they come but...

(queue Aerosmith...)

DREAM ON, DREAM ON, DREAM ON (place ballsack in vice) DREAM ON, DREAM ON :rockin:

just sayin

The Saints will DESTROY the seachickens. Its a fact. DESTROY. Two words...Drew fu@%&ng Brees!!! You have Hasselback and Whitehurst. Congrats on getting to the playoffs. Be happy. If they win I may never watch football again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Guys guys guys.... You all keep focusinging on the wrong things. "the Seahawks could beat the Bears". Blah blah blah... What difference does it make?? Eventually they're all gonna lose to the Pats so why even get your hopes up? Its cruel to do that to yourself.

 

[user 574]

Cape, if Pats get knocked off you have to change your avatar for a week:



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