Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[SpanishCastleAle]

"best selling jersey" !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

OH MY GOD!!!!! AAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(I can't breath!)

AAAAAA HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!

holy crap!!!

AAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAA!!

(Oh man... the tears!!)

I think your sarcasm meter is broken (yea, it's sad fact and sort of funny but...not that funny).

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... not broken at all. Just had it calibrated a week ago.

Instead of busting on other fans I really should be giving them credit. It's gotta be hard to stick with their team through this milenium when the Pats have been so dominating. I mean... c'mon... your first reaction HAS to be, "Man, I want to root for those guys cause they're so awesome" and then you still stick to your old team.

It's amazing really.

 

[motobrewer]

Nope... not broken at all. Just had it calibrated a week ago.

Instead of busting on other fans I really should be giving them credit. It's gotta be hard to stick with their team through this milenium when the Pats have been so dominating. I mean... c'mon... your first reaction HAS to be, "Man, I want to root for those guys cause they're so awesome" and then you still stick to your old team.

It's amazing really.

yeah, except those colts fans. still have a better record in the 2000's than you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How many SB's have they won in the 2000's???

keep grasping

 

[motobrewer]

one

 

[Cape Brewing]

exactly

 

[Cape Brewing]

And... you might wanna do yourself a favor and add up how many wins the Pats have in the 2000's and then add up the Colts' wins and then try to make that claim about Colts fans again.

 

[motobrewer]

damn, colts are 6-6?!? wtf peyton!?

well, fair's fair. looks like this is patriot's time. in 4 years, nobody will remember, just like the early 90's cowboys.

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah, except those colts fans. still have a better record in the 2000's than you.

Uh-ohhh...

Patriots' regular season record in the 2000's = 122-50
Colts' regular season record in the 2000's = 121-51

Oooooooooops. Ohhhh well. Maybe next time.

Patriots' playoff record = 14-4 with 3 Super Bowl wins and only one bounce out of the playoffs in first game they played.

Colts' playoff record = 9-8 with 1 Super Bowl wins and FIVE bounces out of the playoffs in the first game they played.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah, i didn't realize the colts were sucking that badly this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

damn, colts are 6-6?!? wtf peyton!?

Maybe he should throw less pick-6's. Just a suggestion.

well, fair's fair. looks like this is patriot's time. in 4 years, nobody will remember, just like the early 90's cowboys.

LOL... that's awesome... "no one will remember them... just like this team I rattled instantly off the top of my head from memory".

 

[motobrewer]

Maybe he should throw less pick-6's. Just a suggestion.




LOL... that's awesome... "no one will remember them... just like this team I rattled instantly off the top of my head from memory".

that was only because i was looking at packer championships (12 total, 6 since 1960 btw) and saw all the losses to the cowboys in 93-95

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you actually type that with a straight face?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't have a dog in this fight...but havent the Steelers always been, still are and always will be better than the Pats? Weren't the Pats always a terrible, terrible team until recently?

 

[motobrewer]

Did you actually type that with a straight face?

yes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't have a dog in this fight...but havent the Steelers always been, still are and always will be better than the Pats? Weren't the Pats always a terrible, terrible team until recently?

Whoa hold on... I just went back and actually read this.

The Steelers have more Super Bowl wins. That's a true statement.

"always been, still are and always will be"?? yeeeeeeeeeah. I hear ya this is a trash talk thread but... c'mon.

 

[motobrewer]

good god. NFL-related wiki articles have to be the most heavily quoted articles on there.

there's like 20 different footnote mark symbols

 

[Cape Brewing]

never been on a wiki NFL page

 

[HoppyDaze]

Whoa hold on... I just went back and actually read this.

The Steelers have more Super Bowl wins. That's a true statement.

"always been, still are and always will be"?? yeeeeeeeeeah. I hear ya this is a trash talk thread but... c'mon.

you have real nice content to your debate...

"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah" that is a great point

 

[Cape Brewing]

And the Steelers are 112-59 with 1 Super Bowl win in the 2000's

 

[Cape Brewing]

you have real nice content to your debate...

"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah" that is a great point

As opposed to your dead-on factual assessments??

 

[Cape Brewing]

And the Steelers are 112-59 with 1 Super Bowl win in the 2000's

... so I think your crack analysis of "still is and always will be" is a tad suspect.

Have they had a better complete history in the NFL than the Pats?? Yup. Six SB trophies. That's tough to argue with.

But "still is and always will be"??

I was saying, "yeeeeeeeeah" cause it was a little more polite than "you're a crackhead"

 

[motobrewer]

... so I think your crack analysis of "still is and always will be" is a tad suspect.

Have they had a better complete history in the NFL than the Pats?? Yup. Six SB trophies. That's tough to argue with.

But "still is and always will be"??

I was saying, "yeeeeeeeeah" cause it was a little more polite than "you're a crackhead"

cool story bro

 

[HoppyDaze]

lol

 

[the_bird]

I don't have a dog in this fight...but havent the Steelers always been, still are and always will be better than the Pats? Weren't the Pats always a terrible, terrible team until recently?

Define "recently." Not many teams, if any, with a better record since Robert Kraft bought the franchise, and that's going on twenty years. Even the Pete Carroll years, as ****ty as they were, they won a good number more games than they lost.

Were the Pats a ****ty franchise under Victor Kiam and the previous owners? More often than not. Basically irrelevant at this point. From the time the current owners took charge, there have only been a handful of times the Pats weren't an above-average franchise.

Kraft bought the team in January 1994. Since then:

1995: Went 6-10
1999: Went 8-8
2000: Went 5-11

EVERY other season that the Krafts have owned the franchise, they've had a winning record. Seventeen seasons, fourteen of them with a winning record, one .500, two losing seasons. Show me ANY franchise over this period that's been more consistently excellent.

 

[motobrewer]

um, the packers have had better-than-500 seasons since 1992, with two exceptions.

i'd leave the arguing to cape, he seems to be better at it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

seriously ... I don't care. I know your coach is a prick and your fans are same. So, good for you guys. And nobody cares but you guys.

 

[motobrewer]

i don't know anything about NE fans, but this is really just an over the top thread, so don't take it personally.

i'm not a fan of the 'chick tho.

 

[Cape Brewing]

i don't know anything about NE fans, but this is really just an over the top thread, so don't take it personally.

i'm not a fan of the 'chick tho.

Oh Jesus... Not taking it personally at all. I love arguing about this stuff. It does get more fun when someone gets their panties all up in a wad, starts namecalling and just all-around pissy. Those are the ones you want to really make fun of for being a tool.

You're not like that though. You just throw random uninformed things out there to see what sticks.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh Jesus... Not taking it personally at all. I love arguing about this stuff. It does get more fun when someone gets their panties all up in a wad, starts namecalling and just all-around pissy. Those are the ones you want to really make fun of for being a tool.

You're not like that though. You just throw random uninformed things out there to see what sticks.

i was talking to hoppy

but i don't endorse or deny those allegations, lol

excuse me, but I now have to go get a Christmas tree, make dinner, and watch Cinderella.....